Facts That Won't Ever Make It Onto A Snapple Cap!

Ummm...That's going on my sig too.
Jesus, Rapid!

All of you will die someday. That's right, and you, and you, and you...
Rather morbid, isn't it?

The hole in the ozone layer and global warming are acumulating due to such things as sprayon deoderant and old AC units. God is laughing at the irony.

They put facts on the undersides of Snapple caps?

Well, I've been missing out, then...

The only reason besides that you're drinking this product because of it's awesome flavor is that you have no life.

Jesus can turn water into wine, and Chuck Noris can turn wine into beer.

Ted, as your reading this we just killed the person who made this fact. Happy B-day Ted.

While you read this, the excessive aspartame you just ingested has probably made it to your bloodstream. Good night, sweet prince.

Congratulations. You are the last man to learn we have facts under Snaple caps.

"Guess what, you pet didn't run away like your mom said."

The KKK was started by three drunk guys as a joke. ((That was an actualy fact btw))