Random Lulz Thread

I hereby revive this topic with the most hilarious menu ever:

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/

All of it's either senseless or full of lulz, but the last few items really did it for me.

Quote (RevivedSin)

Your own personal DERP Squad in Diamond and Pearl!

Pokemon Party:
Unown D
Unown E
Unown R
Unown P
Unown !
Bidoof (Try making a ball capsule with DERP! coming out of it and nicknaming Bidoof the "DERPZORD" XD /lol)

I called my Bidoof the DERPACHIEF.

*MGS ROFLing*