Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

commondragon

You got ninja'd

I insert a ninja

Strikeman

You get a bumper sticker that says, "I'm Big In Japan!"

I insert a fish.

RevivedSin

You receive dried fish.

I insert a car.

Kemix1006

you get a car tire.

i put in nikko.

Guest

You get nothing. Just as good.

I insert Bob Dole.

Kemix1006

a zombie pops out to feast on your brains.

i put in a ninja worrior.

Guest

A hamster pops out and tells you to be like Bruce Willis.

I put in...Shuryou!

Kemix1006

anime girls start glomping you.

i put in noting.

Goroke

You get the Universe

I insert a bread

RevivedSin

Out pops some buttered toast. Mmmm

I put in Chuck Norris.

commondragon

You die of mysterious roundhouse kick wounds

I insert mabye

Kemix1006

you get a sticker saying "your mom"

i put in Goroke

Guest

You get two people in catsuits.

I insert an afro.

Goroke

You get this thingy >:3

I insert a kitty

Kemix1006

you get an afro ninja whom punches you to death.

i put in a moogle suit.

Kemix1006

you get a cat girl that procedes to eat your liver.
i put in a cat girl

commondragon

yOU GET THE FOLLOWING SCENE: you die

I insert a pie made out of cheese

Heat Sonata

You get a cheesecake.

I put in a whole box of Mountain Dew Code Red...

A whole empty box, that is.

Guest

You get a can of Coca-Cola.

I set up a radio, then make it play this song in an endless loop on full blast.

Goroke

You get an apocalypse by a rolling ball >__>;;

I insert the Mooninite bright Lite