The Ponder Thread

Hmmmm... would it be bad to bump an hour ahead intentionally? I guess so. One more hour, then.
A whole hour of reading the "Jailhouse Blues" comic...
...A sentimental hippo. Why must this happen now? I am not trained in the art of bubble blowing yet. I must summon the demonic Sponge... But where do I get a virgin sacrifice...?
My psychic powers tell you to look in Compton, U.S.A.
Why does CompUSA not sell stress balls?
These Subtype revamps scare me...
Mostly because I won't be able to change my subtype if Cursor ends up as something I don't like.
After all, what else can Gunner be? I wouldn't have a reason other than "I don't like this subtype," and that's no reason at all.
Repent, sinners! The Apocalypse is nigh!
Because Gunner lost all his hax in the process.
Now stop being psychic, you.
Why does everyone panic when I post something? oo;
Lost... all... his... hax?

Oh goody, we did something right then.
Dang... no 90 damage widesword with an areagrab for massive win... still, I can always use extra dodges. I could, in fact, use all melee attacks and have two dodges at the same time...
Okay. I'm indifferent to the new system...
*reads topic again*
Oh, right. A free dodge once a turn. Well, it's still worth it.
Hmm.
People have begun posting on the Topsites, giving a perfect cross-section of what this site isn't.
Doesn't matter what he Topsites say, though; we're the best!
[/blatant rallying cry]

EDIT!
How in bloody blue hell did we drop to number five overnight!?