Hello there everyone!

It's so depressing!!! But it says in my going away on vacation thread that I posted here.... WHY DOES NOBODY READ IT??

Just kidding.
Hia. I'm Drakim. People here worship me. A dose of fear/awe will probably keep you safe. Happy posting.
I sure as hell don't, phony!
YOU'RE NO KING OF THE INTERNET!
What are you talking about? Drakim is awesome. *pokes Drakim* *runs away*
I'm a Drakimist.

-starts passing out tracts-
Hello.We have met over chat and you probably believe I'm a pervy 25 year old.But, I'm actually lying to you.It's a bad habit I picked up in prison.Anyways, love to rp with you sometime...
*whisper*
Slowly move away.
I WARNED YOU.
Welcome. Enjoy the board...
HIYA! we met in the chat, i'm dark there........*beaten to death by Twi* owie.......i'm the MOST abused member on the site, local furry and a cat lover. welcome and DON'T catch you in my WMD stash!
Hi, Rae.
You can call me Blue, but that's not my real name.
Security measures, you see.


By the way, don;t worry about the crazy people. They're all in your head.