Runeknight's Escort Service

((Oh dear.))
Runeknight paddles to the left, bumping into really frickin' narrow and craggy rocks on the way. (10) He then comes to a clearing. A bit later, some figures dart eerily around in the water. Some time later, Runeknight and Arion are capsized and forced into... knee-deep water?
5 mermaids perch themselves on a rock nearby and lick their lips greedily as they eye Runeknight. They start to sing a haunting, yet enticing melody which god has no intent on composing to hurt innocent ears. They then dive under the water yet again and resurface, charging toward Runeknight.

Singing MermaidA: 200 HP
Singing MermaidB: 200 HP
Singing MermaidC: 200 HP
Singing MermaidD: 200 HP
Singing MermaidE: 200 HP

Terrain: 100% Sea

Runeknight.exe: 160 HP
Arion: 30 HP

-WILD ODYSSEY MONSTER APPEARED-
-GO RUNEKNIGHT!-
-WHAT WILL RUNEKNIGHT DO?-
-FIGHT, BAG, RUN, PKMN (WTF?)-

((Battle 6, start))
((Hmm...This could be problematic. As such, I shall adjust and only use BattleChips that I know that I had as Chaos: IceWave1, RageClaw, ShotGun, BigHammer1 and Cannon. Those, along with my SigAttks, should allow me to win this puppy.))

"Ha!" Runeknight chuckled mirthlessly. "This is it? This is the trap, set by gods know who, to ensnare me? A quintet of watery sluts, whose whore of a mother spread her legs for a fish? Give me a break..."

The mermaids were charging toward him, moving sleekly through the knee-deep water. The knight could feel the black ocean draining him, the icy waters sapping his strength. He would not last long within the waters and, despite his bravado, he was more than at a disadvantage. He shifted his stance, his armored legs moving through the water at a sluggish pace, and awaited the charging mass.

"Perhaps we should make the playing field a tad more even?" Runeknight murmured.

Crimson lightning crackled along the knight's jetblack armor, casting warped shadows across the ebony ocean. The dark knight raised his left hand, a sphere of midnight forming admist a field of blood red energy. The darkness seemed to harden as quickly as it had formed, creating a solid orb of what looked to be black ice.

"The Icewave?" Zan muttered. "How can that be?"

The NetOp scanned the pile of chips sitting on his father's desk. The IceWave BattleChip sat amongst the pile, untouched. He didn't know what was going on, but an odd feeling of forboding crept up his spine. He sorted through the BattleChips at hand, his mind racing wildly at the implications.

"The RageClaw...And now the Icewave. Those were two of the BattleChips that were requisitioned to me. They belonged to some criminal...Along with the BigHammer, the ShotGun and the Cannon...And a few others. Were they all tainted? Who, or what, possesed these chips before Runeknight and I got ahold of them?"

The dark knight laughed as he spied the mermaids continuing their charge. They had no idea of what they were up against. The icy sphere cracked within his grasp. He knew it was ready. It was time. Runeknight hurled the sphere into the water, straight into the path of the rushing mermaids. The sphere shattered when it hit the dark water, forming a lance of ice and snow that spread, threatening to engulf and entrap the foolish fish-wenches.

"Heh, I like my sushi served chilled. Though where is the harm in a little barbecue?"

Runeknight moved to the side of his iceflow, keeping it between himself and the group of mermaids. He knew how fast aquatic creatures were while in the water, and he didn't want to be caught unaware. He moved, eyeing the forms of the mermaids within the dark water; however, he knew that he couldn't run. The predator never ran from his prey.

More bolts of crimson energy cascaded across Runeknight's armor, the electricity building to a climax. The Navi stared at the mass of mermaids, focusing his mind, and consequently the rage that was building within him, on the two outermost mermaids. The Navi raised his hand into the air, calling forth death and destruction on those that had the gall to oppose him. Crimson bolts of lightning flashed through the air as the sky roared in protest. The sizzling lances of electricity forked toward two of the mermaids, threatening to impale them and send their charred corpses to the bottom of the see.

"Talk about a fish fry," Runeknight quipped. "The Lord's Jugement, indeed. It is my jugement that need be feared."

Summary:
Rune of Valor is active.
1. IceWave1(80) on MermaidA (Possible freeze)
2. Lord's Jugement(50, elec) to Mermaids B and C. (x2 for elemental bonus, x2 for sea panels for a total of 200 DMG to each Mermaid)
3-5. Dodge

Arion: Dodge
The dark knight sends a blast of ice at the first Mermaid, freezing her solid as she leaps out of the water. He then sends a destructive electrical current to two more charging, ridding them from sight. The two others cried out in their loss and proceeded to charge at Runeknight and Arion, hitting the support unit once, banishing him away, and Runeknight twice. Things were not going well.

Singing MermaidA: 120 HP (Frozen)
Singing MermaidB: DELETED
Singing MermaidC: DELETED
Singing MermaidD: 200 HP
Singing MermaidE: 200 HP

Terrain: 100% Sea

Runeknight.exe: 110 HP
Arion: EJO'D
((Zan, Runeknight must sing! Sing, I tell you, SING!!!))
((Completely forgot about this battle...Finishing now))

"Heh," the demonic Runeknight chuckled darkly as he gazed at the trio of mermaids. "You've killed my pet with your shrieking undulations. We should really place licenses on such terrible singing."

Runeknight stepped forward, his deformed arm pulsating with waves of scarlet energy. The single crimson eye visible behind his shattered visor stared with an intense madness. Droplets of spittle escaped the Navi's lips to cascade down and splatter against his scarred and pitted armor. Despite his calm words, Runeknight's face was that of a lunatic; one charged with a dark, writhing energy that drove him to commit the most heinous of acts.

"Allow me to show you how it is done," Runeknight murmured in a rich baritone.

Ripples of scarlet energy danced down Runeknight's "normal" arm, ending in sparks that flew from his fingertips. Bolts of crimson fire escaped the knight's grasp and formed a massive sledgehammer formed of black steel and white bone. The head of the hammer was formed of a large human skull, mouth agape to allow the flat, crushing plate to emerge. Runeknight swung the hammer a few times, testing its weight, and then turned toward the mermaids, hefting the weapon onto his shoulder.

"Forgive me if I am a little...Flat. It has been awhile since I've had to sing for an audience. Still, I believe this to be a...Smashing success." Runeknight started forward at a leisurely pace, his crazed eyes intent on the mermaids' every action as his words came out in a sing-song voice:

"Look at this hammer, isn't it sweet?
With it I could smash your head to your feet.
Wouldn't you say I'm the man?
The one who'll kill, anything?

I've raped and I've pillaged a plenty,
I've committed murders and assaults galore.
You like NetPolice? I've killed twenty.
But who cares? It's never enough...
I want mooooooooore!"

Runeknight moved in a sudden blur, swinging the hammer with all his might, not at the frozen mermaid as one might expect, but at one of her companions. The hammer seemed to shriek as it sliced through the air, as through the skull adorning the weapon had come to life to cry its lament. The hammer was swung in a horizontal smash, meant to crush the chest of whomever it hit, shatter the ribs and pulverize the heart.

The Navi dropped the hammer with his normal hand and snatched at the closest mermaid with his deformed claw. He attempted to lift the fishy woman into the air with his claw, to crush the life from her as scarlet bolts of power flashed across his skin and the remnants of his armor. Runeknight twisted his hips, attempting to fling the mermaid over his body and hurl her toward another of her kind.

Free of the mermaid, Runeknight dashed back, his legs moving swiftly despite the knee deep water. He cut a wide swath across the battlefield, intent on the frozen mermaid who lay just beyond his reach. The Navi unleashed a feral growl as blood red flames erupted along his massive arm. The flames swirled around the clawed appendage, dancing and writhing to converge within the space between the deformed clawed fingers. Runeknight came upon the frozen mermaid and smashed his massive arm forward, gigantic strength and consuming flames threatening to obliterate the entrapped sea hag.

"Hahaha," Runeknight laughed as he danced away once more. "Are you bitches ready for the next verse?"

Summary:
Rune of Vigor is active (Heals for 25)
1. BigHammer1 (160, Break) to MermaidD
2. Shotgun (50) to MermaidD with Splash (50) to MermaidE
3. Dodge
4. Rune Blast (100, Fire, Breaking) to MermaidA ((200 DMG due to breaking on frozen target?))
5. Dodge
Runeknight brutally slams his BigHammer into the chest of the first Mermaid he comes across, a sickening crunch is heard as the aquatic foe rasply coughed out data over the weapon. Dematerializing the warhammer, the chaotic warrior brutally grabbed the neck of the enemy he had just sledgehammered, positioned her in line with another of her companions, and slammed them both with piercing, crimson bolts of energy. The first let out a terrible shriek as she was deleted and the other groaned in pain, clutching her chest at the spot where Runeknight had shot her.
The fire navi cackled madly as he dashed toward the frozen mermaid from before, encasing his enormous claw with his new signature flames, and punched forward, piercing the enemy through the chest. Data dripped out of the wound caused by the blow, seeping over the chaos knight's arm, and the siren coughed out data onto Runeknight's armor. Her eyes rolled back, and then she was forcefully ejected from the system.
The final mermaid shrunk back as far as she could from the knight, shivering and holding her body close to her. "Please, no more, I beg of you," she pleaded, tears rolling down her eyes.
What to do? Might be a trap you know.
The Rune of Vigor and the Water's debilitating effect cancels each other out, but the signature move is stronger.

Singing MermaidA: DELETED
Singing MermaidB: DELETED
Singing MermaidC: DELETED
Singing MermaidD: DELETED
Singing MermaidE: 150 HP

Terrain: 100% Sea

Runeknight.exe: 130 HP
Arion: EJO'D
"Heh," Runeknight sneered. "Do you honestly think that I would spare your pathetic life?" The Navi spat on the ground and released a low growl. "Not a chance in hell."

Runeknight raised his massive deformed arm, five inch ebony claws glinting in the scarlet light. The dark knight flexed his fingers, twirling them about as he leered cruelly at the frightened mermaid. Runeknight's lips parted to reveal two rows of razor sharp teeth as energy cascaded across his arm to spark against his wicked claws. Runeknight spoke once more, his voice deeper and taking on a distinctive reggae feel.

"Now you see me,
See me for what I really am.
Now maybe you'll understand
What I am going to do to you.
And you don't know why,
But you're going to die.
Yes, I'm gonna kill you girl."

Runeknight strode forward, claws extended. He slashed at the mermaid, claws raking scarlet lines through the air as energy trailed behind his paw.

"Yes, I want to.
Look at me, you know I do.
It's possible you want it too,
Some fatalistic desire.
Now don't say a word
Because shouting is absurd,
I'm going to kill you girl."

Another slash of the claws, accompanied by a flash of blood red light, and Runeknight cackled with glee. The crazed Navi dodged around the fallen mermaid, moving in a circle in what could almost be construed as a dance.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
My, oh, my!
Looks like you're gonna die.
I'm gonna kill you girl.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ain't it sad?
Looks like you're maimed, too bad.
I'm gonna kill you girl."

Runeknight's claws flashed again, wicked juts of bone and steel attempting to rip through flesh and rend limb from limb. Runeknight stepped back, gazing upon the mermaid with a deranged smile spreading over his lips. His eyes flashed back and forth in mad circles as he barked hideous laughter.

"Now's my moment,
Triumph of the Black Dragoon.
Yes, I'd better do it soon
Before the water gets any redder.
No, don't say a word
Because shouting is absurd,
I'm going to kill you girl."

Runeknight's clawed hand thrust forward a final time as the dark knight tried to rip the mermaid's heart from her chest. He relished the thought, delighted in the fact that warm blood would soon be washing over his body. Runeknight moaned in anticipation and his lips parted into crazed laughter once more.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Don't be scared,
I've got the mood prepared.
I'm gonna kill you girl.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I can't stop it now.
I can't hide it how,
I wanna kill you girl."

Runeknight turned his back to the mermaid, stepping away through the cool water. The blackish sea held puddles of scarlet around the bodies of the fallen mermaids.

"You are the dead..." Runeknight muttered as he walked away. "And I am more alive than ever before."

Summary:
Rune of Vigor(Heal for 25)

1. RageClaw(40)
2. RageClaw(40)
3. Dodge
4. RageClaw(40)
5. RageClaw(40)
Runeknight assumes a Jack the Ripper stance, gets funky, and tears apart the Mermaid.
The black sea is now gone. He is on normal ground now.

Singing MermaidA: DELETED
Singing MermaidB: DELETED
Singing MermaidC: DELETED
Singing MermaidD: DELETED
Singing MermaidE: DELETED

Terrain: 100% Sea

Runeknight.exe: 155 HP
Arion: EJO'D

-VICTORY-
Get: 5000z
Zan somehow gets control, pulls Runeknight out of the Net, get's him semi healed of the crazy corruption in time for the net war and now I can go back to the future. Time Rift CLOSED!
((COME ON BOYS, WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE! <theme song plays>))