Volt In Electown

Voltman watched, slightly repulsed, as the strange metal covered the entire navi's body.
"I... hope you've had your fun, runt..." The Navi growled, his voice a gutteral groan. "There are only 3 Navis that have lived to see this without deletion... and soon, the number will be 2..."
Voltman gave a bow and replied, his voice oozing sarcasm.
Well, doesn't that make me feel special! But... how will the number be two? Oh, I get it! You counted yourself, and know that I'm inevitably going to beat you!
His face turned serious.
Or were you suggesting that I was going to lose? Because if you were, you're wrong. DEAD wrong.
He took special care to emphasize the "dead" at the end of the sentence, and grinned. When no response came, he just smiled at the strange navi and said,
What? Has the chicken decided to back off? Because that might've been the smartest move you've made this entire battle!
Voltman kept a steady stream of insults coming, while pulling a spear out of midair. The disconnection from Shigeru was at a very inconvinient time. Of course, it hadn't been when he had left, but it was frustrating all the same. He'd better have a VERY good reason for leaving...
To make matters worse, his younger self was giving him a lecture on why name calling was bad.
Voltman shook his head, brushing away the smaller consciousness, and focused on the job at hand. Sooner or later, the navi would attack. And when he did, Voltman would be ready...

Overview:
1-4. Wait for navi to attack. When he does, parry with rageclaw/spear, throw him to the ground (20?), and slash him (40)
The Navi only smirks sardonically at Voltman's facade as he begins his charge, both claws extended before him, ready to strike--

Raising his right claw above his head, he slashes down--only to catch Voltman's spear! With a confident grin, Voltman prepares to send the Navi flying--but can't seem to dislodge him! With a frightened glance, Voltman sees both claws fixated on his spear--right before he is swung around in a arc, lifted off the ground himself!

With a victorious roar, the Navi slams both Voltman and spear into the floor!

"Get up and dance, filthy runt..." The Navi guffaws, as it lunges again, the slash sending Voltman skittering across the floor--

???: 140 (???) (RAGECLAWx2!)

Voltman: 70
Voltman grinned as the navi charged. He had fell for it! He pulled up his spear to guard and...
Wait, was that navi grinning?!?
But it was too late to think about it. The navi's claws rebounded off of the spear momentarily, and then connected once more with considerably more force. Voltman was afraid that the spear wouldn't hold for a second, but his fears were soon assuaged as the spear not only held, but seemed to move backwards! In the second that the spear wound back, Voltman pushed, toppling the navi over!
Or not!
The navi bent backwards, pulling the spear with him, and flinging Voltman!
"Get up and dance, filthy runt..." The Navi guffawed, as it lunged again, the slash sending Voltman skittering across the floor.
Damn, he's powerful. Shigeru! SHIGERU! GIVE ME A CHIP, YOU USELESS PASTY FACED PATHETIC BASTARD!
But Voltman knew it was in vain. There was just as much of a chance of Shigeru coming back as pigs flying...
Voltman's wild gesturing with the rageclaw regarding Shigeru's absence had almost ended up with his own decapitation, but he wasn't to be bothered with such trifles. He dodged it, and continued iwth his attack. He brought the claw so it almost rested on his chest, tensing his body for the lightning strike.
He leapt forward, slashing widely. The claw left afterimages of itself momentarily, giving the impression that the sword was much bigger than it actually was. Voltman made the mistake of drawing his arm across it, where it left a small slice in his armor. His eyes widened, and he rolled to the side of the navi before slashing once more. He backflipped as the upward slice finished, and dashed forward for a final strike. As he did, he reactivated the rageclaw in his other hand and leapt into the air, bringing it down with crushing force. He backflipped and rolled several times, trying to get out of the way of the insane navi. Meanwhile, he brought up a holoscreen with his operator, only to be met with more static.
The other navi was a crazy one, and Voltman needed to put all of his energy into dodging. He couldn't bother to think about what Shigeru was currently doing...
Thank god MiniVolt was in sleep mode.

Overview:
1,2. Rageclaw slashes to ??? (40x2)
*Skill: Swordplay! (Dodge)*
3. Rageclaw to ??? (40)
4. Dodge
((You, sir, are a turn early.

Check here.
))
(???

But Shiggy was already in ACDC! He didn't need a post to commute! The only post I made away from Voltman was...

Balls. Two posts in the shop.
*sigh*
Ah, well. Changed)
(Le Bump)
(Le Bump, Part Deux!)
(LE BUMP IS DEAD!

QUICK, TO THE HEARSE!

Meh. Bump. I'm gonna wait four bumps before requesting a mod-jack this time. Why is it that ill fate seems to happen upon my mods at the most inconvenient of times?)
(Sorreh, Demon. Modjacking request pending)
The desperate Navi continued to match the blows of his attacker, getting in strikes and ducking as the return punches came within centimeters of connection, standing to knock Voltman out cold. He managed to get in two hits, dodging back from the enemy onslaugh and jumping back in, landing another skull-crushing blow which hardly seemed to put a dent in the Navi's thick skull. Volt dodged backward and, bringing up the static-filled screen partway into combat, gasped in horror as the Navi suddenly plunged through it and grabbed his Rageclaw. "I think you've been having a little too much fun with this, runt," he said, nearly crushing the claw before Voltman kicked him off with a metallic clang. It was apparent the weapon wouldn't have much more life...

???: 80 (???) (RAGECLAWx2!)

Voltman: 70
Voltman grinned. The navi was acting out of stress now. He was off-balance. Just a little mental tip might send him over the edge... or push him back.
Great. Technicalities.
But even if Volt managed to confuse him, there'd be repercussions. Right now he was in what Voltman liked to call "Stage 1: Currently Thinking Foe", but if he was provoked, he might go right to "Stage 4: Violent Undirected Madman", and they could be surprising accurate before they had a coronary and passed out.
"I think you've been having a little too much fun with this, runt."
Voltman shook his head. Time to resort to the age-old standby: sarcasm.
Oh, yes. Fighting for my life against a freak with some silver s*** all over him is definitely what I call "fun".
He glanced at his hand. Already, cracks were spreading along the claws. The weapon probably wouldn't last a single hit more before shattering in a cloud of shards.
Wait...
Voltman brought the paw up, and moved his hand in a downward slashing motion. At the appropriate moment, he disengaged the weapon from his hand and sent it flying towards the enemy. As it approached, the claws would burst into shards which, while not lethal, would hopefully be one helluva distraction. Then, a cold feeling of dread came over Voltman.
He cursed under his breath. He had just agitated a madman, who had two very sharp arms at his disposal, futuristic armor, and what did Voltman have? His ever-failing attempts at wit and his recharging signature attack. He was about to give up, when a large sword suddenly burst from the air. He grabbed it in surprise, and grinned at a sword's familiar weight. THIS could cause some damage.
And he didn't waste any time. The enemy would have recovered from the shards very quickly. He stabbed forward, and then brought the blade sideways as he expected the oncoming dodge. He then used his momentum to roll the other way, bringing his sword up in a slash as he did so. The blade whistled through the air, leaving small slashes of energy where it had been, giving the impression that it was quite a bit larger and wider than it actually was. Voltman was enthralled at the sight of the new sword, and prepared to do some real damage with it.
Then, MiniVolt woke up.
Wasting no time that could be spent playing, he took over the body and ran between the legs of the navi, holding the sword above his head and slashing wildly.
Ouch... wait, why isn't the enemy flinching?
Oh. Voltman gave the little guy a mock sword to play with. How nice.
He ran away randomly, yelling out while he played.
Wheeee! Sword, sword, sword! Fwooosh!

Overview:
1. Shattering Rageclaw Throw to ??? (Deactivate Rageclaw, ?distract?)
2,3. Widesword to ??? (80x2)
*Skill: Swordplay! (1 free dodge)*
4. Dodge
(Post Finished)
(Bump)
(*looks at IPC recon mission nervously*

Bump... before Monday!)
"Pathetic!" The Navi pauses, slashing at the myriad shards that headed towards him. "You think that can get underneath--"

Hurk. He clutched at his midsection, where two gleaming cuts joined in a cross, the liquid armor divided by the force of the blow. Data fragments streamed out, as the wound crackled, then sizzled, then the silver liquid began to glow, first a dull rust red--

--Then, to a blinding white. "H-how did--How did you--CURSE YOU!! YOU DAMN--"

MiniVolt almost turned. Thankfully he didn't, as the force of the Navi's detonation was enough to send him flying as is. He felt something oozy splash onto his back, the heat causing it to sizzle--then fade away.

By the time he recovered, all that was left was a solitary scorch mark.


???: !DELETED!

Voltman: 60

VICTORY!
GET: 1500 zenny
(HAPPINESS ABOUNDS!!!)

MiniVolt walked over to the mark, examining it with intrest.
Ooh. I'll bet that hurt.
Then, Shigeru jacked him out before he could piece together what an understatement that was.