Vs. Pervertman

"Um... Isn't that kind of rude? You know... challenging someone while they are in the middle of a fight? I'll be sure to get right back to you and your challenge like a minute after I'm done with this guy right here. Is that alright or does it have to be right now?" She asked the strange navi, while putting on the slightly charred towel she retrieved earlier. "Er... If you don't mind me asking... are you like, the original owner of the sword? Or the maker of it? Because it seems like you can use it a lot better then I probably could." Upon asking this question, the blood from the last shield returned to Daisy, and flowed around her body to form the same shape as last time.

((Passive: shield on self
1Talk to strange navi))
"Hmph." The newcomer's voice was filled with disdain as she spoke; "A lady of the night be not one t'prattle on about netiquette. Defend thyself, lest I slay thee." With that, the Navi rushed Daisy, the still-glowing blade held low and ready to strike.



Summary:
- Various passives operating.
1: Talk smack and charge at Daisy.
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"...Wait, did you just call my navi a vampire?" Virgil's voice said, ringing out in the net. "Because that is the only reason I can come up with for you calling her a lady of the night... That, or you think she is a werewolf... which is completely strange... And why can't you just wait until after we are done with this fight before trying to kill my navi?"

Daisy wasn't that amused at what Virgil had said, and was less amused at the navi deciding to charge at her. "Er... I think out battle should be postponed right now... You know... on account of rude lady interrupting it and then calling me something that makes little sense. Seems like I'll have to finish up things with you later." Daisy told Pervertman, as she started to move away from the cube. "Since you can't seem to wait, take this!" Daisy yelled, as small red crossbows formed on her hands. She aimed them at the rude, armored female and let lose a series of bolts. As one bolt left the crossbow, a new one was formed and auto cocked the weapon.

"...Oi, Perverted one, just to let you know sooner this fight ends, the sooner you two can go back to your own. And if you end up taking a chance to beat Daisy while she handles this new opponent, your win would not be fair and I will make sure you will not get your reward, because your win would not have been fair... Same would go for if Daisy does the same, because that would be just mean." Virgil said to the navis in the area, Pervertman in particular. "...Actually, I was just going to ignore him until she leaves." Daisy responded... Wow, shows where Pervertman ranks in priorities.


2 dodge
3 Bustershot rude killer female navi that seems to hate me and called me a lady of the night for some reason even though it is day time: 40
4 Bustershot killer female navi that seems to hate me: 40
5 Dodge
The next few moments occurred almost too quickly to recount.

The sword-wielding Navi knight entered melee range, blade already in motion, as a barrier formed before her. Her first attack came from the left, somewhere around her ankles, and sliced up and across. Thus began a combination attack that would have her striking at Daisy again as she moved to pass Daisy, then cross cutting for yet a third strike as the pass occurred. The Navi blinked out of existence, then re-appeared traveling back the way she came, sword lashing out from behind Daisy, and back towards the front as she passes in a mirror of her previous attack. With a little foot-work, and using the motion of the blade as a counter balance, the Navi spun as she leaped to the side and brought the blade up, over, and down in a powerful finisher that sent a blast of air flying outwards, collecting all that stood before it up, and flinging them away....

...The entire assault was performed in an eerie, unnatural silence.


Summary:
- Various passives operating.
1: Talk smack and charge at Daisy.
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- Passive Barrier
2: Katana1 @ Daisy (First strike: 60 Slashing, Long-Range)
- Katana1 @ Daisy (Second strike: 60 Slashing, Wide-Range)
3: Katana1 @ Daisy (First strike: 60 Slashing, Long-Range)
- Passive Decoy
4: AreaGrab to the other side of Daisy
- Katana1 @ Daisy (Second strike: 60 Slashing, Wide-Range)
5: AirSword @ Daisy (100 Slashing + Microburst + Northwind, Wide-Range)
Pervertman keeps the Hicannon trained on Daisy, then moved it to focus on the intruder as she began moving, then back to Daisy, then just let the arm hang at his side, "This is lame. I can't collect on my reward if someone else randomly comes in and starts beating her up. I'd say it was someone she called in just to interfere and give her a loophole, but... neither of them seem nearly that smart and I closed that hole above us, so if anyone got in, its because I messed up on sealing this place back up."

"The only way to get in that I know of would be to rebreak the paneling above you again and then jump down, but only we know the location you fell down at, unless that cat boy had better memory than I thought." Vert thought things over carefully, "My best guess is that this new person is some kind of bounty hunter who has a tracker on this navi and that's how she was able to locate this place."

"Well, I guess that means I should stay put. No reason to mix it up with some psycho bounty hunter bitch, though I'm sure that that could be quite kinky..." Pervertman put a hand under his chin and thought carefully, then addressed the new comer, "Hey, crazy-but-in-a-kind-of-sexy-way chick, my netop advised me to stay out of this due to you being probably really badass. After you're done doing whatever you're about to do to that other girl, hopefully something dirty," he whispered those three words, not really wanting to piss her off too much, though wanting to keep the possibility fresh in his mind, "maybe you and I could do something... fun?"

"You're flirting with death there... though that seems like a good call." his netop commented.

Of course, while all this banter was taking place, the two girls fight it out. Daisy's shots seem to his the target, but they don't seem to do jack diddly. Then the other girl runs in close, slashing through Daisy's barrier. She manages to escape the second strike but the third gets her accross the stomach. Then the newcomer warps behind Daisy and stabs he in the back. Then her blade changes, releasing a shockwave that throws Daisy forward and dropping her down to one. Lucky for her, Pervertman catches her so she doesn't crash into anything and potentially lose that one damage.

Pervertman stares down at her, probably looking somewhere he shouldn't and thinking something he REALLY shouldn't, "Well, I suppose that means you lose, though I certainly can't take credit for it. Hey, new crazy-hottie, what now? She'll be gone if you hit her any more, which would be like letting her escape. You just gonna take her along with you or is there something more... fun you like to do before dragging your victims away?"

Pervertman: 134
Rockcube: 200

Daisy: 1 (towel lost, takes one action to retrieve, optional)

UnknownNavi: WTF HP

Terrein: All normal, though there are edges
The sword maiden turned to face Pervertman, her face still shrouded in deep shadow, yet still giving off the impression his comments were... unappreciated. "Whilst thou may believe thy lewd remarks strike a chord with the fairer, thy galling delivery may yet earn thee speech in a higher register. T'would be wise o' thee ta hold thy vulgar tongue, lest ye lose it... among other things." Her tone suggested she might actually enjoy slicing him up. "I hath no dealings with thee, otherwise. Listen to thine master, lecher."

She then addressed Daisy, none too kindly... "Stand, wench. Thy wounds be not fatal." The Navi threw the dropped towel in Daisy's general direction... "Dost thou yield? Or is it thy wish to continue foolishly? Mine honour be satisfied with either result." She resumed her earlier fighting stance as she finished speaking.

Summary:
- Various passives operating.
1: Talk, and throw towel at Daisy.
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"...While I like your insults towards Pervertman... But was basically calling my navi a whore really necessary? I mean, she had no say in what she would be fighting in... You can blame his netop for Daisy only having a towel on at the moment, he forced the GMO on her, and it can't be undone without a password. In fact, the fight you interrupted she was trying to beat him to get the password..." Virgil told the navi, as Daisy gets away from Pervertman and picks up the towel that she had somehow dropped without knowing.

"You're giving me a choice? Guess you aren't as rude as I initially thought. Well, in that case... I'm going to pick the yield option. At this point I don't think I stand a chance against you... So... what right did you challenge? Because you never said what right it was you were challenging..." She asked the navi, while putting the towel back on... again... "Er.. Virgil... what is a whore?" She askes her netop....
Virgil's words elicited neither response nor emotion from the Navi he was addressing. He may as well have been talking to a rock. She hadn't reacted to Pervertman's Net-Op either.... But when Daisy spoke, the Navi inclined her head to one side, slightly, almost imperceptibly.

After Daisy agreed to yield, and mentioned her despair, the dark armored swordmaiden's shoulders relaxed as she dropped her guard and lowered her sword. "As thou willst. Tis my victory to claim. Thine right be forfeit." The Navi raised her sword, slung it over her shoulder and slipped it into the sling-like sheath upon her back, careful not to cut her own raven colored hair off as she did so. She spoke again as she turned, ignoring Daisy's questions... "Our business be concluded. I shall take my leave."

With that, the Navi turned her back to Daisy, and walked back towards the still-raging flames, the sword resting in the sling upon her back. She didn't so much as tense, pause, or break stride as she stepped once more into the fire from whence she came, and disappeared within. The fire began to lessen in intensity, dying down at last. A moment later, the flames extinguished, leaving a single lava panel behind, and a ring of scorched normal panels around it as the only evidence of the fire.

The Navi had simply vanished.

Summary:
- Various passives operating.
1: Talk, and throw towel at Daisy.
<--Turn Split-->
2: Claim Victory.
3: Exit.
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"Well this proved to be a waste of time... since sealing off the enterance to this place was supposed to be your job, we forfeit." Vert said, in a very disinterested sort of tone.

"What... but... That's so lame. I still don't even know how that chick got in here." Pervertman complained, "And she came right as I was about to win too... Guess that scene will have to wait until next time."

"Yes, it does feel like we're letting them off a bit easy... In any case, compensate them for their time, undo the .GMO and I'll confirm that they destroyed their target with the NetPolice." Vert said before closing his video box.

"Fine, fine. Now let's see... where would be the best place to access her data and undo this program. Well, I need a hole, so the best place to go in would be right here!" Pervertman walked over to Daisy ripped off her towel, and shoved his finger in her NAVEL! As he retracted the finger a few seconds later, Daisy's normal clothes reappeared. Pervertman then opened another box filled with numbers, "Let's see... this amount should work." He gave Daisy a decent chunk of zenny and then tossed her the towel back as well, "Consider that a gift from me. Perhaps sometime you can do me a favor of some sort~ For now, seeya." Pervertman then plugged out of the net.

Rewards: 4500z, Towel (random item, throw it away or keep it in your inventory for shits and giggles)
"Well, it seems like this pain in a butt mission is over. Now, why the hell would they send a civilian after that thing instead of someone that could handle it with no problem. Meh, probably has something to do with that silly war. So time to get out of there and hopefly not strangle their necks before going to do some shoping." Virigl told his navi, who was just a bit agrovated at her opponet. Daisy then grabs the towel and logs out of the network.