Shot's and Ladders

((Rageclaw does 20 to picked up and thrown, not 60 +20... or at least it did until I realized your siggy effected it. :D))
((Bull, you need to put DAMAGE in your summary.))

Squad Leader A: 80 (Flying)
Netpolice A: DELETED
Netpolice B: 40 (Downed, covered by heavy corpse)
Netpolice C: 10
Netpolice D: 60

Dartman: 99
Valkyrie: 70

"Whoa, we got a hostile-" The officer's warning was cut short as his life was ended and he was picked up and hurled at another nearby officer, who went tumbling to the ground upon impact. The Leader's response was quick and decisive, and he barked his orders quickly to his goons. "RETURN FIRE!"

The two remaining Police goons opened fire on the female navi, leaving Dartman alone for the most part, though he did get nicked by a bullet. (1)

Valkyrie, on the other hand, was not so lucky.

She swiftly dodged out of the way of one goon's fire, only to be pelted by the rapid flow of small blasts coming from the other's blaster. When that one finally let up on the barrage to reload, the Leader shot her from above with a large blast, cackling. "Those who oppose justice shall be deleted!" Was he flying?! (20) (30)

Meanwhile, Dartman decided to stop being indecisive and attacked. His supposedly "Point blank" dart missed the high-flying Leader by a mile, however, and his Shotgun only hit one of his squad members.
(OOC: sorry about the damage, I'm still getting used to the way things work here)

Dartman winced a little as the shot glanced his side. But he returned his attention to the fight. He suddenly relized he was a bit to close to the center of combat for comfert. Ducking and dodging, Dartman put some distance between himself and his opponents.

"Dartman, incoming Cannon" came Cid's voice.

"Rodger that"

Placing the net police he had missed with the shotgun in his sights, Dartman blasted the cannon shot. He had always like the Cannon chip. It was simple, easy to aim and packed a good punch.

Seeing that the officer he had hit with his darts wasn't doing so well, Dartman launched a cluster of his darts at the wounded program.

1. Dodge
2. Cannon at Police D (40)
3. D-Darts at Police C (unsure of how this works )
The bullets rained upon Valkyrie, dealing some serious damage to her. However, this didn't seem to stop her from executing the rest... She needs to get the leader down from there though. Then he will be in for some real pain. A sinister idea formed in her head... Valkyrie dashed to the unhurt police-navi. She slashed forward with her claw, similar to how she ended the life of the first officer she encountered; however now she was trying to impale her foe, not just to simply punch him away. The claws lunged forward, aimed at the center of the body. Then Valkyrie clenched her fist, trying to get a bloody grip on the officer. Finally, she brought her claws upwards, trying to throw the victim at his own chief.

- Catch!

She was slightly panting from the exhaustion, but the Guard that Sieg activated would defend her from the immediate retaliation; and she was prepared to dodge the rest.

[actions:
1. Rageclaw PoliceD (40)
2. Rageclaw PoliceD (20) into Leader (20)
3. Dodge/Guard]
Squad Leader A: Escaped!
Netpolice A: DELETED
Netpolice B: 40
Netpolice C: DELETED!
Netpolice D: DELETED!

Dartman: 79
Valkyrie: 70

Dartman blasts a member of the Netpolice with his Cannon, but misses the other one with his darts.

Valkyrie goes to pick up a member of the Netpolice, but this one disentigrates in midair, barely knocking down the commander but not harming him.

The two remaining Police goons open fire. One gets his shots fired back at him by Valkyrie's guard, killing him, while the other manages to rip a few new holes in Dartman. (20)

The Leader, however, seeing that his goons are quickly dying, fires a blast at Valkyrie, knocking her down but not damaging her, then orders a full-out retreat as he runs like a coward, leaving his just-now-getting-up comrade behind.
"Cid, one left" exclaimed Dartman with glee.

"I see him" Replied Cid, adding "One more chip should do it"

"Lets finish this!" roared Dartman as he loaded the chip data. Ducking and weaving through the enemie fire. His goggles gave him a constant update to his targets position. Taking aim, Dartman brought his hand to bare, pointed dead center at the remaining Police program.

"See ya" he remarked with a grin, Opening fire with his cannon.

1. Dodge
2. Aim
3. Cannon +Snipe (40)
- You call yourself a man? Get back here you cowardly little...

- That wont work, you know...

Valkyrie scooped over the field of battle searching for a prey. However, there was only one netpolice officer left standing, and Dartsman already opened fire at him. The battle was over; Valkyrie deactivated her weapons and sat down, thinking through what she had just done.

- Such a shame... if it weren't for their cowardly leader, these kids might have became fine warriors someday. Is the netpolice saving money on undershirts?

- Shouldn't we get going before reinforcements arrive? The leader is gone, so the jack out barrier should be off too....

- Nah, I'd like to talk with Dartsman first. It seems we can't have a normal duel without getting interrupted, but there is no way I'd just leave after announcing a challenge...

- I think I might just have a solution.

The two talked over what to do next, and seemingly agreed on the course of action that is about to come, while Dartsman is taking care of the remaining officer.

[Actions: nothing]
Dartman annihilates the last Netpolice navi.

VICTOLY! Rewards: 500z, Vulcan1.

Oddly enough, the navis still can't jack out...
Dartman relaxed as the last Police Navi. For a moment he thought that his system was damaged in the fight, because his sensors told him that the Jack out Function was still inoperable.

"Hay Cid, can you run a quick diagnosis on me, I think my sensors are malfunctioning."

"Ya...Sure, one sec" answered Cid. After a few moments, he came back on "Nope, your sensors are working fine."

"But how can that be, We got rid of the Netpolice, we should be able to Jack Out"

"Im...not sure" Cid's voice sounded far more frightened then normal. Dartman Toyed with the idea. Why was he stuck on the net?

"Hay Val, can you Jack out? For some reson, the system won't let me." Questiond Dartman, approaching the other navi.
Sieg tried to jack out Valkyrie multiple times, but failed.

- I can't jack out either.

Sieg started to worry a bit. Is it possible that they are trying to keep them here till the real-life police closes in on them? He won't abandon Valkyrie thats for sure...

- Okay, so what now?

After a split second of thinking, Valkyrie spill out an answer:

- I scan the area, find what blocks the exit, and smash it to pieces?

- I knew I could trust your problem solving abilities.

Letting the comment slip, she turned to Dartsman and explained that if the jack out field is still active, the squad-leader must be hiding somewhere, because he can't get away either without deactivating the field. There is still a chance that it is maintained by something else... but that doesn't change the fact that the policenavi is still in this area. That Dartsman seemed to have sharp eyes, this search shouldn't take long.

- Don't think that I forgot about our match! But first, lets get out of here.
"Hmmmm...a Jammer eh. Well something like that shouldn't be to hard to find."

Dartman turned on his sensor array, sweeping the area from side to side. For the next few minutes, his scan failed to pick up anything. No Jammer was to be found. He was beginning to think that there was no jammer, and that something else was preventing them from Jacking out. But then his array picked up an abnormality in the net space, almost out of range.

"I've go something. A big distortion, centerd about a click away at 26 degrees North West."

Pausing only to double check his readings, Dartman started off towards the source of the distortion. As he ran, he shouted to Valkyrie "Hay Val if there is a jammer, it'll probably be guarded. Be on your toe's."
The guy seems to be good at finding stuff. He also seems to excel at running.

- Why is it that the sharpshooter always runs forward?

Valkyrie started to folow Dartsman. While trying to catch up, he mumbled some things to her self about how her day is getting better and better.

- If you are trying to express sarcasm, you should work on putting stress on...

- Sarcasm? What are you talking about?

After the dull days of hiding in that old PET, she had countless battles already, and on top of that, she emerged victorious in all of them! This must be the warrior gods way to greet the return of their most faithful servant.

Speaking of battle...

((Twi, if you bring in Kevlarman, I'm going to scream...))
Dartman arrived first at the sight of the disturbance, but hung back a ways, watching the source. It was definatly a jammer, and from the looks of it, a strong one at that. The Jammer itself was a small monolith, slighly taller then the average Navi. Though Dartman had seen a few Jammers in his time, he had never seen one like this. Its surface was perfectly smooth and jet black. Every few seconds, it admited a small pulse that was erily similar to a human heartbeat. The sections of the net around it shimmerd and blurred as if distorted by an unseen force.

It was almost a work of art. Who ever made this knew what they were doing. Evenstanding at the distance he was, he could feel the power exuded by the Jammer.

Dartman turned as Valkyrie came up beside him. "Thats it." he whispered. Suddenly his scanners flared to life "Whoa We've go incoming hostility" was all he could manage before the attack was on top of them.
((*resists the urge to bring in Kevlarman*))

A shadow appears in the distance as Valkyrie and Dartman search for the cowardly commander... then another... then another... holy f***, how many are there?! As Valkyrie and Dartman get closer to the shadows, they find no less than 20 guns all pointing at them. "SURRENDER NOW, CRIMINALS!" the voices of the Netpolice Squad shout as one. Hey, what're those other things headed this way...?

DUN DUN DUN!

Netpolice Elite A: 100
Netpolice Elite B: 100
Netpolice Elite C: 100
Netpolice Elite D: 100
Netpolice Elite E: 100
Netpolice Elite F: 100
Netpolice Elite G: 100
Netpolice Elite H: 100
Netpolice Elite I: 100
Netpolice Elite J: 100
Netpolice Elite K: 100
Netpolice Elite L: 100
Netpolice Elite M: 100
Netpolice Elite N: 100
Netpolice Elite O: 100
Netpolice Elite P: 100
Netpolice Elite Q: 100
Netpolice Elite R: 100
Netpolice Elite S: 100
Netpolice Elite T: 100

Dartman: 79
Valkyrie: 70

Oh... shit.
"There definatly fast acting, I have to give them that" thought Dartman. The overwhelming show of police force caught him off guard "Dont you guys have anything better to do?" he asked, not really expecting an answer.

"Hay Dartman" asked Cid "This dosn't look good"

"You opponion has been noted and will be taken into account." replyed Dartman glumly. He was still sore from fighting off a few regular NetPolice. But THIS....THIS was insane.

Dartman, putting his ego aside for a moment, wondered if he should just surrender. Doubtless Cid would be thinking the same thing. But Valkyrie, no she wouldn't surrender. And Dartman couldn't stand the idea of leaving a comrad in battle.

But there was still the little problem of being outgunned ten to one. And they were already worn down from there other encounter. The choice weiged heavily on his shoulders.

"Dartman..." came Cid's voice, timid and shaking "...We.....we should stand and fight"

Well that decided it. Cid, the timid little kid who Dartman had never seen stand up for himself was drawing his line in the sand. Dartman held back a cheer of joy. Cid was slowly emerging from his shell.

"Alright, gimme two shotguns on my mark"

"Ready"

"MARK!" Dartman dived into the air, fireing the shotgun blasts one after the other. Both shots screemd through the air, hurtuling towards there targets. "Lucky me they are standing in nice neat rows".Not waiting to see if his attack found its mark, he landed and was off sprinting. His body was almost a blur as he dashed into the enemie group, Summer saulting once....twice....and springing ito the air. He picked a target and sent his dart flying at the unfortunate officer. Grabbing the edge of the Jammer as he swooped by, he twisted around behind the device, hopeing to find some cover from the return fire.

"What a day" he thought

1. Shotgun+Aim at Netpolice Elite A, secondary hit at Netpolice Elite K (50)
2. Shotgun at Netpolice Elite A, secondary hit at Netpolice Elite K (50)
3. Bulls-eye at Netpolice Elite S (40+dodge, three turn cool down)
The squad of police officers were aiming at Valkyrie, ready to fire off their guns at once. The sheer number of them made navi and operator go speechless. The silence was finally broken by Sieg.

-...Uh-oh...will you run?

Valkyrie remained silent.

- Give up maybe?

The silence was a tad bit more... annoyed this time around.

-Oh who am I kidding...

The female navi summoned her lance and assumed a fighting stance, while measuring the distance and the position of the enemy group.

- It was a pleasure to know you Val. Seriously. Aside from your tantrums, the times when you went berserk, and the constant bitching of course.

- Thanks. I really enjoyed bugging your incompetent, lazy ass, so you'd get up and do something meaningful for once.



- I can't just leave without taking as many as I can with me.

- I... take care of the chips.

- Hey Dartsman!- She shouted - I'll show you now, just how lucky you are that we didn't fight after all.

Taking a deep breath, she charged at the group, picking out one of the officers at random. They look totally the same anyway. "Well, if I'm ever going to use it, now is the time" she thought, and activated the new subroutine she received just a few hours ago. The surge of energy filled her whole body, making her shine with a bright white glow as she dashed towards her target. She let the go of the charge while stabbing forward with the lance, giving it an extra boost of power. Valkyrie felt immense pain, and an awkward feeling of emptiness afterwards as the power left her body. Her vision clouded for a split second, and her legs almost gave up on her when Sieg's voice made her regain consciousness.

- What, kneeling already?

- I can greet the gods kneeling, but I would be ashamed not to have my...

-Sword, slot in!

She stud up while twisting her torso, swunging the sword in a crescent arc, trying to slash as many enemies she could. The sound of bullets whistling from behind her could be heard, which gave her an idea...

- Hey, Darts! The winner is who can delete more of them. Are you in?

[Actions:
1. Valkyrie Ride
2. Skogul's Sacrifice (56+40) NetPoliceK , (10) to self)
3. Sword (80) NetPoliceL + sword dance]
Netpolice Elite A: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite B: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite C: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite D: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite E: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite F: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite G: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite H: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite I: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite J: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite K: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite L: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite M: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite N: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite O: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite P: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite Q: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite R: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite S: DELETED!
Netpolice Elite T: DELETED!

???: ???
Strange Program: ???

Dartman: 79
Valkyrie: 70

Dartman's attacks caught the stunned Netpolice agents off guard, but they recovered before Valkyrie had time to unleash her attacks. "OPEN FIRE!" One of the agents screeched at the top of his lungs, though neither of the two navis could tell who had signed their death sentence. Blast after blast after blast fired at the two navis from all directions in a rapid staccato of gunfire, each shot lethal enough to kill, and aimed with deadly accuracy.

But before any of said shots could slaughter their targets, a dome-like barrier sprung up over the two, reflecting the blasts back at the Netpolice agents and eliminating them... with their own fire.

Needless to say, the two navis were stunned as a lone navi, followed by some sort of odd program, walked up to the barrier and knocked on it. "Oy, don't youse punks gots no manners? Youse's supposed to says thank youse when someone rescues youse."

The navi was... odd, to say the least, but no more odd than the two navis trapped in the barrier. He was dressed in a purple, two-piece suit, with a black tie and a white undershirt. He also sported a purple Fedora and a pair of black sunglasses. He grinned. "Well, come on, we don'ts gots all day here!"
"Huh? Wha?.....Who now?" stammered dartman. Clearing his throat toregain his composure, Dartman finaly got out "Um...Thanks." his usual eloquence seem do be malfunctioning.

Dartman tryed to recall what had just happened. He had bravly and heroicly thrown himself into the midst of combat agains overwhelming odds. His grace/skill/overall amazingness didn't seem to cut it, and he sttod ready to die from police fire.

But then he was saved by a barrier the materilized between him and the Police, but more importantly, between him and the polices bullets. The sheild rebounded the bullets back on to the NetPolice and shreaded them with ease. Dartman internaly scolded himself for not detecting the presance of the new navi sooner. He guessed that the jammer was interfearing with his equiptment.

Dartman made a quick cheack of his sensors to see if Valkyrie had survived and found her still alive. His sence of honer told him that he was now horrible indebted to the new navi. Better start geting some information.

walking over to his rescuer, Dartman extended his hand in greeting "Hay there, I'm Daartman, over there's Valkyrie. If you dont mind me asking, Who are you, why did you save us and what did you mean by "we haven't got all day""?
It seemed that Valkyrie had no intent of saying thanks to the purple navi. Maybe she was thankful for granting her chance to fight some more before leaving her inevitable demise, but her stubbornness stopped her from admitting that. Or maybe she was just a pissed that her heroic (heroine-ic?) moment got ruined. No one will ever know. It is certain however, that this turn of events caught her off guard.

- Okay. Now I'm confused...

- There is something fishy here...

- You mean aside from this -Valkyrie nodded in the way of her "savior"- deus ex machina in purple?

-I mean that 20 netpolice guy that popped up from nowhere, spoke at the same time, fired at the same time, and got deleted in the same time, without even touching you, right before this guy appeared...

- Whatever.

She finally turned to the weird navi that was accompanied by the mysterious program. Not having any idea what to do now, she politely asked about his intentions:

- What the f*ck do you want?
The navi didn't take the outstretched hand, but rather pointed at the barrier still separating the Dartman and Valkyrie from the odd navi. He pulled off his sunglasses, blood red eyes staring at Dartman as he grinned. "Da name's Carmichael. But everybody I's knows just calls me 'Bloody Mikey'. I earned dat names trouh tree tings." He gestured to the bloody corpses of the Netpolice navis surrounding the barrier, then spoke again in his slightly broken, heavily-accented English, "Ones, my tendencies to leaves a trail ofs bloody corpses ins my wake." He pointed to his eyes, "Twos, my eyes, for dats bloody red color o' ders. And tree..." He looked at Valkyrie, standing behind Dartman, and licked his lips. "Let's just say... I have a certains knack wit womens as wells. Ands we's haven'ts gots all days 'cause..." He put back on his sunglasses, and pulled up a small device with a screen on it.

Countless white dots were on the screen, all of them heading towards a set of four dots in the center, one red-colored, another blue, and the other two white like the many others. "...We's gots companys. Dem Polices' ares like da bees. You kills somes o' dems, and it's like kicking da nest."
Valkyrie was certain that Carmichael was a "bad guy". However, she wasn't really a "good girl" herself... its not like she didn't just slaughter some policemen a few minutes ago. As for his remark on girls... she didn't want to know what it means, and besides; she was a warrior first.

- Well, Bloody Mikey, why don't you lower the barrier then?