The Real World version of one of Netopia's most famous cafés is, well...small. It's jammed securely between a pair of big old tourist shops, and looks like a bit of a midget between them. The exterior is relatively unassuming. It looks mostly like the other brick buildings on either side, except for the big 'Grand Re-Opening' banner above the big front window. Careful that you aren't mown over as you turn into the shop from the quaint little lane that runs past it.

Inside is an atmosphere of dimness and comfort. Rugs are layered absolutely everywhere, and the original floor is invisible underneath them. The big, hanging lamps are draped to soften their light. Shadows pile up in the corners. Because there isn't much floorspace to work with, the tables are small and shoved close together. A raised voice can be heard everywhere in the shop. Please do try to not trip over badly-placed chairs on your way to your seat.