Salieo in PPGZ

Salieo:*Wakes up from hard impact on ground*Ugh...where AM I?Giratina?Dawn?Anyo?
Argo...they're not here...
???:*Run behind building and transform*
Salieo: Lights!I gotta act!
???:When you invade in our town,you must be looking for trouble!
Salieo: looks like YOU want to fight ME?*Laughing*Preposterous human girls.Any fancy transformation cant scare me.Skirts don't either!
???:State your name!
Salieo:You'll get my name once you meet...Lavahorn!*Transforms into Lavahorn*Lava Formation!*Is covered in white light*RAGE!!!*Scream echoes through city*Grr....*Breaks white light*Lavahorn!
???:What are you?
Lavahorn:Who are you 3?!
???:I'm Hyper Blossom!
???:I'm Rolling Bubbles!
???:and I'm...Powered Buttercup!
Lavahorn:*I am...Oddesketu Lavahorn!
Hyper Blossom:Enough talk,let's fight!
*All Attack*
Lavahorn:*Sits on ground and Meditates*
Rolling Bubbles:It's not affecting him!
Lavahorn:Because I'm Immortal.Ommmmmmmm....
Powered Buttercup:Then fight us!
Lavahorn:I don't fight girls.But If that's what you insist on...DRAGON DRIVE!*Sends out a powerful blast from his body,knocking them into random objects*Are you still alive?
Hyper Blossom:Retreat!
Lavahorn:*Laughs evilly*I always win!
3 hours later...
Salieo:Why isn't there ANYONE IN THIS WORLD WHO TALKS TO ME?!*Trips over fire hydrant*Ouch...INFERNAL OBJECT YOU DARE DEFY THE MIGHTY GOD SALIEO?!*Panting Hard*
Citizen:Whoa,whoa calm down it's just a hydrant.
Salieo:Right...Hydrant...But I'm watching you...Your kind will be wiped to dust in an instant!*Sees three girls and tries not to fall in love*Must...resist...love urge!*Can't resist love urge,so runs over to them*Hi,my name is Salieo.
Momoko Akatsutsumi: hi,Hello,are you new around here?
Salieo:Sorta.*Laughs*
(Huge Explosion)
All 4:See ya!
Salieo look out evil,I'M GOING LAVAHORN!*Transforms into Lavahorn and jumps to scene of explosion*
Hyper Blossom:Hey,Look!It's that guy from before!
Lavahorn:I heard an explosion,and I'm not leaving until I find the cause of it and eliminate or stop the problem pretaning to...uhhh...it!
Rolling Bubbles:Haven't you caused us enough trouble?
Lavahorn:I know what this is.It's a Spectral Crawler.Watch out because when it grabs you,you might get raped.MIGHT.
Powered Buttercup:We can take it--*Is grabbed*AHHHH!HELP!
Blossom and Bubbles:Buttercup!
Salieo:I don't know where you came from,BUT I KNOW HOW YOU'RE GETTING OUT!Lavahorn Slash!*Slashes it in its side*HAAAAAAAAAAA!
Spectral Crawler:*Roars in pain*
Salieo one more hit!Power Plow!*Plows inside of it*DRAGH!*Lets lose a fury of energy waves*GRAGH!
Spectral Crawler:*Explodes*
Powered Buttercup:Thanks,Lavahorn.
Lavahorn:Call me Salieo.*Transforms back to Salieo*
*All Gasp*
Momoko:It's you!
Miyako:You're that guy from a little while ago...You're so hot ♥
Kaoru:You get angry fast!Just like me.
Salieo on't push it.Who are you 3 anyway?
All 3:We're PPGZ!
Salieo k then,I'm Lavahorn!
Momoko:Where ya gonna go now?
Salieo:I'll...live with you.
*All laughing*


to be continued....

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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN FANART AND FANFICTION.
SOMEONE PLEASE MOVE IT!

Yeah,move my work of art!


Mov'd?

Argo? ARGO!!??!?! AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Secondly, someone move this monstrosity, please.

This isn't nonsense!Have some of this!
Salieo:*Standing on rooftops with sword in hand and wind blowing in hair*Huh?Where are they going?*Does a stylish flip off of the roof and lands in front of them*Hey,where are you going?
Momoko:To school,silly.Haven't you ever heard of school?
Salieo:I'm already smart enough.I trained in the day.The nights,study and training in the fields.
Miyako:I believe him.He looks like the smart kind.
Kaoru:You believe everyone,Miyako.
Miyako: Do not!
Kaoru: Do too!
*Both Quarreling*
Salieo:ENOUGH NONSENSE!I believe your "School" is starting now.
Momoko: Ok,see ya later Salieo!
Salieo: Ok...bye.Ok...NOW what do I do in this pathetic city?*Starts to walk*It's not like a Spectral is going to come and brighten my day.Unlike yesterday.
*Loud roaring*
Salieo: Oh shit.
Teacher:And so class,that's why you never--
Salieo:*Is knocked into classroom at point blank range*Mother...fucking Spectral!*Faints for a moment*
*Students scramble into random places*
Momoko,Miyako and Kaoru:*Run behind building and transform*
Salieo:*Regains consciousness*I'm outta here!*Runs behind a different building and goes Lavahorn*Oddesketu Lavahorn!
Blossom(Momoko): Lavahorn?Do you know HOW these things got in here?
Salieo:I'll tell you later.Right now,help me kill this thing!
Spectral Walker:*Grabs all 3 of the girls*
All 3:Help!
Lavahorn:I'll try,this one's weirder looking than the others!*Slashes it's hands and releases the girls*Get them!
Buttercup(Kaoru):Hammer Drive!*Drives hammer into it's head*
Bubbles(Miyako):Bubble champagne!*Makes bubbles that hurt really bad*
Blossom(Momoko):Yo-yo spin!*Throws yo-yo into it*
Salieo: Dragon Rush!*Rushes into it with Saber*
Bubbles:We've nearly got it!
Salieo:*Charges energy up*
Buttercup:He's doing something weird.I suggest we watch him!
Salieo:Shadow Saber Slash!*Uses half of energy to finish Spectral walker off*HAAAAA!
Spectral Walker:*Implodes*
*Crowd cheering*
Bubbles:Wow,we're famous!
Blossom:I guess we are.
Salieo:I'm outta here.(whispers):meet me by the cafe.
Buttercup:He's so hot ♥
10 minutes later....
Salieo:Ah,finally you're here.
Momoko:So,hurry up and explain to us you coming here,The Portal and the Spectral Army.
Salieo:My coming here was not of a purpose.I was learning Portal Inscriptions when I accidentally formed a portal into your world and stepped in,and then,it held open long enough for The Spectral Army to get through.And now,The portal is blocked off permanently and I can't return to my world at all.All my friends are back in Haro alone.But I feel better off here than there.
Miyako:Wow,you sound so troubled...
Kaoru:But don't worry,you can come live with me.
Momoko:Hey!I called firsts on him!
Miyako:No,I did!
Kaoru:You're both wrong,I called first!
*All 3 arguing*
Salieo:Enough quarrelling over me.I'll decide.I'll stay with Kaoru,then Miyako then Momoko.It's temporary until I can find myself a home.
Kaoru:*Hugs him*We're going to have so much fun together!♥
Salieo:Yeah...*Laughs nervously*

to be continued....

*Grabs topic with the index finger and thumb of his gloved right hand* *Holds it as far as possible from himself in a 'this is disgusting, I don't want to touch this' manner* *Throws it roughly at Fanart/fiction and flees*

-Twi

Why would Kaoru want anybody to stay at her crowded house? Or even be with anybody for that matter? Your fanfic is a disgrace to PPGZ.

Salieo:So,this is your house?
Kaoru: Pretty nice,right?
Salieo:Yeah...where are your parents?
Kaoru: On a long vacation.
Salieo:Have you ever heard of me before?
Kaoru:No.You must be famous in this "Haro" place.
Salieo:I try to survive as much as I can.Ever since They took my Immortality and my god powers away.
Kaoru:You were Immortal?
Salieo:Yeah,WAS.This is NOW.I used my powers for silliness and evil,and They finally decided to take my powers away.Meaning I'm not longer Immortal.But I can still High Jump,Cyber Dash and use Sabers and swords like crazy.
Kaoru:You're cute for a...are you human?
Salieo:Half Varr,Half Neko.
Kaoru:It's just us alone for the next 24 hours.Are you hungry?
Salieo:No,I just ate at that cafe.
Kaoru:You wanna show me your existing abilities?
Salieo:Sure.
Kaoru:*Hops on his back*You seem strong.
Salieo:Super Strength....fading quickly...*Grunting*Human world...taking affect of me very quickly!
Kaoru:Try to hold out until we're done.
Salieo:I'll try.*Jumps off*Wait a minute,can't you fly?
Kaoru: Only in my transformed mode.But since you're carrying me,I don't need to transform.
Salieo:*Jumps from building to building*
Kaoru:I think you're starting to fly.
Salieo:Nonsense.*Levitates slightly*Son of a cheesecake!
Kaoru:You're starting to fly.
Salieo h no...
Kaoru:Try to jump up as high as you can and fly straight.
Salieo:Maximum point jump!*Jumps to farthest point*Too high!
Kaoru:Wow,you can jump THIS HIGH?
Salieo:I can't go but up to the ozone layer.
Kaoru:We're gonna die if we hit the earth.
Salieo:No we're not.
Kaoru:Try to fly.Think happy thoughts like a person who's annoying shutting up.
Salieo:*Meditates*Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..
......
Kaoru:*Loses grip*SALIEO!
Salieo:Kaoru!*Gains the sudden ability to fly*
Kaoru:SALIEO,HELP ME!
Salieo:*Flies toward her and grabs her*Pretty impressive eh?
Kaoru:You saved me.
Salieo:*Loses the ability to fly due to fatigue*Son of a...*tries to stay awake*I can't...awake.
Kaoru:C'mon,you have to!
Salieo:*Tries to stay awake*We won't die.Hold on tight to me.Now,you've got to trust me.
Kaoru: Ok.
Salieo:I'm going to use Dragon Crash.
Kaoru:Sounds bad!
Salieo:Into the ocean.When I say now,you let go and you'll land like you're jumping in a pool.I'll probably be some feet under.
Kaoru: Ok,go ahead.
Salieo: Dragon CRASH!*Turns body into a meteor-like object*
Kaoru:Hot,Hot,hot!*Clothes burn up*
Salieo:NOW!
Kaoru:*Lets go and lands in water*
Salieo:*Makes a huge impact*
Kaoru:*Is hit by huge water blast*Why do i feel naked...?Oh my god.*Blushes*
Salieo:*Re-surfaces*Oh my GOD,we lived!
Kaoru:*Swims over to Salieo and hugs him*Your plan worked!I'd never thought I'd say this so early but...I love you.
Salieo: Prove it.
Kaoru:*Kisses him*
Salieo: (thinking):52 girls,I'm better than anyone!I love being a Varr!

to be continued....

Salieo:THIS is your house?
Miyako: Pretty,right?
Salieo:It's perfect.It's clean!*Gets on knees*Clean I say,CLEAN!
Miyako:You're weird...
Salieo:Sorry.I get a little over eccentric when I get happy.
Miyako:C'mon,let me show you around,Salieo.
Salieo: Ok....
Miyako:This is the living room.*Shows him around the house*
Salieo: (thinking):At least there's been no spectral crawlers for the past day.I think they're planning something....Those reproducing filths.
Miyako:And that brings us to..my bedroom.
Salieo:Avo's blessing!Your room is the cleanest thing I've seen since my college dorm!
Miyako:*Closes and locks room door*Is there anything you want to do?
Salieo:Show me around this pathetic city called Tokyo.
Miyako: Ok,follow me!
Salieo:*Follows her*
Miyako:A lot of robberies have been going on in the past 3 days.So,watch your back for robbers.
Salieo:I'll blast them to smiths.*Hand glows from Dark Energy*I may have powers in Lavahorn state,but in Salieo state,i can only use a certain extent of my abilities.Hold onto me.We're going for a ride.
Miyako:*Holds onto Salieo*
Salieo:Can you handle speeds up to 110 mph?
Miyako:Yeah...I can try.
Salieo:Cyber Stance!Get ready for Cyber Dash!*Dashes while saying Cyber Dash*Cyber Dash!
Miyako:You're going above the speed limit!
Salieo:I go above EVERYTHING.
Miyako:What kind of weapons are these?
Salieo:Swords.One of a kind.The Sword of Shadows and The Masterful Greatblade.
Miyako:I've heard of those before...It's hard to believe you found them.
Salieo:Should I stop now?
Miyako:Yeah.
Salieo:*Stops*
Miyako: Phew.
Robber:Hey,freeze!
Salieo:*Pulls both swords out*You freeze,bitch!
Robber: Oh (Bleep),I'm (Bleeped)
Salieo:Now back up,put the gun down and get me 12 packs of Tropical Fruit bubble gum.
Miyako:And some skittles!Lots of skittles.
Robber:*Follows his order*
Salieo: Demanding gets you everywhere.
Robber:Uhh...here you go,master.
Salieo:That'll be all.*Kills him with both swords*
Miyako:Wow,you're right.Demanding rocks.
Salieo:But don't use it too much.It'll result in jail time.
Miyako:I haven't seen a spectral crawler in days,are they planning something?
Salieo:I don't know.Let's go.*Keeps speeding off chewing gum*
Miyako:I'm getting used to this.
Salieo:*Jumps in air across water to bridge and lands*
Miyako:Wow,you're a cool...what are you?
Salieo:Half Varr,Half Neko.
Miyako:A Varr?Aren't they dead?
Salieo:I was one of the lucky ones.
Miyako:I bet you were.*Blushes*
Salieo:You're blushing..that means you must love me.
Miyako:I do.You're too hot.*Kisses him*
Salieo: (Thinking):53.Heh heh,Salieo you are a beast.
Miyako:*Holds his hand*Wanna hold hands on the way home?
Salieo:Sure.
*Both walk off into the sunset*
Miyako:But first,let's go see the sunset.
Salieo: Ok!
*Both run off to the hills*

to be continued...

Oh ogd, the pain, crushing my fandom.

Yeah, sorry. Not even a revamp could save this thing from total fail.

Sorry, buddy. I might be able to revamp Darkfall, but this is just too much. Don't expect me to come to the rescue here.

I'm in college,I get numerous ideas.I've been doing this script writing since the 2nd grade.

My first character was a test.Read the name and see if it was too nooby.

Arcane Bishop III

I've been writing fiction for three years, and I'm a college studaent, and I write much better thant his, without raping anybody's fandom.

So?I'm in college,you're in college we're even.

I've been at it longer than you.2nd grade.

Arcane Bishop I was my kindergarten idea.

Gah! I can't risk any more flaming! Post edited.

Darkrai, even ages is not even skill.
Longer time does not mean more skill.
You can remember ideas from kindergarten? Why use them?

Because Darkfail will be a hit TV show,you dolt.

Erm, how exactly do you know for sure that will happen?

Quote (Darkrai)

Because Darkfail will be a hit TV show,you dolt.

No, just no. Not even the people who like South Park would watch that.

I love you, Failman. : D