Random Chat (NEW!!!) V.1

Because is so contrary its funny.
PRAISE HOJO!!!!

-'Cause random outbursts are deemed totally hilarous. [/sarcasm]
OMG He's SOOOOOOOOO CORRECT!
Now, I shall continue my search for... hot babes...
Yeah... <_<
Well, I decided to flood my sig with quotes.
Zero! Get out of your battle already...weren't we gonna do a co-op?
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Duh. Is the name of this thread not "RANDOM chat"?
I have eaten crumpets.
They are not all that good.
They're just fried dough... And not tasty dough, at that.
They don't even taste good with maple syrup.
Verily, crumpets are the pastry equivalent of slugs.
They don't do anyting or serve any useful purpose. They don't taste good, either.
They even look sort of similar.
That's another filibuster from your local King.
G'day, bebbies.
Did I mention I liked lightly burned honey scones with sugar?
I like cannoli.
It's awesome.
Calamari owns cannoli.

Squidbillies!
....Cannolis are round, tube-liie peice of fried dough, good sir. You put cream in them.
Eeeeeeeeelllllllllssssssss. YUM.
But nothing owns chinotto.
I mean, come on. It's a bitter soda that can cure malaria.
And it's an aquired taste, but I've acquired it. And it's kickass.
I prefer eel sushi.
With ginger.
And soy.
I prefer human flesh.
Especially fingers.
Parumpum.
Nincompoopery.

Seriously, why the hell did Webster put a word like that into their dictionary? Same with bling bling.
BECAUSE HE'S INSANE!!!!
Eels = UNAGI
UNAGI = TASTY
Ginger = NASTY