Scrabble?

ya know why we do these crazy things? We were just in the Mood,.... dood.
I head to the kitchen to get some FOOD.
And I was a fool for choosing the bean tofu over the new cookies, but that's just the way I roll.
I tripped and impaled my face on a gardening TOOL.
I hade been useing it in TOIL.
... You were using it to scrape tin Foil?
out of your garden Soil?
I have a sudden urge to yank this tool outta my face and go for a nice, peaceful Sail.
Just as soon as I make bail.
And can leave the county jail.
Which is full of AIDS and fail.
Metal Gear Solid 4 should arrive in my mail today. =D
Don't pull that tail!
It's too tall anyway.
You'll Fall if you look down.
Hold on, I've got another call...
Please remain calm.
I cant, I lost my palm