Our Thanks.

November 19, 2007
Bush Issues "Thankfulness List"

Pre-Thanksgiving Radio Address

In a special pre-Thanksgiving radio address broadcast from the White
House, President George W. Bush asked his fellow Americans to join him
in giving thanks for the following things:

"My fellow Americans, let's be thankful for global warming, because as
these winter months approach, it makes the world such a nice, toasty

"Let's be thankful for all of the food on our tables, unless some of
it is from China.

"Let's be thankful that Pakistan will have free and fair elections,
and maybe someday we will, too.

"Let's be thankful for the iPhone, except for those losers who
actually paid full price for it.

"Let's be grateful that I didn't take out a subprime mortgage on the
White House like Mr. Cheney told me to.

"Let's be thankful that nuclear weapons haven't fallen into the hands
of the wrong people, like Nancy Pelosi or Rosie O'Donnell.

"Let's be thankful that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's writers are
on strike, and hopefully will stay that way for the rest of my term in

"Let's be thankful that even though my approval numbers are falling,
they're still higher than my grades at Yale.

"Let's be thankful that Osama bin Laden dyed his hair in his last
video, because that made him look really gay.

"Let's be thankful for Guitar Hero III, which really helps you get
through those long Cabinet meetings when they're going on and on about
the economy.

"Let's be thankful that our military commanders have nothing bad to
say about the war in Iraq until after they're retired.

"Let's be thankful that in nine months it will be August and then I
can go on summer vacation again.

"And finally, my fellow Americans, let's be thankful that, even though
Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize, I'm still a lock for the Nobel War

Erm, this is fake, right?
I hope so.
It is. You honestly think he knows what Guitar Hero III is? o_O
Anyway, it's something my mom forwarded to me, but I found it quite amusing so I posted it here.
I knew it was fake as soon as I read 'Mr. Cheney', as his proper title is 'The Dark Overlord Cheney, Smiter of Developing Nations and Old Men's FAces.'
Thank gawd these are fake. I had my doubts until the GHIII one.
Me, too, lulz.