RIDDLE

...
Perhaps you didn't understand...
Not to be blunt
But...
I kinda want to do this.
On me own.
The point of doing a lot of riddles is to make separate threads. XD
I guarantee that I won't do more than 3. XD
After that, hey, go wild.

(fine. I guess you do mind. I'll just wait untill you're done.)

Thanks, I appreciate that.

I give up.
The answer is the color 'red'.

(are you going to post another riddel,or may I post one?)

OOOOOOH, I IS POSTING MIEN NOW, YES?

-laffs-
I AM THE ADMINISTRATOR OF RIDDLES NOW, YES YES!

Ahem...I'm almost certain that there is another riddle topic somewhere in the far reaches of the spam can...Started by Tom or myself.

Whatever, two riddles to start out then. Both are classics. PM me your guesses.

Riddle 1:

I cannot be seen, cannot be heard, cannot be touched, cannot be smelled.
It lies between stars and under hills
And empty holes it fills.
Comes first, follows after
Ends life, kills laughter.

Correct: 2
Wrong: 4

(So far, nobody has gotten it right on their first guess.)

Riddle 2:
It's what dead men eat
The rich need
And the poor have.
It is the thing of holes
And the stuff of dreams
And the basis of madman's scheems.

Correct: 3
Wrong: 2

Alright, get to guessing.

Riddle 1: I know this is some from novel or something...but death?

Riddle 2: Dirt?

1. IT'S FROM THE HOBBIT. WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE BOOK WE'RE READING IN CLASS.
OH, HOW LIFE IS IRONIC.
2. Dirt

HOLY CRAP YOU TWO, NOT ONLY ARE YOU TWO COMPLEATLY WRONG, BUT YOU FREAKING POSTED WHAT YOU THOUGHT WERE THE ANSWERS TO THE RIDDLES IN THE THREAD WHEN I SAID SPECIFICLY TO PM ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Uh, I PMed you my answers.

*Facepalm8
PM all answers.
The second one, also, is one of the most famous riddlez EVAR.

WELL
GOOD JOB, ZOLEM!
YOU MANAGED TO BE COMPLETELY IRONIC!
So, I'll ah, just follow up with this one...
Thirty white horses on a red hill...
First they champ
Then they stamp
Then they stand still
Or...
Alive without breath
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking
All in mail never clinking.

LOL.

it's so famos, even I know it...

Quote (Hiko)

WELL
GOOD JOB, ZOLEM!
YOU MANAGED TO BE COMPLETELY IRONIC!
So, I'll ah, just follow up with this one...
Thirty white horses on a red hill...
First they champ
Then they stamp
Then they stand still
Or...
Alive without breath
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking
All in mail never clinking.

LOL.

Yes, but everyone got that one wrong on the first guess, and it's the most famous of the two. Only the two morons who posted the answers got the second one wrong, and both of them got the first one wrong as well. One of them is even freaking reading the Hobbit!

The answers are 1: DArk and 2: Nothing! Gah! Read the Hobbit! It is a clasic people!

Here's a new riddle, not from the Hobbit. May your brains rot trying to solve it! I wasn't going to use it, but now I'm mad!

10,000 horsemen on the other side of the mountains
7 are in a group
4 stick together
3 are in a line
2 are twins
1 is the guide.
Name the guide.

Right:
Wrong:

PM ME THE GUESSES!