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My revenge is dipped in chocolate.
Then smothered with Nasty Sauce.
And you serve it with a can of Whoop Ass.

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Retaliation.

How mature.

Vengeance is one of the only things worth living for these days, young one.

And it is properly served piping hot in a savory sauce with cilantro garnish.

Cilantro, really? I usually garnish it with oregano. Also, I usually add a kick to the sause by using Irony brand hot sause and Guilt brand pepper, and some Salt of Tears to mellow out the flavor a little. It is best served witha Blood of My Enemies Red Wine, chilled of course. If not available, a Bliss White is suitable as well.

I coat my high-tops in revenge. The right and left soles are inlaid with Justice and Truth, respectively. And the shoelaces are a woven mixture of business and hemp.

The result is a kick that the Knee's got nothing on.