LOL Adventure

This is a MUCD (multi user coperative dungeon). You are a guy, in his bed. Your in a dream, and its not really exiting. This is your guy's dream and you can do anything, even change your name or change scenery. All users may post, I will take the best/funniest action as the post I work on.

THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS NOT TO WAKE UP FOR REAL

Anything in bold from me is part of the story.

Your name is Ted. You just "woke up" in a dream. All you have on is a blanket and sleep clothes. Your toom is small, and there is a mirror in front of you. To your right is the door. To your left is the window. Oddly enough theres a goblin in the window. You never thought that was strange until it hit you that it was a dream goblin. Dreaming status is 23%. It is advised you fix that
If you want it in actions...

Wake up screaming "42".
Run into floating number [23%]
Look at floating number
Switch numbers around to make 32
Talk to self, trying to make sure that stretched-out giraffe that was blinking on and off doesn't overhear
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If you want it in story form...
Suddenly, Ted wakes with a jolt. "42!" he yelled. He looked around... "That was some strange dream," he said to himself. He got out of bed and started to walk out of his room, when he ran into something that shouldn't have been there. "What's that," he asked nobody. He looked at the object. It seemed to be a red percentage. "Twenty-three percent? That's not very much." He grabbed the 2 with his left hand, and the 3 with his right, and switched them. "Much better," he said to himself, but quieter, since there was a stretched giraffe blinking on and off trying to eavesdrop.

Quote (zyborg)

If you want it in story form...
Suddenly, Ted wakes with a jolt. "42!" he yelled. He looked around... "That was some strange dream," he said to himself. He got out of bed and started to walk out of his room, when he ran into something that shouldn't have been there. "What's that," he asked nobody. He looked at the object. It seemed to be a red percentage. "Twenty-three percent? That's not very much." He grabbed the 2 with his left hand, and the 3 with his right, and switched them. "Much better," he said to himself, but quieter, since there was a stretched giraffe blinking on and off trying to eavesdrop.

WOW, a false awakening at the first post. kewl :3

While the first post was re-arranged, the blinking on and off giraffe was looking at you weird. When Ted switched the 23 into a 32, things became slighty more...REAL....then he realized it was a dream...again. Ted then looks at the giraffe. Your dream level is 32%. You might wanna take it easy on heavy actions.
(So we just do random actions?)
The giraffe suddenly looks back. "Gotten Halo 3 yet?" it asks. Nodding, Ted moves to the window. Opening it, he pokes the goblin. It scarpers, letting Ted get a good view of his surroundings.

It appeared to be some sort of jungle. Or rainforest. Hearing odd birdcalls, Ted steps out the window rather than the door (Ever read HitchHiker's Guide? XD), and peers around at odd monkeys and birds.

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Giraffe talks
Ted nods, moves to window
Open window, poke Goblin, it runs away
It's a rainforest
Out window rather than door

Quote (yahiko9040)

The giraffe suddenly looks back. "Gotten Halo 3 yet?" it asks. Nodding, Ted moves to the window. Opening it, he pokes the goblin. It scampers, letting Ted get a good view of his surroundings.

It appeared to be some sort of jungle. Or rain forest. Hearing odd bird calls, Ted steps out the window rather than the door (Ever read HitchHiker's Guide? XD), and peers around at odd monkeys and birds.

Lol, forced action this time

After he gets a good look at the odd creatures, Ted decides to open his "eye pocket" for some reason. He looks to his left side and see's an eye with a zipper attached. He un-zips it, and suddenly his vision splits, and then reality blurs. His consciousness starts to fade, and he takes out his item..."Lucid cola". He drinks, and every gulp everything seems more...real.

When he finishes everything is more real then reality himself. But now theres a new problem.....he's being confronted with 40 foot tall midget jungle people (it's his dreamworld, so you can tell if your dream people are midgets, even if they are 40 ft tall). your dream level is 9001%. But its probably 87%...it just seems like 9001%.
Looking the jungle people up and down, he closes his eyes.
'HAI. SODODO. KRAAAAAH!' Ted chants, holding his hands erect in front of him as if he were gripping some sort of box. Suddenly, green energy appeared in his hands, and he disappeared. Slipping past the jungle midgets, he climbed up a banana tree and started to munch on the native fruit. Looking down, he realized that he'd forgotten to zip up his eye-pocket. Zipping it back up, he sighed. For kicks, he threw the can of Lucid Cola at the midget chieftain.

Quote (yahiko9040)

Looking the jungle people up and down, he closes his eyes.
'HAI. SODODO. KRAAAAAH!' Ted chants, holding his hands erect in front of him as if he were gripping some sort of box. Suddenly, green energy appeared in his hands, and he disappeared. Slipping past the jungle midgets, he climbed up a banana tree and started to munch on the native fruit. Looking down, he realized that he'd forgotten to zip up his eye-pocket. Zipping it back up, he sighed. For kicks, he threw the can of Lucid Cola at the midget chieftain.

Ted throws his can at the cheiftan. You watch as the cheif gets pissy and starts yelling at the rest of the hunters in pig latin. "UCKFAY OUYAY, AMMITDAY EROYLAY!" and kicks one of the hunters in the shin. Suddenly miniature godzillas (about 70FT) appear. The midget that got kicked rushes in... "EERROOOYYYY-LAAAYYY, EEEIINNKKIINNSS-JAAAYYY!!!" an stabs it in the arm with his spear. The mini-zilla kicks Eroylay Einkinsjay in the other shin. Your dream level is 9001% or 87%.
Looking at all the confusion, Ted said, "Hai ebryboddi! Wazzup?" This gained everyone's attention, especially since there was a floating word bubble coming out of the air. Ted took the word bubble, and randomly started beating people to death with it. Then he turned visible, and realized he was in his underwear. "Uh... have any of you seen my pants," he asked the crowd, consisting of mainly unconsious midgets and Godzillas.

Quote (zyborg)

Looking at all the confusion, Ted said, "Hai ebryboddi! Wazzup?" This gained everyone's attention, especially since there was a floating word bubble coming out of the air. Ted took the word bubble, and randomly started beating people to death with it. Then he turned visible, and realized he was in his underwear. "Uh... have any of you seen my pants," he asked the crowd, consisting of mainly unconsious midgets and Godzillas.

lolololol

Ted is suddenly pushed and falls through the ground. Your very wet, and when you look up theres a boat. And a bunch of Yu-gi-oh villans are all yelling at some goon. Your dream level is 83%.
Ted walks up to the nearest generic-anime villain and steals its deck of cards and breaks off a hair spike. He then stabs everyone with the hair spike and builds a raft out of cardboard cards, ignoring the boat nearby. He then flies through the elephant into the ocean of pudding.

Quote (Sharmandra)

Ted walks up to the nearest generic-anime villain and steals its deck of cards and breaks off a hair spike.  He then stabs everyone with the hair spike and builds a raft out of cardboard cards, ignoring the boat nearby.  He then flies through the elephant into the ocean of pudding.

Ted does implae everyone with their own hair. And he does fly with a raft of children's playing cards. But as he reaches the elephant the water suddenly becomes fat. It ate particles of hair and digested them imporporly, and your weighed down under the elephant, through the water. Your approaching the sea floor fast, and will probably fly through it if you dont so something. The water around you is fat, the rest is skinny. Your dream level, due to panic, is 61%.
Suddenly, a troup of tap-danccing monks sails by on their midget fuled giant hippo, adn offer him both sanctuary and pants aboard their mighty vessle. Agreeing, he climbs aboard and is handed pants, along with a free wooden club. Sudennly, they are attacked by Durptools, but he valiently uses the club to decapitate them all, and is given the nickname 'Durp Slayer' by the monks. They then invite him to come the rest of the way with them to the Vally of Blatant and OVerused Movie Quotes.

Quote (Zolem)

Suddenly, a troup of tap-danccing monks sails by on their midget fuled giant hippo, adn offer him both sanctuary and pants aboard their mighty vessle. Agreeing, he climbs aboard and is handed pants, along with a free wooden club. Sudennly, they are attacked by Durptools, but he valiently uses the club to decapitate them all, and is given the nickname 'Durp Slayer' by the monks. They then invite him to come the rest of the way with them to the Vally of Blatant and OVerused Movie Quotes.

Ted does as in the quote. The valley has a temple, made of stone. Its quite nice, except for the fact it is made of stone. Also, you got a little Drup blood in your eye, and things faded more. Now that your at the temple....your starting to lose your sense of smell, and possibly taste. 40% is your dream level, it's falling fast!
The temple slowly morphs back into a living room. There are a bunch of pump-action 12-gauge shotguns in the corner, and a foam bat across the room from it. Taking one of each, Ted sits down in a comfy-looking armchair and turns on the TV. Seeing that it had no channels, Ted attempts to throw the foam bat at it to change the channel without getting up. Keeping the shotgun in-hand, he grins.

Quote (yahiko9040)

The temple slowly morphs back into a living room. There are a bunch of pump-action 12-gauge shotguns in the corner, and a foam bat across the room from it. Taking one of each, Ted sits down in a comfy-looking armchair and turns on the TV. Seeing that it had no channels, Ted attempts to throw the foam bat at it to change the channel without getting up. Keeping the shotgun in-hand, he grins.

Everything goes as planned, he even tries to say something, BUT HE DOESNT HEAR ANYTHING. He's lsoing all of his senses and might wake up! Oh wouldnt he create an item for himself to fix this? DO IT NOW, YOU DUMMYS! Your dream level is 21%.
Ted sees bottle of Nyquil (spelling?). As he reaches for it, he sees a club. Hhhmmm... How to fall asleep better? Ted grabs the club and knocks himself over the head, sending him into a downward spiral down the neverending pit onto a fluffy bed of radishes.
Ted smacks himself, but that.....makes your dream level drop to 0%

Ted wakes up in his bed, wondering why the hell he hit himself. Now the best dream in the world is gone


GAME OVER

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Ted thought we was awake from the best dream ever, everything was even NORMAL. yep, same old TV, same old door, same old pink hippo, same old leafy green sky, same old sky blue tree tops....Your dream level is 50% and NON KNOWING (no powers). To you this is normal. Go out your regular day.