President!

Aye aye aye es Ludicolo hombres!
Bush is hardly a person anyway...

I think of him as more of a monkey. : D

And Ludicolo is about as real as you or me. He lives on in all our hearts~
*ahem*

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."

Yarr.
I vote for Gihren Zabi! HAIL ZEON!

Uh... Gihren Zabi is a United States citizen, right?

*completely misses the fact that all spacenoids are from space, apparently*

Well, at least I know there's no chance my political candidate will be assassinated! We're making Kycillia the VP ticket.
Zan...
Umm..
SOLID SNAKE IS REAL!
Right?
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Hah, what is the point of all this? We all know bizzaro Drakim is the undisputed ruler of the world :3
Well, we all know that I am the ruler of MY own universe. which consists of me and my beanie baby collection ((Shame shame, i know)). New members welcome, by the way.
Well, I am the King of Larkinia, so I care not for your petty squabbles over the "President".
Dude. McGuyver can make anything out of trash.

You can't argue with that.
...
Meh~