Gone campin'

Yep, I'll be gone a couple days. School overnight camp thingy for honour students.

Byez.
They show honor students gratitude by sticking them out in the wilderness?

...

[purposefully flunks all her classes]
Okay, just remember....

If you meet a brown bear, you wanna scream really loud and look big to scare it off

If you meet a black bear, you wanna play dead

If you meet a polar bear, you wanna give it sunglasses and a coke!

Got that from a comedian
If you meet Spelly, you wanna write a three-page essay on why bears are better than you.

And lord help you if you make a spelling mistake.

Anyway, bye. Have fun roasting 'shmallows and burning tallows.

... Who burns tallow nowadays?

I got to admit, that was kind of a stretch.
Back. Woohoo.

Anyway, I had a hellava time there. I roasted white kirbies both nights, and scared a couple people shitless by waking them in the dead of night in my Grim Reaper cloak and hood. I can still picture the screams. Best of all, noone knew it was me; I hid my Reaper cloak in my bag in the daytime.

Well, I'm back.