Hey............

OMG ZETA NAVIS CANT BE DELETED HE WAS GO PIONT BLANK!!!!1
Very true. Zeta Navi's cannot be deleted due to there ability to go Point Blank. However, Lt. Porter was stripped of his Zeta Status and was no longer able to truely enter Point Blank mode. This is of course due to the Status Crush Signature Move of Crushman.
This is fuggin' epic.
May I also remind you guys that we injected special coding into the new viruses of this site, granting them power to override the Zeta Navi's ability to not be deleted?
Geez guys, get with the program.
Durr.
I wonder what Lt. PORTER can come up with to foil the viruses now, eh?

Perhaps drastic action is needed.
Even drastic action was rendered useless by our new coding, Hiko. There is no hope for our hero now.
But...
But...
Then whatever can he do?
Must he resort to even longer epic works of art in posts that he already manages?
That would--
No. Impossible!
We must find a way to over-ride this coding!
Unfortunately the coding already has its own time removing device, blocking any hacking from getting into it to change the time.
The only time Mr. Porter will be able to not be deleted starts April 2nd 2009.
Well, I guess I just have to reveal- Melodramatic Action 1.05. IN ORDER TO SAVE WHAT IS DEAR TO SERAPHIM... WHATEVER.
Okay! So our valiant protagonist can continue his campaigning next year.
I see.

Good luck, noble hero!