Spoiling for a fight

"Alright! Time to try out the new toys!"

"Sword chip, I presume?"

Tranum grinned toothily. "You got it." Seconds later, he was hefting the sword in his hand.

"Alright, there you are. Have fun."

With a mildly maniacal chuckle, Tranum glared at the Bunnies, a psychotic gleam in his eyes. "Time to rock 'n' roll!"

With that, he threw himself at the cosest Bunny, swinging wildly. He struck out at the virii with all of his strength, trying to slash away at his foe. Three strikes later, he suddenly disengaged, and backpedalled to the Bunny opposite. Halfway there, he turned around, and jumped forward. He brought the sword down with all his might, aiming to cleave the virus' head. Immediately after landing, he darted towards the third virus, sword held aloft. The moment he reached his new target, he brought the sword down in a wide arc across the virus, and followed up with a few quick stabs.

Summary!

1) Sword to BunnyA (80 damage + Slashing)

2) Sword to BunnyB (80 damage + Slashing)

3) Sword to BunnyC (80 damage + Slashing)
Tranum charged the first of the wascally wabbits, sword bared and at the ready. The squirrel chopped down, bisecting the virus cleanly between its ears. The rabbit quickly dissolved into a thin mist of viral data. The Navi turned to face the second of the incoming viruses.

The bunny to the left unleashed a wide blast of electrical energy. The electricity formed a golden ring that gave off a low pitched hum as it zoomed over the space between Navi and virus. Tranum's quick legwork was all that saved him from being caught by the bunny's zap. The squirrel closed the distance in the next instant and took off the virus' head with a deft slice of his sword. A second bunny turned to dust.

Tranum moved on the third virus, but this bunny had ample time to prepare while Tranum cut down its friends. As the squirrel neared the rabbit, it unleashed a blast of electricity that exploded into Tranum's chest. The squirrel was thrown off balance by the voltage jolting through his body and his sword came up sort, slicing down an inch from the virus' chest.

BunnyA: DELETED!
BunnyB: DELETED!
BunnyC: 50HP

Terrain: 100% Normal

Tranum.EXE: 100 [STUN'D! -1 Action]
Tranum started back, his body stiffening as he tried to fight off the effects of the unexpected jolt. "Gah! That stung!" He glared at the Bunny. "But not as much as this will!" With that, he raised his sword, and brought it down on the virus as hard as he possibly could. He followed this strike up with several quick slashes, then attempted to dodge around his foe and stab it from behind.

Summary!
1) (Stunned)
2) Sword to BunnyC (80 damage + Slashing)
3) Sword to BunnyC (80 damage + Slashing) (Attempt backstab)
Bunny skewers.

BunnyA: DELETED!
BunnyB: DELETED!
BunnyC: DELETED!

Terrain: 100% Normal

Tranum.EXE: 100

-BATTLE ONE, VICTORY!!-

Rewards: 180z
Tranum pumped his fist in the air in celebration of this most recent victory. "Alright! Today is turning out to be a pretty awesome day!"

"Indeed. Ready for the next battle?"

"Hell yes I am!"

((Battle 2 plz))
Tranum made good headway into the network, looking for viruses. At first, he found nothing substantial to fight, but then he found some cacti. Inspecting them led him to the conclusion that they were not passive cacti growing out in the middle of nowhere in a completely non-suspicious way, but Cacty viruses lying in wait in a completely suspicious way. It didn't get any better when a couple of Champu took the jump on him from behind, either, or that the field was somewhat in disrepair.

(All on normal unless specified)
ChampuA: 60HP (Back)
ChampuB: 60HP (Back)
CactyA: 70HP (Front)
CactyB: 70HP (Front)

Terrain: 80% Normal, 20% Cracked

Tranum.EXE: 100HP

-BATTLE TWO, FIGHT!!-
"Yay! Fighty time!" Tranum was literally bouncing with anticipation.

Dave sighed. "Don't go too overboard, mate. What chips do you want?"

Tranum sized up his situation, and responded almost immediately. "Hmmm... Let's say the Crackerbomb and the Sword."

"Alrighty. I'll get right on that."

Seconds later, Tranum was holding the Crackerbomb in his hand, and taking careful aim at the Cacties. After a few seconds of quick calculations later, he launched the bomb at the virii, watching as it flew along the calculated arc. Right before it hit the ground, he turned on his heel and launched himself without warning at the first of the Champus. He brought his sword down heavily upon the virus, and then drew his arm back and stabbed it again. As quick as he attacked, he disengaged himself, and darted over to the second Champu, sword at the ready. He slashed at his new target, sword traveling in a wide arc across his foes body. He followed this slash up with a coup de grâce, both hands wrapped around the swords grip, bringing it straight down upon his foe, striking with all the force he could muster.

That being done, he stepped back slightly, and dropped down into a crouch, his ears pricking up in order to better hear what was going on around him.

Summary!
1) CrackerBomb at CactyA (Attempting to catch CactyB in the blast radius) (80 damage + Panel Crack + Blast 2)

2) Sword to ChampuA (80 damage + Slashing)

3) Sword to ChampuB (80 damage + Slashing)
((Bump))
As the Cacty started to ready their attack, Tranum threw his CrackerBomb at them. The Cacty then rolled off their heads towards the squirrel Navi, one of which hit him soundly on the chest and impaling him with a few dozen needles. (10) The CrackerBomb was thrown a bit too far, and rolled off to the side somewheres else. Then, the squirrel dashed towards the Champu, who were taken by surprise when their teleportation was interrupted. The fighter viruses were executed easily within a few moments of slicing and dicing.

(All on normal unless specified)
ChampuA: DELETED
ChampuB: DELETED
CactyA: 70HP (Front)
CactyB: 70HP (Front)

Terrain: 80% Normal, 20% Cracked

Tranum.EXE: 90HP
"Tranum! Are you okay?"

Tranum seemed unfazed. "Feh. It's only a scratch."

"Alright. You need to be more careful, mate."

"Hmph." Tranum shook his head. "I think I can take care of these buggers." His grin slowly returned. "Not gonna be too hard." With that, he leapt towards the closest Cacty.

Seconds before slicing through the virus, he feinted around, and dodged around his target. Darting around behind his foes, he drew jumped on the second Cacty instead, stabbing it in the back of the head. With that, he scuttled backwards. "Dave! Guard!"

"Give me a second... There ya go. Enjoy."

Tranum rolled his eyes and ducked down behind the newly-formed shield.

Summary!

1) Dodge around the virii

2) Sword to CactyB (backstab!) (80 damage + Slashing)

3) Guard1 (1 Hit Shield+Reflect up to 60 damage + Piercing + Line attack)
As Tranum leapt towards the Cacty, whose heads had reformed on their heads, the squirrel Navi performed a quick feint to the side, evading the Cacty's rolling-head attack successfully. He then proceeded to stab the other Cacty in the back of the head, impaling it on his blade with relative ease. Lifting a shield, he then waited as the other Cacty's head returned to its head, by way of falling from out of nowhere.

... However, Tranum's luck was about to fall out, as he realized that he was on a cracked tile, and the floor below was about to give way!

(All on normal unless specified)
ChampuA: DELETED
ChampuB: DELETED
CactyA: DELETED
CactyB: 70HP (Front)

Terrain: 80% Normal, 20% Cracked

Tranum.EXE: 90HP (Back) (Guard1) (on Cracked!)
Tranum looked down at the cracked tiles.

"Wow. I totally should have seen this coming." Realizing that spending too long thinking would result in a rather painful drop, he went with the first plan that sprung to mind.

Unfortunately, given the circumstances, said plan had more basis in desperation than in logic.

Tranum ran forward , and jumped. He performed a clean shoulder roll upon landing, stood up as fast as he could, and charged full tilt at the final Cacty, drawing his sword as he ran. Seconds before reaching his target, he ducked down, and launched himself forward, attempting to somersault over the virus. Seconds before, landing, he swung his sword in a wide, fluid arc, aiming right at his foe, and ending with the sword stuck in the ground, and him attempting to balance on top of it. After a second, he jumped back off of the sword, and bowed.

"What."

Summary!

1) Rush CactyB, initiate ridiculous feat of acrobatics

2) Ridiculous feat of midair swordsmanry {Sword to CactyB (80 damage + Slashing)}

3) Complete ridiculous feat of acrobatics.
Doing some ridiculously ridiculous feats of leaping and spinning and other miscellaneous acrobatic-related things, Tranum cut the Cacty's head cleanly in half from above, and ending with balancing from atop a sword.

What a weird squirrel.

(All on normal unless specified)
ChampuA: DELETED
ChampuB: DELETED
CactyA: DELETED
CactyB: DELETED

Terrain: 80% Normal, 20% Cracked

Tranum.EXE: 90HP (Back) (Guard1) (on Cracked!)

-BATTLE TWO, VICTORY!!-

Rewards: [CactBall1] Battlechip, 270z
"Tranum, that was..." Dave paused, seeming lost for words.

Tranum, however, seemed perfectly up to the task of vocabulary supplementation. "Awesome? Amazing? A FEAT OF PREVIOUSLY UNMATCHED PROPORTIONS?"

"...I was going to say entirely unnessecary, and what you just said really cemented that." Dave sighed, then continued. "Seriously dude, what the hell?"

"Oh, come on! That was awesome! Seriously, how can you not be fazed by that?"

"Tranum, that was a bit too dangerous. The odds were pretty good that you'd mess up." A pause. "Although, the sword handstand? That was pretty cool."

Tranum grinned. "Knew you'd see things my way. Now if you'll excuse me, I do believe that now is a good time to go find some viruses. Can't have a good time without them, y'know?" And with that, he set off in search of more fun.


((Fighty time number 3?))
((Fighty time?))
((Bamp))
"I hate to break this to you, mate, but we're going to hafta go now.

Tranum was incredulous. "WHAT? DAVE, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE!"

"I know. But something unexpected just came up, and it kinda requires my immediate attention."

"But...!"

"Damnit Tranum! We need to get going!"

"Okay, fine, geez! You don't need to yell!"

"My apologies. Now, can you try to get a bit further away from the virii so I can get you out?"

Tranum rolled his eyes. "Alright. Since you asked politely."
At which point, he turned on his heel and ran full tilt in the complete opposite direction of the virii, muttering something about cowardice under his breath.

Summary
1) Flee.
2) Flee!
3) FLEE!
[Flee Action Successful]