Oh my god...

That is just about the most throughly disgusting yet hilarious thing I've ever seen, and I'm christian.

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"Dear Sir,

I have some questions regarding the Christian faith. Since your website so fully and comprehensively addresses any areas of unclarity, I was hoping you could clear this up.

In your message board, you have stated that one cannot pick and choose which Christian viewpoints to hold. This has put me in considerable fear for my immortal soul, as there are some passages in the Bible which seem impossible or unethical to follow. However, judging by your statement, you obvoiusly already follow what these sections command. It should be fairly simple for you to pass that advice on.

<Here they go>

I would like to thank you for your time, and ask that you reply soon.
Sincerely,
(etc.)"

I plan on doing this right now. Thank you for the idea Savage King. :3

A certain Moogle-bread got me over here from ToN.

Slither looked at the viruses for a second and realized that this wasen't going to be as much of a cake walk as their last battle.

"Well Yee-haw, isn't this gonna be fun. Want to you want me to do Simon?"

Simon grabbed two chips out of his folder and slotted them in, sending them to Slither.

"Their's a RageClaw and the Guard1 we won. Take out one of the bunnies, weaken another, then throw the guard up to protect yourself."

Slither whistled and started jogging in place for a second.

"Sound little plan you got there. Let's see..."

Slither started running toward the viruses as the rageclaw came, turning his hand into a giant bear-like claw. Leaping toward the first bunny, Slither swiped at it with the claw, then did a backflip out of the way. Drawing out his explosive juggling balls, Slither leapt to the side to avoid an incoming attack and started juggling the balls. Looking up, Slither lobbed on at the bunny he'd attacked with the rage claw, then threw the remaining two at the second bunny. He had the feeling one of the other two viruses would get him while he was distracted, so Slither quickly throw up a guard chip and braced for whatever impact would come his way.

Rageclaw to BunnyA! (40 dmg)
Boom Goes the Juggler! (20 dmg to BunnyA, 40 to BunnyB)
Guard1 Chip!

Look at me, I only have 13 posts and I've been here over 2 months. ^(O_O)^

Go for the heart!

Slither flung his hair back and throw his arms to the side.

"BAM! That's how you get it down kiddies!"

Simon's eyes gleamed.

[color]"Dude! That was awesome! Kick ASS!"[/COLOR]

Slither couldn't help but chuckle from Simon's over-excitement. Slither started walking down the Net-path again, shoving his hands in his pockets.

"Come on Simon, we're not even done yet. Let's keep moving now, I got plenty o' mor' juice in me."

Simon smiled on the other side of the PET.

"See Slither? I told ya this could be fun!"

Slither smirked.

"Don't get ahead of yourself boy, they're still two left."

Slither rolled to the side, flinging a rat out of his pocket at the Canodumb. Lifting up his hat, Slither grabbed two other fake rats and tied their tails together, effectively making it a two in one shot. Twirling the two rats around, Slither tossed them to his free hand, then throw them behind his back, turned and caught them, then throw them underneath his legs, flipped around again, and grabbed them. Smiling, Slither curled them up and flung them like a baseball at the met.

Rat Trick to Canodumb! (8 dmg)
Rat Trick to MetoolB! (8 dmg)
Rat Trick to MetoolB! (8 dmg)

The blast from the Canodumb knocked Slither down and onto the ground. He hadn't taken a hit like that in a long time. It killed his enthusiasm, and made him quite angry. As he was getting up, Slither reached into his coat and pulled out three red balls and turned to the virii.

"Hey, you guys like Juggling?"

Slither started juggling the three balls and circling the viruses. As the Canodumb and Metool watched him curiously for a moment, Slither stopped and smiled.

"Wanna see something real cool boys? Check this out."

Slither caught two of the balls in one hand and throw the other one in the air. As the ball fell, Slither took his free hand and put it behind his back.

"Ohhhhh, can he catch all three in one hand? I just don't know, the suspense is killing me! Let's watch!"

As the extra ball came down, Slither flung the two in his hand at the Canodumb and caught the third. Tossing the third to his free hand, Slither quickly tossed it at the metool and pulled a rat out of his pocket. The balls exploded as soon as they hit something. Twirling the rat around in his hand, Slither slowly walked up to the weakened virii, then flung the rat at the Canodumb as fast as he could.

"I'm NOT getting hit this time around!"

Slither braced himself to move at any moment, ready to dodge any attacks that would come his way.


Boom goes The juggler! (40 Dmg to Canodumb + 20 dmg to MetoolB)
Rat Trick to Canodumb! (8 dmg)
Brace for Dodge!

*Starts a conversation*