Posts made by Krakatoa

[[Yeah, what's with the low HP? I had 40 and then all of a sudden it dropped 10. Was it for the scabby 'next' post?]]

Rafael didn't even have to instruct Lavaman on his next attack. Straight away Lavaman frontflipped over RoninA and as he came down, his feet firmly on the hard floor, he spun around and struck out with his arm in a fast circular slice. Ronin C, getting closer, began to freak out Lavaman. His next attack was going to be at one of the ENGBalls, but it was going to have to be for the Ronin.

He stabbed down towards where knees would be if he could see - he was looking into its eyes - but stopped short and swept his sword upward, right toward the chin. He bent his elbow, causing the sword to come closer to his body, then stabbed right out at the gut.

He slipped away from the Ronin and faced the ENGBalls, ready to fight them and not be hit.

[Summary:
Sword at RoninA (80)
Sword at RoninC (80)
Sword at RoninC (80)
-Dodge]

[It's the most down-to-earth, short response I've ever had!]

"Bring it awwn!" Lavaman yelled enticingly.

"No way! You're nuts!" Rafael barked. "I suggest you run, right now."

"I can take 'em!"

"No you can't."

"I can so! Just give me that Sword again and you'll see!"

Rafael, sighing, put in the Sword chip that once more transformed Lavaman's arm into a glowing sword. He rushed towards the nearest Ronin - Ronin B - and struck out with it, using his momentum to move into a spin with his arm outstretched, hoping it would connect with the Ronin. After he stopped spinning he rolled forward and used the upward momentum to attempt an uppercut on the other Ronin, Ronin A, then sprinted to a safe distance and readied for an attack.

[Summary:
Sword at Ronin B (80)
Sword at Ronin B (80)
Sword at Ronin A (80)
- Dodge]

[Edited, sorry, I'm too rusty >.<. Plus, I just read up and saw I got a free Dodge, so that's sweeeeeeet!]

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[quote=]It dies.[/quote]
ROFL]

"Phew," Lavaman exclaimed. "Next!"

"I told you to take out the Champus, didn't I?"

"Just shut up and give me a gun, Rafael!"

"Suit yourself."

Rafael slotted in a Shotgun, which immediately appeared on Lavaman's arm that had previously housed the sword. He jumped straight towards the Champu, but didn't fire. Instead he rolled when he hit the ground and faced the Champu once more, this time raising his arms and grinning like a maniac. The heavy armour on his body clanked together as his arms rose higher and higher.

Expecting two red-hot arms to leap from the ground and force the poor Champu to the ground, he ran straight towards it and fired a shot. Without seeing the result, he backflipped away and readied for an attack, whether or not the Champu had survived the barrage.

[Summary:

Lavabind at ChampuB (40 (Bind))
Shotgun at ChapuB (50)
Dodge]

"Awwww, yeah!" Lavaman exclaimed with an excitement he got whenever he was faced with viruses. "Lay one on me!"

"Which one?" Rafael asked. "Specify."

"Surprise me! Just gimme something!" Lavaman hurried. The viruses would attack in a second. He sure wasn't surprised when his right hand was coated in a white light and transformed into a glowing blade that was all too familiar already.

"Take out the Champus," Rafael said after a second. "Then the Metool won't be hard to get rid of."

"You're stupid," Lavaman snapped. He stepped forward, then made out as if he tripped over his own feet. He fell face first, then at the last second tucked his head down and moved into a roll, and as soon as his legs cleared the ground he launched himself off the ground with his remaining hand so he was flying feet-first towards the Metool. He passed it, but reached over and attempted a coathanger. As soon as he dropped to the ground on his stomach, he rolled to the right and stood up. He struck out with his sword towards ChampuA and moved back, positioning himself for an oncoming attack.

[Summary:

Sword at MetoolEX (80)
Sword at ChampuA (80)
Dodge]

I've finally found somewhere to say this.

The scanned back has allegedly over 700 pages, right? The 7th book has only 620 (give or take)! Where did they get 80 brand-spankin'-new pages from?

I enjoyed the book but at page 220-250 I nearly ditched the thing. The first 300 pages were so boring! There were bits of this and bits of that, and the Death Eater bit at the beginning pwned, but when they were camping I nearly gave up on it.

ALSO:

Things that weren't explained in the last chapter... found on Wiki:

* Harry becomes an Auror for the Ministry of Magic, and is later appointed head of the department. Harry owns Sirius's motorcycle, which Arthur Weasley repaired for him. Because Voldemort's soul fragment inside him was destroyed, Harry can no longer speak Parseltongue.
* Ron works for a time with George at his store, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, and eventually becomes an Auror.
* Hermione initially works for the Ministry of Magic in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, greatly improving life for house-elves and their ilk. She later moves to the Department of Magical Law Enforcement and assists in eradicating oppressive, pro-pureblood laws. She also finds her parents in Australia and removes the memory modification charm she put on them.
* Luna Lovegood searches the world for odd and unique creatures. She eventually marries Rolf, the grandson of the famed naturalist, Newt Scamander.[7]
* Ginny Weasley plays for the Holyhead Harpies Quidditch team for a time, then leaves her athletic career behind for marriage and family with Harry. She eventually becomes the lead Quidditch correspondent for the Daily Prophet.
* George Weasley runs his successful joke shop, helped by Ron. He names his first child Fred, after his late twin brother.
* Slytherin House has become more diluted and is no longer the pureblood bastion it once was. Nevertheless, its dark reputation lingers.
* Voldemort's jinx on the Defence Against the Dark Arts (DADA) position is broken with his death, and there is a permanent DADA teacher.
* Firenze is welcomed back into his herd, who acknowledge that his pro-human leanings were not shameful, but honourable.
* Kingsley Shacklebolt becomes the Minister for Magic, with Percy Weasley working under him as a high official.
* As part of the changes introduced by Kingsley Shacklebolt, Azkaban no longer uses Dementors. As a result, the world is now a "much sunnier place".
* Dolores Umbridge is arrested, interrogated, and imprisoned for crimes against Muggle-borns.
* The Quibbler has returned to its usual condition of "advanced lunacy", and is appreciated for its unintentional humour.

(( Yeah, I'm back, thought I'd give this another go. Also, in the next battle, can I use the sword again or do I have to make do with the chips I have left?))

"You're running out of HP, Lavaman," Rafael pressed as Lavaman walked into the underbelly of Yumland Net.

"I figured," Lavaman snapped as he wandered through the crowded streets. "I want to be about to be deleted when I jack out. This is way too much fun!" As he walked he bumped into a small, half-coded Navi. The small Navi apologised and continued to walk, a smirk beginning to form on his not-completely-whole face.

"Run systems check," Rafael instructed. The smile was too cheeky for his liking.

"All systems at full capacity," Lavaman said slowly. "Except my knee has green lines over it."

"Check code!" Rafael hurried.

"That was included in the systems check, stupid!" Lavaman snapped.

"Oh," Rafael said stupidly. "How was I meant to know?"

"You coded me," Lavaman said gruffly, and began storming out of the main part of the city. He sat down in the back alleys and began to sulk at the stupidness of his creator.

Clumsily tying the coded cart back onto his armor, which was made harder by the fact he had a sword and a claw to work with, Lavaman walked forwards towards their destination. Rafael's face appeared, and spoke.

"You should've heard the chick. She said you attacked dead things."

"I don't really mind."

"Maybe it would increase our rate of winning when you attack ALIVE things."

"Alive things can be killed after dead things are definitely dead."

"But dead things don't need killing."

"Shut up."

"Do you want me to erase the code for that thing?"

"Just because I'm digital doesn't mean that non-digital things don't have ears. I said shut up."

"I'm not following."

"Ugh!"

[That's cause we ROCK]
"Do I have to...?"

"Yes, Lavaman."

"But I don't feel like it."

"Does it look like I care? Use your Rageclaw, if you don't feel like it."

"Hmph."

Lavaman hesitated, then raised the arm with the Rageclaw on it. Two red-hot, glowing arms sprang from the ground and attempted to strangle the poor CactyB to the ground.

"Happy?"

"No."

"Too bad."

[Summary:
Lavabind at CactyB (40) (Bind)
Blank
Blank
Facing Back]

[ You are so nasteh, I'm gonna have to jack him out if this gets too hairy. AND LAVAMAN HAS A CAPITAL L! ]

"Ah -" here, Rafael put in a censorship program resulting in a beep which blocked out Lavaman's word. "That f-beeeeeeep- hurts!"

"Deal with it," came Rafael's head. "One more hit and I'm pulling you out."

"Ugh... I am so infecting your toaster."

Rafael advised Lavaman what he should do this time around to play it safe.

"A little birdy told me," he started. "That you can pump out more each time. We've been underestimating your power."

"You're joking!" said Lavaman. "Dammit! Beeeeep." Rafael hit the button too late.

"So, go full on, and then I'll tell you what to do."

"Yes, mother."

"You don't have a mother."

"Shut up."

Lavaman rotated his shoulders and cracked his neck, then launched himself at LarkB. Using his momentum, he jumped forward so that he was like a missile, but rather than just have his sword out, both his hands were straightened as if he was diving. Technically it was the same technique, though. He swung with his sword in a downward motion, then used the tip once it had hit the ground to fly himself into the air.

He came down like a rocket, striking out with his Sword once more. When he hit the ground he was already in a rolling motion, so he rolled onto his feet and jumped backwards, so now he was diving but face-up. The Sword was once again out in front, flying maniacally. He put his hand on the Rageclaw on it to the ground, and used sheer upper body strength to flip through the air and land next to Valkyrie. Sweating, he poised himself ready to dodge.

[Summary:
Sword at LarkB (80)
Sword at LarkB (80)
Sword at LarkB (80)
Dodge
Facing Back]

[ Credit to Knight for telling me about the uber Sword Type Navi 2 Melee and you get a free Dodge thingo ]

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Okay guys, I say someone (me) puts up guard to protect the packages, then we assault the front row, delete them in 2 turns at most, then take care of the rest.

Who is with me?

I like your idea. Next round, I'll focus full attention on front row. Let's rip some data!

[You hate us, don't you?]

Lavaman realises he is trapped and unhooks the present from his back, laying it next to a rubbish bin. Rafael whispered a few things to him, but Lavaman wasn't listening.

"Don't rush. Be careful. We can beat them if we stay calm."

By this time, Lavaman had jumped onto one of the walls of the alleyway, rocketed off it, grabbed onto a ladder suspended on the other side and surveyed the virii. Eventually he made his decision, and launched himself towards the nearest Billy. As he neared the ground he put out his sword, firing at it like a deadly rocket. As his head neared the ground he rolled forward and struck out at the next Billy, then backflipped towards his package, ready for an attack.

[Summary:
Sword at BillyA (80)
Sword at BillyB (40)
Dodge
Facing the Back]

WOOHOO!

I made Valkyrie and master get very angry! Woot!

Lavaman awkwardly carried the pink present under his arm, colliding with his maroon armour a lot. Finally he resorted to amusing himself trying to carry it on his head.

"Lavaman," said Rafael, his head appearing on-screen. "I wrote a quick program for you, it'll give the present wheels so you can carry it along with some rope tied to your armour."

"Are you saying I can't code?" replied Lavaman indignantly.

"Pretty much. I'm sendiong it to you now."

The wheels popped onto the bottom of the pink present, exploding from the floor, and a bright yellow rope appeared from nowhere, attaching itself to the back of his platelegs. Lavaman put the present down and continued walking, mumbling to himself.

"Yet another kick-freaking-ass victory by Rafael!"

"And Lavaman."

"Whatever."

Lavaman went over to his package and sat on top of it. He coded a small program, working from the PET.

"Lavaman..."

"What, Rafael?"

"You always get something wrong when you code."

"This is different, it's a simple program."

"Better work..."

Lavaman continued to code, and after a couple of minutes a small, hovering platform materialized. He placed his package on it, and smiled. He announced to the party his magnificent creation.

"This platform will follow me, on the ground, about ten metres behind. It will suck the package onto it, not allowing it to fall off."

As he finished, the package put a whole through the floating platform and slammed into the floor.

"Or I can just carry it..."

We do have lives, you're right, but it's a little frustrating when we - or at least I - check all my bookmarked sites and get ready for some rping and find that I can't rp yet.

I was just about to ask the same thing :S

Quote (Albel)

we are trying to make the groups move in unison, but seing how krakatoa had not posted in days, we were waiting for him, pick up the pace, boya ^^

I did come back eventually, everyone!

"You forgot to dodge."

"Didn't."

"Did."

"Didn't."

"Did."

"Didn't."

"Did."

"Just gimme a Sword already!"

"Alright, but you're keeping the claw."

Lavaman's arms became very mismatched - one very furry claw and one very sharp, glowing sword. Then he saw Hal's picture appear from nowhere.

"Screw that," said Rafael from Electown. "You can't aim for nuts, Lavaman."

"Damn straight," replied Lavaman, and ran towards the Lark, while staying well away from Teethman's line of fire. As he passed him, he whispered - "I told you I'd slice them up."

As he neared the Lark he somersaulted high into the air, then came down to the ground and using the momentum given to him by the fall, lowered himself so he was only inches from the floor. He swung out his sword in the direction of the Virus, then swung upwards. However, rather than aiming for the lark, he continued the swing up, and finally his body going with it. He stabbed hard towards the Billy, then landed on the ground near his package softly. Without hands - letalone thumbs - he couldn't do much in the way of holding the package, so he simply readied to dodge by grounding himself and bending his knees. He folded his arms - and weapons - into a ready-to-use position.

One he was done he shouted to Valkyrie, "Hello. I'm Lavaman, and I'll be your pyromaniac for today."

He grinned, and Rafael did as well.

[Summary:
Sword at LarkB (80)
Sword at BillyB (80)
Dodge]

[[Sorry!]]

Lavaman took his fighting stance and knew what was coming. His arm transformed into a claw and he looked at it, puzzled.

"What the hell is this?" he said.

"I think we should save the sword for later."

"You are so stupid."

Nevertheless, he ran towards the OldStovA and felt the power in his arms, and the rustle of his new fur as it passed through digital air. As he continued, his clawed arm went down and made contact with the floor. He was now in a one-handed handstand. Using his upper-body strength, he propelled himself into the air and screamed,

"Lavabind!"

Suddenly, two arms sprouted from the ground, strangling the virus to the ground.

"Lavaman, have you been watching too many Animes?"

"It seemed cool, okay?"

When Lavaman touched back to the ground, it was on top of the remaining box. Rafael's voice resounded into Lavaman - "Bring it awwwwwn!"

[Summary:
Rageclaw at OldstovA (40)
Lavabind at OldstovA (40)(Bind)
Dodge / protect box]