Posts made by Global Network Admin

we are pleased to know this is acceptable. The applicants have been notified of your acceptance and the relevant contact details have been forwarded. Best of luck with your case.

-Global Network Administration

==
((That's fine; If you'd like to make a suitable homepage to represent where Torrent is currently housing HayWyre, the NPCs will meet you there))

Greetings Torrent.Exe!

We've assessed your case and matched you with a specialist whom we believe suites your situation. Please read the case response below. If you find it suitable, we can arrange meeting and communication.

Quote

((the enclosed response clearly denotes two speakers, taking turns))
"Hungry but the food's no good, huh?"
"And leaving cast-offs too..."
"Poor fella, glad you told us about this one. Most folks'd hear virus and just blast first."
"Impatient buggers..."
"Look, we can't say exactly what the issue is, just from that, but I reckon we can sort it out if we have a good look. Sounds like a nasty problem though. Might need some specialist stuff, and that's usually costly to hire the muscle to get it..."
"Unless you're a capable type yerself?"
"Right, yeah, in that case, maybe a bit of fair exchange if that's what it needs."
"Sounds like we should come see your problem anyhow."
"If it suites you, of course. We'll come by where you're keeping the poor fella, and take a look, and then sort out a solution once we know more, sound good?"

- CareFilly & BoltColt

If this match up is acceptable please respond and we'll forward the relevant contact details.

-Global Network Adminsitration

The mission submission for this ticket has been reported as complete, with services rendered and rewards delivered directly.
The GNA acknowledges the successful mission completion credit to Jazz.Exe and Stephine. Thank you for your assistance.

Global Network Administration

The client has informed us that their request has been fulfilled successfully. Please accept the initial allotted compensation, as well as an extra gift from the client.

- GNA

[Attached: Support Program Core, 15000z, Contact Data: "Ezarith E."]

Due to high number of replies (mostly spam) and caching efficiency, we've filtered out the most relevant/highest-viewed responses:

Quote (<Username Deleted>)

Yeah, plenty of crazy stuff here in the net, I keep hearing rumors about weird experiments from freakin' everyone! NetMafia, NetPolice... hell, even the smaller groups like the Blessers, FORFEIT, Terror Girls, and even the Neo Shogunate have some real freaks in their ranks. Did you know the NS has a literal GIANT? Not like that Escort lady (she could "escort" me, ifyaknowwhatI'msayin'), I mean a Navi dozens of feet tall.

Quote (XxXV1rus5l@yurrXxX)

Welcome to the Net, newbie. This ain't new.

Quote (NormNavi3352)

Not quite a parasite, but I did see a really strange-looking Metool in ACDC a few weeks ago. Really twitchy, had a glowing red eye, and was.... eating another virus. It fled as soon as I got close, and haven't seen it since.

Quote (TinFoilMan.EXE)

It's the GNA, Man! They're using the Mr. Progs to mentally neuter anyone who doesn't bow down to them! Check out these files and the documentary, also a link to my patronage site: <Malware detected, link removed. -GNA> The truth is out there!!!

Quote (PsycheMan)

To not be as blunt as the others, you have only scratched the surface of how wild and cruel the Net can be. Be lucky you made it out in one piece. While I have your attention, have you seen this SP? <File titled "Nell.SP_screenshot" removed due to file size. -GNA>

Welcome to Internet City, Aisling. We have received a request we believe matches well to your posted skill-set. Please peruse the message, and reply back regarding whether you choose to accept it.

Quote

Well hello~ there Aisling! I'm very pleased to be matched to your request, and do I ever have the perfect job for you!

So there's this party, you see. A real full gala-type ordeal: you've got your full formal requirement, invitation only, dancing and an emulated bar, money flying everywhere, shady security types at every exit...maybe even a couple of would-be cons running in the background! The guys who organised the shindig bought out a whole server bank to host it; it's ever so slightly a big deal. 

So, you have this massive party, right? Now imagine your father hosted it, in your honour. Imagine you're gonna have a whole mansion full of people making moves on you, wanting your time and attention, when you have your own friends you want to spend time with, and, perhaps, business of your own to attend to. You'd probably wish for, say, a convenient body-double that could pose for you for little bits while you slip off to do what you really wanted to do that night. 

You ahead of me yet? Yes, Aisling, I want this double to be you. We'll have a disguise prepared for your arrival, and I'll be in your ear the whole night, feeding you information. We'll swap places a couple of times, you take my place on the dance floor and so on while I slip away to run my errands, and we'll have you out of there in a jiffy. You will, of course, be compensated based on your performance, but I'm sure we can find a figure you're happy with.

Hoping to hear from you soon!
-Mortalea.EXE

-Global Network Administration

The NetPolice has been notified of your acceptance. You will meet their agent and your employer for debriefing at Vaccine Antiviral, a public homepage in Netopia Net. Direct hyperlinks have been provided below.

Thank you both for your service,
Global Network Administrator

<(Mission opening soon in NPC Homepages)>

Greetings, Tutoria and QuestMan, we've received a request we believe suitable for your skill-sets. Please confer on the matter and reply back anon. 

Quote

We have been robbed! Truly, grand theft is the burden of all businessfolk of Netopia Net!

My associates and I run an experimental pharmaceutical company out of our laboratory. We're looking for any helpers willing to assist the NetPolice in the retrieval of some very important data samples, which have been stolen by a notorious thief known as RunningMan. He's as quick as his name might suggest and our on-site law enforcement needs help re-establishing his trail; ideal Navis would be adventurers willing to put up with a very necessary bit of ground-pounding, after which point we can resume the chase to get our samples back to safety! 

Calcinatio.EXE
Vaccine Antiviral

- Global Network Administrator

Please accept the attached reward and correspondence from the client:

Quote ()

"Holy cow, I'll say! I managed to pick at Taylor until I got most of the details from her (of course, I promised her I wouldn't tell anyone else, and I stick to my promises). Based on your hint-hint, I'm guessing that rather than re-evaluating my belief in mystical mumbo jumbo, it's my impression of the bookish types I should consider...

Anyway, obviously, you guys went above and beyond in terms of what I expected, so I hope you can make better use of these chips than BubbleGumGirl. Taylor insisted that I apologize to you guys for what she did and I tell you what she did, but since you already know, I'm gonna skip that. She also insisted I give you one of her chips as payment, which... that's good, because I'm not sure what I had to give you was a fair reward for all the 'work' you guys did.

Guess which one is hers!"

-Nora Letterman

Attached:
MoonRay1
FastEscape
ZapRing1

Understood. We are sorry to hear about your difficulties, but the notification is appreciated. The client has also contacted us about the issue; rest assured, we will see that the client's request is handled, so do not worry that your difficulties will impact others. Best of luck.

-Global Network Administration

After searching through various job offerings, something labeled as urgent just came in that may be fitting for three fine ladies such as yourselves. If it seems like something you would not be interested in, please let us know, and we will keep looking for something else.

Quote ()

I run a popular net restaurant in Netopia Net, and just had the majority of my staff bail on me at the last minute. I'm looking for three to four lovely females to come help with serving and bar tending. The customer base is well over 85% male, so come dressed to impress, and be prepared to work. I can pay you some zenny for a days work while i handle interviews for more permanent employees... but with that being said, we do have a lot of richer individuals that come leave tips of various sizes, even rare battlechips sometimes. Please come quick, I am opening soon and do not want to keep my customers waiting.
-ChefMan8

Very well. The client accepted the response. Please proceed to the attached coordinates, unless you'd like to formally request more information first.

((Topic opening soon in Yumland Net Homepages.))

From your description, you may be well-suited for the attached position. There appear to be some requirements we can't verify the suitability of based on the information you've provided. Please review the attached description. Also, please indicate what you want in terms of a reward. If you accept, we will request coordinates from the client and verify they can provide payment.

Quote ()

I need a detective or a maid who is also a hot babe for my boss's birthday bash! And by hot I mean stacked, and by babe I mean a doll, like a woman, like a stacked babe! No NetPolice or NetMafia apply, unless they want a kick in the teeth! And a boot in the *ss and a knife in the throat! And teeth in the throat and teeth in their guts and p*ss on their graves!

-UnmadeMan

Due to your acceptance, the employer has attached additional information and coordinates:

Quote ()

"Your assistance is appreciated. Just to make sure there's no disagreement later, I can't promise there will be any bonus rewards, but it is quite probable. And, of course, the NetPolice will see to your requested payment on top of that.

I'm asking you to infiltrate a shady operation as contestants on a game show. I have gathered convincing evidence to implicate the Navi running this show, PeekingMan, in the theft of support program design schematics I developed. Needless to say, these schematics are highly classified NetPolice property and also represent a significant investment on our part. We do not believe the Navi to be Mafia affiliated, so the worst-case scenario is averted. Nonetheless, we need those schematics back. Please note that your primary goal is not to apprehend the Navi, but to retrieve the schematics. Nevertheless, we do expect your cooperation in an official debrief at the conclusion of your assignment.

Unfortunately, the information we have to prep you with is very slim. The game show PeekingMan hosts runs on encrypted UnderNet channels, and he appears to have extra firewalls against NetPolice intrusion. Due to this and a lack of available techhead manpower, we have been unable to tie down any particulars: the show's name, history, purpose, and mechanics are all mysteries. What we have been able to confirm is past contestants both prior to and following their participation, but only via message board IDs: as a result, we can confirm this does not appear to be explicitly dangerous to the contestants, but no further leads panned out.

We are seeking non-affiliated help because, due to the NetPolice-specific firewalls in place and his various other security measures, we strongly suspect PeekingMan has targeted defenses towards NetPolice agents and our roster, possibly including covert agents, may be compromised. As a result, only non-affiliated resources can be mobilized. Once you are in, you will need to avoid arousing any suspicion as to your true purpose for appearing on the show, and you should assume that if your status as a NetPolice asset is revealed, you may suffer expulsion or even retribution by the game master. Our previous monitoring of chatter on this topic, limited as it was, did suggest that anyone who appeared as a contestant had either deep UnderNet access or some method of breaking the encryption on the contestant call. You will need to adapt in the field.

While this is a game show, no ordinary game show would be run through these sorts of UnderNet channels. Please use caution as you proceed. You should not assume you will be able to reach me for communication once you are at the coordinates, so please feel free to follow up with any further questions you have if necessary here.

-Mini.EXE

Further questions you post here will be forwarded to the client. If there are none, please proceed to the attached coordinates:

(((Topic to open soon; hyperlink will be attached.)))

((Post edited by Aim to fix a typo at my bro's request))

Kabuki, Frio,

The attached mission appears to fit your parameters. Please reply if you accept or if you wish to request a different mission.

Quote ()

"I'm looking for two NetNavis unaffiliated with the NetPolice to take on an assignment on our behalf. Unfortunately, the details have to remain relatively scarce until you accept. I can't risk information on this operation leaking. Combat experience is not required; acting ability and experience in subterfuge may be useful, but ultimately there are many unknown factors. There is potential, unconfirmed danger associated with this mission: however, should you help accomplish it, the resources of the NetPolice should be sufficient to provide whatever compensation you require. In addition to this, although I cannot confirm it, there will likely be opportunities to earn further rewards in the course of the operation. I believe the potential earnings will offset the required secrecy and associated risk.

We appreciate your assistance in this matter."

-Mini.EXE, Officer of NetPolice Internal Affairs

The client has been notified and has accepted. Please note that while the client has stated they can provide some battle chips, the exact quantity and/or identification have not been provided. If this is a concern, please post again or discuss with the client at the rendezvous.

Attached: Coordinates for Sylvan Station Suites

((Topic for mission at this hyperlink.))

Marian,

Assuming your wife is, in fact, Tajana Vakanovic, author of the Dawnbreaker series, you and your wife may be in a unique position to fulfill the following mission request. Of course, the GNA doesn't impose any particular mission upon applicants: feel free to let us know if you had a different type of work in mind and we'll present alternatives.

Note: if you accept this mission, please additionally request what reward you expect. We'll verify if the client can provide, as the client did not list payment method for the service.

Quote ()

Hey there! I know this is weird, but I want to give my friend a special surprise while we're travelling in Netopia. She's crazy about some series called "Dawnbreaker" by Tajana Vakanovic, my Navi tells me. Don't know anything about her, but that's a pretty cool name, right? I'm willing to pay if someone can get that author to hang out with my friend for a while, talk with her and humor her hobbies... I'll go over it in more detail when you meet with me.

Or, I guess if Tajana herself is reading this, she can just meet with me and I'll pay her for meeting my pal! But there's a little more to it than that. Again, I'll let you know. It's nothing crazy, she's just a weird nerd with some weird nerdy hobbies. Like this book series! You can meet up with me outside our apartments, Sylvan Station Suites.

-Nora Letterman

The client has attached coordinates. As the client indicated the mission to be time sensitive, please rendezvous at the coordinates with appropriate haste.

-Global Network Admin

((Mission topic at this link.))

Phero, Eris, and Boil,

This mission may be a fit for your requirements, assuming from your order of introduction Boil is a non-Navi entity who will not be requesting separate rewards... please advise if the parameters need to be adjusted or if the mission is acceptable.

-Global Network Admin

Quote ()

I need some Navis to help me complete a top secret mission. And it needs to be some pretty lady Navis because reasons. The only requirement is you're not affiliated with World Adjust Corporation or its Net branch. I've got an employee register, too, so don't bother applying if you are. I'll attach some coordinates if you accept. Don't worry about rewards, I can get you basically whatever within reason.

This is time sensitive, so don't keep me waiting.

Also serious on that employee register. Like, even if you're a Navi using a cover name, I'll know, so screw off. Underestimate me at your peril corporate jerkwads!

-Pass.EXE

We have received confirmation of this, and your employer has authorised the release of the full total of funds that were allocated. We are glad to hear that your mission was a success.

-Global Network Administration

ATTCH: 9000z