Passing a bit of time

Split ran into the area shouting at the top of his theoretical lungs
"HEY, you big monolithic, stone.. things... COME AND GET ME'

The net seemed mostly the same as the other locations though, hopefully he could entertain himself while he waited for the mission request to be accepted...
Virus Attack!

CanoGuardA: 60 HP
CanoGuardB: 60 HP
Handy: 80 HP
Cloudy: 80 HP

Terrain: 80% Normal, 20% Cracked (scattered)

Splitman.exe: 120 HP

-BATTLE 1-
-GO!-
"What a small opening group..." Split muttered, looking around the area
"Chad, just give me whatever, I guess the new stuff would be good as practice"
"OK" A voice a resounding but calm responded

A small electronic bomb materialized in his hand, it pulsated with power gently as he hurled it into the group ahead of him, it detonated in a ring of crackling energy encompassing the area. Not waiting for the surge to clear, Split raised his arm to sky and let lose a giant log that rolled towards the group with... terrible speed, really terrible speed.

Splitman didn't wait from to miss, instead he leapt to the other side and slammed into it, hoping to redirect it for another pass at the group. Unexpected his arm transformed into a shield just before making contact.
"The hell do you think you are doing" Chad shouted, for the first time, at Split "That thing could have crushed you"

Splitman just grumbled about how the shield was unnecessary.

Summary:
Magbomb1(30, Stun, Elec, Blast2): CanoGuards+ anyone else who gets near
RingLog1(50, Wood, can hit multiple): Cloudy+Anyone else in way
Advanced mobility, leap past ringlog
Guard1: Redirect ringlog for second pass
The Magbomb flies at the CanoGuards, one of it sees it coming and guards itself, the other is not so fortunate.
Splitman then rolls the log at the Cloudy, only to have it pass under, and bowl over the Handy instead. The navi then goes superspeed, and whacks the ringlog back at the handy and other CanoGuard, deleting them.
The Cloudy calls down some rain, it's apparently acidic as it burns into Splitman's body.

CanoGuardA: DELETED
CanoGuardB: 60 HP (Shield!)
Handy: DELETED
Cloudy: 80 HP (Raining! 1/2)

Terrain: 80% Normal, 20% Cracked (scattered)

Splitman.exe: 80 HP

"Aww, comeon..." Splitman muttered as acid rain fell down from overhead, his arm transformed into a shield for him once more and he began using it like a poor quality umbrella.

Not knowing the element of the cloud he tried the only thing he had left, fire. Split leapt behind the cannon, using it as cover as he aimed and fired twice at his ethereal foe. Two blasts of flame shot out from his arm, encompassing the area in a wide smothering arc. Hopefully It would be enough to at least kill one of them.

Summary:
Guard1: Oh gods the rain- Umbrella
Advanced Mobility: Jump behind CanoGuardB, use as cover
Heatshotx2(40, Spread, Fire): Cloudy
If any hits the CanoGuard on the way there, that wouldn't exactly be accidentally
Having concentrated so much on making it rain and not noticing the Guard Splitman had prepared for it, the Cloudy didn't even notice that it had been completely evaporated by the twin blasts of intense heat.

Splitman then jumps right at the CanoGuard, which in a flash of speed opens it's shield and takes a potshot right at the Navi. Once the Navi gets past the turret, however, it can do little but sit around and await it's own demise.

CanoGuardA: DELETED
CanoGuardB: 60 HP (Shield! SOL!)
Handy: DELETED
Cloudy: EVAPORATED

Terrain: 80% Normal, 20% Cracked (scattered)

Splitman.exe: 60 HP (Behind CanoGuardB)
Splitman cursed slightly to himself, the battle was pathetically easy and he was basically torn apart by it. He gripped his first tightly as blue energy surged over his body, engulfing him and restoring a small portion of the damage done.

He looked over at the cannon, just sitting their waiting to die, and he was more than happy to oblige the request. His arm transformed into a vicious claw as he reached over to prey open the cannons shield, shoving a small tumbling ball into the gap that was created. His mouth twisted into an expression of sadistic glee as the attack shot out at the target.

He looked at his damaged skin, a bitter reminder of his incompetence.

"CHAD" He shouted, "Stop screwing around here, if you do this again I am leaving"

Summary:
Recover- Strengthened Buster shot (60/2): Self
RageClaw- CanoGuardB Pry open shield
Toss in Cactball1 -CanoGuardB:
SOL indeed. That looked hella painful for the CanoGuard.

CanoGuardA: DELETED
CanoGuardB: WTF
Handy: DELETED
Cloudy: EVAPORATED

Splitman.exe: 90 HP

-GAME SET AND MATCH-
Rewards: 450z
Splitman continued wandering about, angry "Damnit all... I am going to tear apart the next thing I see..." He muttered to himself, flexing his damaged arm.
Chad stayed silent, better to be indifferent than in defense.

((btw.. did you forget about my healing or did you just decide it didn't work and never tell me?))
((Fix'd))

<(Phoenix says sorry, as he's still nooby about battlemodding and forgets about important things like healing and stuff.)>
"So Chad, we going to get some more upgrades any time soon or...."
"No, not really"

Splitman grumbled, the next thing he saw... oh, it would regret being seen by him...
Virus Attack!

BigHat: 100 HP
BombBoyA: 80 HP
BombBoyB: 80 HP
MelodyA: 80 HP
MelodyB: 80 HP
N.O.-1: 90 HP

Terrain: 10% Holy, 90% Normal

Splitman.exe: 90 HP

-BATTLE 2, LET'S RUMBLE-
Split notice the group, sitting their, content, wobbling like virii so often did... it was as though there were dancing... Their jiggle mocked him, and he would have none of that.
Somewhere in the middle of this thought he awoke to the sound of rhythmic pounding. He became faintly aware of himself swinging a detached limb, probably at that virus that was in front of him...

Instinctively, his body leapt up into the air as he felt a chip become integrated into his self. He hurled the weapon down at the ground, a bomb it would seem, and watched as the blast flashed over the area beneath him.

As he fell to the ground he focused his eyes on the remaining one in the group and pulled out a shield... he would have preferred a weapon, but it would have to do. Directing his body the best he could, he aimed his fall and prepared for the battle that was to follow.

Summary:
RedOut(40x5+20(Focused Power) ): BigBombA(40x2) BigBombB(40x2) MelodyA(40+20)
Advanced Mobility: Leap Straight up as high as possible
MagBomb(30, Blast2, Stun): Center on MelodyA
Guard1 (60 Reflect): Land on Melody B
Splitman charges into fray, spraying energy bullets everywhere, deleting two. He leaps high into the air and finishes off the Melody with his Magbomb. He then rides the Guard down at the Melody, who bounces to meet him, and both are repelled by the shockwave the shield creates.
The Bighat throws out a light into the Holy region. Hm...

BigHat: 100 HP
BombBoyA: DELETED
BombBoyB: DELETED
MelodyA: DELETED
MelodyB: 65 HP
N.O.-1: 90 HP

Light: 20 HP

Terrain: 10% Holy, 90% Normal

Splitman.exe: 90 HP
"Slot-In: Ringlog+Rageclaw+Cactball1" Chad murmured outloud

Splitman grumbled about the situation before him, he had no idea what the abilities of the creatures before him were, but would have to make due. First things first though...

He leapt to the holy region and prepared to attack the mysterious orb. Chad seemed to want him to use a ringlog, but he knew it to be a waste. As soon as the thing materialized Split immediately grabbed it out of the air and swung the log. His arm had already transformed into a viscous claw and he gripped the wood with unnatural strength. In the same motion he swung the log at the light, aiming to hit it at the so-far inactive foes. Continuing the spin, Chad summoned a cactball for him, causing it to appear just before the massive log-bat. The second shot aimed at the remaining Melody.

Summary:
Ringlog(50, Wood, hits multiple): Summon
RageClaw(40): Grab Ringlog, hit Light at melody
Cactball(20x3): Rage-Log: Hit cactball at N.O.-1 +20 From focused power
Splitman takes out a baseball bat, muscles up with some grizzly steroids, and swings the light at the Melody.
There is a gigantic flash on the virus' side, and all of them are stock still, eyes closed in pain.
Unfortunately for Splitman, the log only lasted for one swing, stupid piece of crap.
So, he throws the CactBall, fastball like, and destroys the N.O.-1.

BigHat: 80 HP (BLIND!) (STUN!)
BombBoyA: DELETED
BombBoyB: DELETED
MelodyA: DELETED
MelodyB: 25 HP (BLIND!) (STUN!)
N.O.-1: DELETED

Terrain: 10% Holy, 90% Normal

Splitman.exe: 90 HP [Rageclaw]
Splitman stood, confused. He didn't quite understand or expect his attack to be effective, he had anticipated a proverbial wall of fire to be awaiting him, but instead found both enemies to be stunned and the third one still scattering itself across the net...

No sense arguing about good fortune. Now calm, Split reattached his arm, jamming it back into its socket. He leapt next to the hat before gently attempting to toss it next to the remaining melody. He took a moment to aim then fired two blasts of flame at the duo, nothing really special but it would do the job.

"So..." Chad mumbled
"Yeah..." Splitman replied
"That was... Easy.."
" I know, I am still expecting something horrible to jump out of the ground"

Cautiously Split looked around the area, scanning it for further dangers.. like over there! That hidd- nope... that was just another panel... Maybe there was some bomb hidden somewhere, but he just wasn't seeing it. Hmm... maybe the enemies weren't even dead, maybe they were just pretending... To be safe he walked over to the flame scorched area he shot and started poking.

Summary:
Advanced Mobility: Jump Behind Bighat
RageClaw+Focused Power(40+20): Throw BigHat next to MelodyB
Heatshot(40+Spread)x2: Bighat and MelodyB
((Bump, and I believe RS is now away, or I misheard him))
((Well, this doesn't appear to be modlocked so his presence or lack of prolly doesn't matter. Also, not that this was really your call, but don't BigHats have sunglasses to avoid blinding themselves with their own attack? Ho hum))

Splitman leaps over beside the Bighat and throws it. In its sad state, it can't really dodge or fight back, so the manuever easily works, causing a decent chunk of damage to the virus. As it lands beside its other incapacitated ally, Splitman uses his next chip and deletes them both with a firey blast of doom. As Splitman investigates the remains, he finds his spoils.

BigHat: DELETED!
BombBoyA: DELETED
BombBoyB: DELETED
MelodyA: DELETED
MelodyB: DELETED!
N.O.-1: DELETED

Terrain: 10% Holy, 90% Normal

Splitman.exe: 90 HP

Rewards: 900z
((It wasn't, but there is a general preference to leave it to the person who started it.))

Split looked at the area around him now devoid of enemies. That went... well...
"Chad, shall we hit another before I am off?" Split asked
"OK" He replied

Kicking abound a piece of debris Split wandered the net for another fight. It was a dull process, but money is money.