Apostle.exe: WAKE UP! TIME TO BUST!

The canoguard simply blocks the attack. The beetanks gets beat around and then is deleted. The other fires a bomb which hits the floor, cracking it.

BeetankA: DELETED
BeetankB: 50 HP
BeetankC: DELETED!
Boomer: DELETED
CanoGuard: 60 HP

Terrain: 45% Metal, 52% Normal 3% cracked

Apostle.exe: 100 HP [Rageclaw]

Jackson smiled as another virus was deleted. Good thing too, he thought inwardly to himself, Apostle hasn't even taken damage, and we might get through this battle without any at all!

Apostle was smirking as his rage claw deleted yet another virus, lunging at the Canoguard swipping once at it, before swiping twice at BeeTankB

Action1: Rage Claw CanoGuard
Action2: Rage Claw (BeeTankB)
Action3: Rage Claw (BeeTankB)
FreeAction: Swordplay

The CanoGuard blocks the attack, AGAIN. Apostle kills the Beetank though. However, the Rageclaw shatters with the final attack on the Beetank.

BeetankA: DELETED
BeetankB: DELETED
BeetankC: DELETED!
Boomer: DELETED
CanoGuard: 60 HP

Terrain: 45% Metal, 52% Normal 3% cracked

Apostle.exe: 100 HP

"Damn Canoguard." Apostle let out a huff, he was getting tired of dealing with the virus. He could of taken it out easily enough now TWICE. Apostle ran towards the Canoguard, lifting up his cannon and firing point blank in it's face. Afterwards, he pulled back his melee custom buster and unleashed two slashes on the canoguard.

The slashes were almost a dance, as he moved brought his sword down upon the canoguard with the first, and then moved to his side with a second slash. His swordplay would hopefully pay off.

Action1: Cannon (CanoGuard)
Action2: Melee Buster (CanoGuard)
Action3: Melee Buster (CanoGuard)
FreeAction: Swordplay

((...))
((OK, SOMEONE HAS BEEN PRACTICING NECROMANCY ON THE INTERNET.))
((I WANT AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT.))

Apostle grunts in annoyance as he blasts the CanoGuard with a taste of its own medicine, kind of. The electric swordsman lets out a war cry, charging at the virus, and slicing twice at its unprotected base.
It does not fall however, and promptly blasts a shot at Apostle, who nimbly dodges out of the way.
He unfortunately, lands on a cracked panel, wuh-oh.

BeetankA: DELETED
BeetankB: DELETED
BeetankC: DELETED!
Boomer: DELETED
CanoGuard: 4 HP

Terrain: 45% Metal, 52% Normal 3% cracked

Apostle.exe: 100 HP ©

"Oh Jesus OH JESUS!" Apostle yelled out, moving jumping forward. "Not good, Not good!" He then proceeded to slash at the Never Dying canoguard.

Action1: Melee Buster (CanoGuard)
Action2: Melee Buster (CanoGuard)
Action3: Melee Buster (CanoGuard)
FreeAction: Swordplay

Apostle's first hit was blocked as he desperately tried ending its life, but the CanoGuard soon opened itself up to attack, and was promptly deleted.

BeetankA: DELETED
BeetankB: DELETED
BeetankC: DELETED!
Boomer: DELETED
CanoGuard: DELETED

Terrain: 45% Metal, 52% Normal 2% cracked 1% Hole

Apostle.exe: 100 HP

-VICTORY-
Get: MarkCannon1

Apostle backed up, relaxin a bit. He walked away from the hole, far enough away that it hopefully wouldn't cause a problem for him. Then he waited for more virii.

Nothing happens, maybe Apostle has to MOVE to find any challengers and maybe figure out which battle he's on.

"Moving on to Battle 3!" Apostle spoke, running off in that direction.

Apostle skips into the distance, undeterred by anyone or anything or... maybe not.
Soon enough the navi runs into viruses! To attack! And uh- fight! Yeah! With weapons, and stuff!

ElecOgreA: 120 HP
ElecOgreB: 120 HP
ElecOgreC: 120 HP

Terrain: 100% Metal

Apostle.exe: 100 HP

-BATTLE 3, GO!-

Apostle smirked and looked at the virii. "Got my Chips read Jackson?"

"Yeah, got you a rageclaw1 right here Apostle." Jackson slotted in the chip as he spoke.

He then charged towards the First ElecOgre and unleashed his attacks on it.

Action1: Heavenly Sig [60 Damage] (ElecOgreA)
Action2: RageClaw1 [40 Damage] (ElecOgreA)
Action3: RageClaw1 [40 Damage] (ElecOgreA)
FreeAction: Swordplay

Apostle grinned, overconfident that he could end this quickly. Starting off with his signature move, he closed in on the virus and....
totally missed, like he had tripped or something.
Frustrated with his blunder, the navi let out some BROOKLYN RAEG and slashed twice at the virus, before bouncing away from an electrical shock that was sent by it.
Unfortunately for Apostle, that didn't save him from ANOTHER attack by a nearby ElecOgre, the shock was astoundingly bad, and the metal terrain did more harm than good.

ElecOgreA: 40 HP
ElecOgreB: 120 HP
ElecOgreC: 120 HP

Terrain: 100% Metal

Apostle.exe: 40 HP [Rageclaw]

"Oh Sweet Jesus That Hurt..." Apostle said in pain, before once once again commencing the running at the enemy strategy. First he would swipe at ElecOgreA, then ElecOgreB, then use some fancy foot work to hopefully save his ass.

Action1: RageClaw1 [40 Damage] (ElecOgreA)
Action2: RageClaw1 [40 Damage] (ElecOgreB)
Action3: Fancy Footwork! (Hopefully Dodge!)
FreeAction: Swordplay

Apostle swipes greedily at the first ElecOgre, deleting it, then takes a stab at the second ElecOgre, who headbutts the navi at the same time, making them both reel back. The final ElecOgre sends some shocking current the priest's way, but he dances out of the way.

ElecOgreA: DELETED
ElecOgreB: 80 HP
ElecOgreC: 120 HP

Terrain: 100% Metal

Apostle.exe: 39 HP [Rageclaw]