Vs. Pervertman

Daisy fell and fell and fell... probably about 50 feet. She landed with a thud, face down, rear in the air. The floor where she fell seemed normal enough except for two things. First, there was a stack of three Rockcubed in the middle of the field. Second, unlike most of the net, this place was not infinite. There were edges to the field, basically making the floor one big, but not too big, square. The navi who had just assaulted her appeared a second later, landing on the top block, crossing his arms and looking down at Daisy. He had given her just enough time to get up, "So, I assume you'd like to get rid of that .GMO or the lack of one, correct? Of course, you might be a bit cold so before discussing this..." He then pulled back out the towel she had lost early and threw it at her. He then continued, "Now then, my netop, Vert, gave me permission to reverse the hack he put on you, but he also told me to make you work for it... So how about we make a wager?" He placed his thumb on his chin and began thinking, "Okay, if you win, of course I fix your programming... if I win... how about the two of us do a scene together? Of course, this can't be an all out battle. If one of us gets ejected, then the other won't get what we want, so it'd have to be a battle to 1 HP. You do have an Undershirt, right? So, what do you think? Sound fair?"

"Ow Ow Ow! Why does my butt keep getting hurt!" Daisy said, keeping herself as close to the position she had landed in, back facing up, while rubbing that region. That was when the strange navi came down and issued his challenge.

With Curseman out of sight, Virgil managed to gain his abilities back faster then he originally was. He isn't to happy about what Vert told his navi to do... and while Daisy was covering herself with the towel as she was getting up off the ground, Virgil just responded with "...Daisy, just kick their stupid bums..." Daisy finished, and didn't look to happy. "That hurt!" She said, shaking her fist. "How would YOU like it if I rammed by fingers up there! And you know what, because of you I left my sword up there. Unless I have it, I won't bother fighting you. So if you apparently want whatever scene of your, you better make sure I have my sword. Because if I have it then I will fight you." She nearly yelled, crossing her arms.

"Wow, she agreed without even-" The sword came flying down and the blade slashed him in the shoulder, leaving his arm hanging on by just a thread, "Ow ow ow! Damn that cat boy! I was going to send him a copy but now that dumb kid can just find his enjoyment on that fake stuff floating around the net, that jerk!" The navi then, with a sigh, activated a subchip and healed the damage, "I can't fight unless this is fair and we both have full health... Speaking of which, here's one for you." The navi tossed a green cube at Daisy, "As soon as you use it, the battle will begin. I'm Pervertman, by the way, and my netop is Vert Odriew, in case you didn't already figure."

Pervertman: 750
RockcubeTop: 200
RockcubeMiddle: 200
RockcubeBottom: 200

Daisy: 110 (has recovery subchip)

Terrein: All normal, though there are edges

Ready to Start?

Daisy catches the subchip that was thrown at her, then told her opponent "You know, just because Curse threw it down here doesn't mean it is his fault you got cut. From what I seen of that thing, it could have very well cut you using some strange power it has. " She then begun heading towards the sword, in order to retrieve it. She kept most of her attention towards her for, even when she grabbed her blade. It was after getting her sword back that she remembered that the battle would theodicy start when she uses the subchip. She made sure that it was visible, and she stared to move towards Pervertman. "You know, you could have skipped this whole fight if you said you would give me the pass in exchange for you apparent scene. In fact, I will give you the chance to avoid this fight right now if you don't attack me after I use this." She told the perverted one right before using the subchip. She waited a bit for Pervert man to give Daisy a response, and then she added one little detail. "If I hadn't already been ordered to kick you ass already."

Right as she was saying this, a storm of blood needles Busted out of Daisy's hand. Needle after needle flew towards... oh wow, they were flying towards Pervertman's groin. I guess Daisy doesn't want that part of him to survive... "Daisy, was all of that really necessary? I was trying to figure out what the hell to yell at you for even thinking of doing anything with him..." Virgil said to Daisy via a private line. All Daisy responded with was "Don't know, felt good, and could I have that buster up thing please? I really, really want to let the sword hurt him more." Virgil sighed, and responded with a simple 'alright' as he reached for that chip. With luck she might not end up the same way as she did in the last battle, but luck is an unsure thing and the way it had been lately their luck has been bad. But hay, it had to change sometime and this might be when.

Virgil has just slotted in the chip, and Daisy slung the sword around. Her opponet's netop effective made her face that thing with only a towel... and now he wants to make her work just for the ability to get her cloths back? And just because it would have been funny? Where does he get the nerve to do something like that? With the might of her annoyance, she started to swing the sword at the Perverted one, with the aim of just causing him pain. Of course, Daisy's shield decides to create itself at this moment, and blood bleed out around her. It shifted around her body, then formed into a slender dress. After her assault she started to move rapidly with the hope that she would avoid any of his retaliations.

((Passive: Shield on self
1 Blood Pummel: 100 aqua+break
2 Busterup: Attack+1
3 Swing Sword thing: 40+10?
4 Swing Sword thing: 40+10?
5 Dodge))

Pervertman jumped from his perch on the top cube behind the entire stack, getting clipped with just the first needle. He seemed safe behind the tower, though Daisy seemed to steadily be slicing through them. The bottom block was really beginning to look weak. As he cowered, a voice came over on a private channel, "The way she's going at it, those cubes won't last long and you'll have to fight for your life... She's a lot faster than you overall so you'll need to hit her hard when you do attack. There's also the issue that she seems to materialize a bit of shielding at a fixed interval, so when you do attack, you'll need to waste a whole move just getting rid of that. It really is a bother."

"Well, about the only thing I can think to do is mess with her movements so that she isn't quite so fluent. I am in this to win, afterall." Pervertman replied. With that, he disappeared and a second later was standing back to back with Daisy. He reached back his arm and gave Daisy a flick to get rid of her dress. Then, he spun around her, reached out both arms and... SQUISH! With that he backed off. Had that been his attack? Was that it? Suddenly, Daisy's balance started to falter and she lurched forward a bit. Her towel also seemed a bit tighter than normal and began to come undone. Pervertman gave the girl a thumbs up and said, "So? How do you like the improvements I've made? You'll be sure to turn lots of heads!"

With said improvements came quite a few drawbacks. First off, Daisy now had a good deal of trouble moving around. Second, her towel was now coming off so she'd have to decide whether to just fight nude or one handed to hold the cloth in place. Third, she might also have some difficulty reaching forward, though it would still be possible with some extra effort. There was also the issue that now she wouldn't be able to see her feet.

Pervertman: 730
RockcubeTop: 200
RockcubeMiddle: 200
RockcubeBottom: 100

Daisy: 160 (movements hindered!)

Terrein: All normal, though there are edges

"Er... how do these things being bigger make more heads turn?" Daisy said quizzically, losing some of her anger. Virgil, in response to the question, actually could only chuckle. Somehow, Virgil was finding this funny, not sure how or why... well, not knowing that people like large sets is odd... but is it laughable? In any case, Virgil quickly fiddles around with the PET, and attempts to get a Screen shot of this event, while Daisy tries to keep the Towel from coming off her body, unlike the last battle. "No, really? Why would they make heads turn?" She asked again, making Virgil go "Maybe you should find out by asking your friends why later. You want to win this right?" Virgil said, with a minor chuckle. Daisy responded with "Well, better get back to beating him up." And that was when her next assault begun.

The blood from the broken dress moved across the ground and back towards Daisy. The red liquid then moved up her legs, shifting and shaping itself to cover her entire lower half in some kind of armor. Her arms bleed as well, doing the same thing for the upper half. After her body was incased in crimson armor, more blood came out of her arms, ad formed a floating shield that orbited her. It seems like her defenses are complete at the moment.

"Virgil, may I have more chips please?" Daisy asked her netop over the private line. He responded with a "Since I douth you can chase him down like that, I'll just give you some range stuff." and slotted in three chips. Daisy felt the Aquaneedle1, Wideshot1, and Bubbler chip being processed, just stood there. There were what appeared to be three small ripples in the armor, and then 3 needles shot out form those same locations right at Pervertman. Another ripple appeared on the armor, and a red guillotine blade shot out from it. The last chip at least seemed a bit normal in terms of firing then the last two. Daisy pointed her free arm at her opponent. And a orb of bubbles formed from the suit's glove. Daisy shot it outward with great force, and maybe this barrage of attacks might work better then the last


((Passive: shield on self
1Grand BloodArmor: Stonebody + regen1
2Rejuvenation: Two sigchills on Blood Pummel + regen1
3AquaNeedle: 3 hits of 20+10 aqua
4Wideshot1: 60 aqua+10 +wide attack
5Bubbler1: 50 aqua + 10 and Spread 1))

The air begins to smell of ash....
The sword's grip rapidly becomes warmer and warmer....
A mist appears around the blade with a sudden hiss....
The smell of flammables....
The muffled sound of flint striking steel....

Daisy now finds herself wielding not a sword, but a torch.


-- Next Turn:
Add Per Swing: 60 Fire + 8 Null + Slashing

-- Trigger Countdown:
4 Turns Remaining....

Pervertman just kind of stared at Daisy as she tried to attack. In this state, it would be pointless. He easily stepped out of the path of the needles. When he saw the Wideshot coming, he did a back bend, but his stomach remained too high in the air for the shot to miss and thus he took damage, "Bah, that was lucky... that'll be the last time she hits me. Look, this next attack is obviously off as well. Even I can tell it'll land right beside me... almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!"

"That thing has splash... idiot." Came the voice of his netop.

"Wait, what?" the Bubbler blast hit the space adjacent to Pervertman and exploded, the water residue nailing him in the side, "Darn it, I need to quit messing around! Fister!" His hand got big and his arm streched out, long enough to slam into Daisy, "Ouch! Since when is the girl the one to get hard?" He retracted the hand and glared at Daisy from behind his mask. That idiot hadn't done crap in the last battle. She couldn't be that all that hard to take down unless... she had luck out the ass. So that's why the catboy had managed to save her twice. Or perhaps it was because the kid was a black cat and had given Pervertman bad luck, "Damn that catboy! I am so not doing him any more favors!"

Pervertman: 600
RockcubeTop: 200
RockcubeMiddle: 200
RockcubeBottom: 100

Daisy: 160 (movements hindered!)

Terrein: All normal, though there are edges

"...You trying to find someone to blame for being the damaged one so far? You have no one other then yourself for that! You have no sense of Justus and that is why you are being beaten so far!" Virgil boasted, not even spotting the change in the sword. Daisy, however, did and she was looking at it quizzically. The armor from the last round remained, possibly to be a shield for the navi. "Virgil... why did the sword morph into..." Daisy asked. "AS you can probably see, we are do- wait, the sword morphed into?" He responded, starting to look at what was in Daisy's hand. "How in the world did it turn into... better yet, why? Did it think you were cold or something?" Virgil questioned, as he started to search for a chip. "Maybe it still does stuff we would not expect? Let's see what it does after using this." Virgil told his navi, slotting in the newest chip in his arsenal. "Make sure to aim." Virgil told his navi via private line, because this chip would do something quite helpful if it hits.

A small bomb like object appeared in Daisy's free hand, and grasped it. ...Throw this and hope it hits? I guess that is what I would have to do. she figured, as she brought it closer to her body. She moved her hand behind her back, in a throwing position. After taking a bit to guess where it might land, the put her arm into motion, and threw it towards Pervertman's feet. After the bomb's explosion, Daisy looked at the torch in hand. She charged towards Pervetman, and was prepared to swing the torch so the flames would hit him clearly in the face, then she started to aim for other body parts. Maybe it would do something more... Or maybe it wouldn't be that great of a weapon anymore... but the real question that needs to be answered is, why did it turn into a torch?

((Passive: shield on self
1Aim Magbomb2
2Aim Magbomb2
3Magbomb2: 60 Elec+ stun1+blast2
4Swing torch: 40 +60 fire +8 + slashing
5Swing torch: 40 +60 fire +8 + slashing))

The flames surrounding the sword intensify.
The hilt begins to glow with the heat...

Inflict Status: Burn(1) @ Daisy

-- Next Turn:
Add Per Swing: 60 Fire + 8 Null + Slashing
Add Effect: Burn(1) on-contact (any)

-- Trigger Countdown:
3 Turns Remaining....

Pervertman takes a step back and avoids the bomb, which creates a series of nasty sparks accross the ground in front of him. He then attempts to avoid the swings of the 'sword' but the flames seem to leap out at him and the first hit delivers a nasty amount of damage. He clenches his teeth beneath the mask and mutters, "Wasn't that a sword earlier? Sheesh, this is just like in that one manga I read a doujin of... something about laundry." Then, tired of being beat around, Pervertman warps behind Daisy, brings his fingers together and yells "Kancho!"

"Idiot! The barrier! Cannon slot in!" a Canodumb appears a few feet away and shoots Daisy to get rid of her barrier. Pervertman then completes his attack, the same one that sent Daisy down here in the first place. She goes flying into the middle block, making the cube shutter a bit. She then falls down to the floor again, the impact causing a bit of damage.

Pervertman: 492
RockcubeTop: 200
RockcubeMiddle: 180
RockcubeBottom: 100

Daisy: 130 (movements hindered!)

Terrein: All normal, though there are edges

"Ow~ Why do things keep hurting my butt? Is hurt just naturally attracted to it or something? Ow~ my head hurts as well." She said, keeping a tight grip on the sword as she gets herself off the ground. Using her free hand she rubbed the part of her head that rammed into the rockcube. "Why does poking me there make me go flying like that?"

"Who knows, probably not, and I don't want to know why." Virgil told his navi, looking at his chips. Keep up our current assault and we will most likely win... there was a reason I told him to classify me under overconfident idiot. If only there was a way to power up most of these chips, then we can slowly do more damage... wait, power up these... Of course, use that cross of hers! But... I can't remember how to get it to activate... Virgil planned. "Daisy, I have an idea but I'm going to need time to figure out how to execute it. So no chips this turn, but hay, at least the sword is helping your attacks lots now." Virgil said to Daisy, as he now attempts to remember how to get a navi to activate a cross that she has. Daisy responed with a simple 'alright'.

The leftover blood from the last shield's breaking flowed across the ground towards Daisy. Most of it went back into Daisy's body, while some of it remained outside of her body and headed towards her upper chest region. It wrapped itself round Daisy, forming some kind of armor and helping to keep the towel from somehow coming off. Daisy looked at Pervertman, and the assault was renewed. She charged at him, swinging the sword torch thing after getting into range. She swung it as best she could, which was lest then optimal thanks to a certent something getting in the way... But other then that her swings flowed trough the air like a river flows trough the land. Her strikes were beautifully executed... except for the last one. "Take this!" Daisy shouted, as she brought her flaming weapon back, and imminently trusted it right towards... Pervertman's... private... area... but for what reason would she do that? Maybe in the off chance that she somehow loses, she is making sure to burn off that part so he won't be able to do his little scene... but odds are she has no idea what the scene will be, and probably is just angry and is using her knowledge of males to figure out that is the male's weakpoint, and is striking it for massive damage as if her foe was some kind of enemy crab.

After her strikes, her body started to repair itself from the damage it had taken over the course of the battle. Looks like there is another advantage she has over Pervertman, the ability to heal herself, and it might be a bit hard for Pervert to get rid of this one.

((passive: Shield on self
1 swing sword: 40 + what the last ??? post said would happen this turn
2 swing sword: 40 + what the last ??? post said would happen this turn
3 swing sword: 40 + what the last ??? post said would happen this turn
4 trust sword at private area: 40 + what the last ??? post said would happen this turn
5 Convert Blood pummel to heal: heal 50))

The fire's intensity climbs.
Daisy's hand is badly burned, and even being near the sword is becoming hard to tolerate.
The edge of the towel starts to char.
The blood armor begins to dry out.

Inflict Status: Burn(2) @ Daisy

-- Next Turn:
Add Per Swing: 60 Fire + 8 Null + Slashing

-- Trigger Countdown:
2 Turns Remaining....

Pervertman dodges the first strike, but the second scorches him. Her next hit is off, due to balance issues and, before she can try castrating him, Pervertman warps a few yards behind her, "Well, seems I'm out of tricks at the moment... Vert?"

"Fine, here are two ranged attacks. Just make sure you aim them." the netop says, two clicks being heard in the background.

Pervertman's arms transformed, one into a Cannon and the other into an Airshot. He paused before firing, "Let's see... the first attack will just get through her defenses... the second one will deal more damage. Cannon will do more but the other might buy some time and give me a nice show. Well then..." The cannon blasts away Daisy's barrier and the following blast of air did a bit of damage and blew her towel a little distance away. She'd have to decide whether to go after it or leave it. Also to Daisy's chagrin, she had been taking damage throughout the round. Of course, there was some good news. First, her healed managed to gain her back a good deal of HP. Second, her swelling went down, putting her back in fighting condition... though some might consider it a loss.

Pervertman: 374
RockcubeTop: 200
RockcubeMiddle: 180
RockcubeBottom: 100

Daisy: 135 (towel lost, takes one action to retrieve, optional)

Terrein: All normal, though there are edges

Well, at least one of Daisy's strikes had managed to hit... and her swelling went down. But there were worse things then that... Daisy was now quickly throwing the sword from hand to hand, saying "Hot hot hot!" over and over. After a while, she attempts to place the sword on the ground and steps back from it. "Ok, Ok, you're angry. But is that any reason to try and burn me like that? If you are mad about being left up there, sorry! If it wasn't for him over there I wouldn't have left you up there! So burn him! Not me! Am I going to have to hit you with water to get you to cool off?" She told the weapon, as she starts rubbing her arms. "Ow, Virgil? Can I have some chips please? I don't think the sword wants to be used at the moment... ow, they still hurt." She asked her netop, as the dried up blood attempted to surround her body, along with some fresh blood from the legs, and it reformed into armor.

"Why do you think... let me guess, it was burning things... I'll send you some range chips, since I can't figure out how to do what I want to do." Virgil told his navi, slotting in a set of chips.

Daisy raised her arms towards Pervertman, and gun barrels appeared in the blood. Both arms had one, and hey both fired a single shot of some kind of bullet made of crimson liquid. The next thing that happened was the insides of the barrels began to glow red. In a matter of seconds, twin blasts of energy fired out at Pervertman's groin. Apparently Daisy really wants to blast that part of his body. Well, the last chip that was sent was a Bighammer1... and instead of using it to crush Pervertman's puny body, Daisy converted it into a heal. Apparently she thought it was more important to heal the damage form the burns instead of beating the crap out of The One Perverted... Well, at least in this case that would be a good plan. Maybe she could end the battle soon... before the burns finish her off.


((Passive: shield on self
1Grand Blood Armor: Stonebody + regen
2Markcannon1: 70+lock on
3Markcannon1: 70+lock on
4Tankcannon1: 80
5convert Bighammer1 to heal: heal 80))

The sword continues to burn brightly.
The ground beneath turns red and begins to char.

-- Next Turn:
Add Per Swing: 60 Fire + 8 Null + Slashing
Add Status: Burn(3) on contact
Add Status: Burn(1) to immediate surroundings

-- Trigger Countdown:
1 Turn Remaining....

Pervertman was a bit surprised by her actions. Was she trying to distract him? Admittedly, it was working though with his face covered, she'd never know. Daisy then begins attacking, healing but taking damage at the same time. Both markcannons hit no problem. He manages to dodge around the Tankcannon, however and he then smacks Daisy on the bottom to drop her shield. He then fires at cannon blast at her, dealing a single point of damage, "Damn... she's gone into that form again... I could probably request a breaking chip, but by the time its sent, that effect will be gone. Crap." He then warps behind the cube tower. Meanwhile, Daisy uses a big chip to heal, though the burn manages to strike her one more time before the round ends.

Pervertman: 234
RockcubeTop: 200
RockcubeMiddle: 180
RockcubeBottom: 100

Daisy: 150 (towel lost, takes one action to retrieve, optional)

Terrein: All normal, though there are edges

The armor that Daisy had created remained, but it slowly changed form. It slowly shifts itself into a shape that is more suited for mobility then the defense it originally was for. Any bulky areas of it became more slender, the armor for the arms and legs vanished, leaving only the chest and waist area protected. It seems that Pervertman retreated to behind the tower of rockcubes, unable to do any real damage to our Blood wielding heroine. But while most of the time your foe having cover tends to be a bad thing... what went trough Virgil's mind in this situation was the words 'Checkmate.' Virgil, without any warning, grabbed an airshot1 and Rageclaw chip, and slotted them in. He only says the words "Rockcubes, now!" to Daisy over the private line... hoping that she could quickly grasp his plan before the pervert moves from his spot.

Daisy was puzzled by what Virgil had meant by "Rockcubes, now!" But after remembering what she did with rubble in the war in Electown, which ended not to long ago, and the one plan using the airshot and rockcubes in Sharo... she quickly figured out what needed to be done. Her left arm went back to her side, and she aimed her right hand at the bottom rockcube. A massive gust of wind came from Daisy's hand, and rammed right into the bottom of the rockcube tower. The force was great enough to cause the cube to fly out of its place... And that was when the tower fell down and went boom.

Daisy activated her rageclaw, her hands now being covered in blood. The blood shaped itself into a pair gauntlet, and Daisy looks at one of the cubes that had once been stacked on each other. She grabs a cube with her hands, and lifts it over her head. Daisy then throws it at her foe with as much force as she can muster. As this large object flows though the air, Daisy quickly moves to the last of the rockcubes. She grabbed it as well, and sent it flying though the air. It seems as tough the battle is reaching, or has reached, the end of the battle, and so Daisy heads over to where the towel is, and picks it up. "...The end charred." She muttered, as she looks the towel over. She turns to her flaming sword, and just stares at it. "... I said I was sorry... So... I guess I better wait until you cool down before I try to pick you up then I guess..."

((Passive: shield on self
1 Airshot1 Rockcubebottem at Pervertman: 200+break+impact
2 Dodge Rockcubes that might want to get ontop of Daisy :'D
3 Rageclaw throw Rockcubemiddle at Pervertman: 200+break+impact
4 Rageclaw throw Rockcubtop at Pervertman: 200+break+impact
5 Grab towel

The ground around the sword bursts into flame from the intense heat. The flames intensity warps the air, producing a mirage effect, not unlike what one would find in the deserts. The vague silhouette of someone standing beyond the flames was an obvious illusion. No-one else knew of this place but Curseman, and he wasn't crazy enough to stand that close to a raging fire.... Was he...? Nah, it had to be a trick of the light.

.....But tricks of the light didn't step out of the fire, they generally stayed safely on the other side of it. That meant that the lady Navi clad in smoke-gray colored medieval field plate and black-steel ankle-length chain skirt walking slowly, deliberately, from the depths of the inferno, her onyx boots clicking with every step she took.... wasn't a trick of the light. The newcomer wore a hawk-billed smoke-colored full helmet, metal visor partially down, casting a deep shadow over her eyes, and leaving only the the lower half of her face visible. Above her plate-encased chest was the familiar shape of a Navi Emblem's coin. It was unfortunately similarly covered in plate, and revealed nothing.

The Navi said nothing, as she brought the sword before her, angled downwards in her two-handed grasp, tip mere inches from the ground, blade flat.... Then, with a curious twist of her wrists, each in the opposite direction, the two edges of the sword stood out from the central shaft, and glowed a soft white. She then swung the blade sideways and upwards, in the direction of the tower of rock-cubes, causing the air to distort violently as an invisible wave of force crashed outwards in the arc of her slash. She brought the blade up, above, and over her head; then down again as she assumed a fighting stance, with the blade angling from her left hip to a bit past her right shoulder, still firmly grasped in a 2-handed grip.

She spoke in a low, somehow hollow, tone: "I challenge thine right...."



Unknown Navi: ---- HP (<-No HP reading.) {Equip: Ancient Sword}

-- Trigger Countdown:
Time's up....

A rockcube slammed into Pervertman. The other two fell down, staying stacked. Daisy tried to move the bottom one, but to no avail. Pervertman's netop sprung into action, slamming in a Recovery100. It wasn't quite time to end this. He then sent an airshot, which Pervertman used to fire the cube Daisy was trying to throw back into her, though it only broke her shield. Then, getting a Hicannon, Pervertman warped on top of the last rockcube, pointing the gun down at Daisy, "Sorry, but this is going to hurt..." However, before he could fire, another fighter appeared. Keeping the gun trained on Daisy's head, Pervertman questioned the newcomer, "Who are you? Not that I mind having another woman around, this is supposed to kind of be a one on one fight. How did you even get down here? The enterance should have sealed behind us."

Pervertman: 134 (Hicannon equipped, will probably attack first person to act hostile)
Rockcube: 200

Daisy: 150 (towel lost, takes one action to retrieve, optional)

UnknownNavi: WTF HP

Terrein: All normal, though there are edges