The Shrubby goes flying--landing inches away from the Spikey, which fires a blast of red-hot flame in retaliation, burning the corpse to ashes.
SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: 70
ShrubbyA: DELETED!
ShrubbyB: !DELETED!
BunnyA: !DELETED!
BunnyB: !DELETED!
PassionMan: 80
First Time
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"Heh... it's not phased. It's to be expected," PassionMan continued in the suave new voice he'd adopted. "Emma, all you can do for me now is cheer. But your voice is something I need right now; your support will allow me to overcome this opponent. I can't promise immediate results... but we'll win, even if it takes a lifetime."
Emma choked up, nodding. This was exactly the way she'd always wanted to know Passionman. She resented that he'd have to fight alone, but she choked out a "Good luck," all the same.
Heh, PassionMan chuckled aside. "I'll have to remember this. The ladies seem to fall for it hook, line and sinker. But Emma... she really seems to... no," he laughed, shaking his head. "Heh, she helps me out and I'll help her out. That's how it works. And just this once... maybe I can pull through a win 'just for her'."
PassionMan plugged his arms into his head again, discarding the Rageclaw, and stared down the virus ahead. He had to admit he felt dirty for overhyping it: there was almost no way he could lose now. But he had to pull through a special victory for Emma to repay her outpourings of love that he couldn't find in his own heart. "That's not love..." PassionMan told himself, "That's just old chivalry. I'm a gentleman, what can I say."
"Hey, hot stuff!" PassionMan said, leaving the subtle and venturing into the cheesy as the battle became serious and he addressed his angry looking opponent. "You're a misunderstood creature, aren't you? Fire one right at me, hotshot: I can't wait to feel your heat coursing through my body," he said. He didn't expect the virus to listen to his words; in a second, he'd have to try a much more daring maneuver to get its attention. He was forced to imply all gestures through his voice, as his arms were currently occupied. They were not idle hands, however: his arms not only glowed with the rainbow energy that shielded him from enemy attacks, but also with a new white energy.
"Brace yourself, PassionMan," the Navi said to himself. "This is where the fight really starts to heat up. After this, we're probably going to be exchanging blows: I have to prepare myself."
Shield
Charge
Charge
Emma choked up, nodding. This was exactly the way she'd always wanted to know Passionman. She resented that he'd have to fight alone, but she choked out a "Good luck," all the same.
Heh, PassionMan chuckled aside. "I'll have to remember this. The ladies seem to fall for it hook, line and sinker. But Emma... she really seems to... no," he laughed, shaking his head. "Heh, she helps me out and I'll help her out. That's how it works. And just this once... maybe I can pull through a win 'just for her'."
PassionMan plugged his arms into his head again, discarding the Rageclaw, and stared down the virus ahead. He had to admit he felt dirty for overhyping it: there was almost no way he could lose now. But he had to pull through a special victory for Emma to repay her outpourings of love that he couldn't find in his own heart. "That's not love..." PassionMan told himself, "That's just old chivalry. I'm a gentleman, what can I say."
"Hey, hot stuff!" PassionMan said, leaving the subtle and venturing into the cheesy as the battle became serious and he addressed his angry looking opponent. "You're a misunderstood creature, aren't you? Fire one right at me, hotshot: I can't wait to feel your heat coursing through my body," he said. He didn't expect the virus to listen to his words; in a second, he'd have to try a much more daring maneuver to get its attention. He was forced to imply all gestures through his voice, as his arms were currently occupied. They were not idle hands, however: his arms not only glowed with the rainbow energy that shielded him from enemy attacks, but also with a new white energy.
"Brace yourself, PassionMan," the Navi said to himself. "This is where the fight really starts to heat up. After this, we're probably going to be exchanging blows: I have to prepare myself."
Shield
Charge
Charge
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The virus seems to understand quite well and Passionman's words cause it to barf up a mighty fireball.... must've had something spicey for lunch. However, the attack does little more than break Passionman's sheild, leaving him exposed but unharmed.
SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: 70
ShrubbyA: DELETED!
ShrubbyB: !DELETED!
BunnyA: !DELETED!
BunnyB: !DELETED!
PassionMan: 80
SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: 70
ShrubbyA: DELETED!
ShrubbyB: !DELETED!
BunnyA: !DELETED!
BunnyB: !DELETED!
PassionMan: 80
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"All right!" PassionMan shouted to the virus. "Are you ready for this? Behold, as I display my true love for you. Prepare to see the glory of a three-part passion burst! Remember that everything I do both now and forevermore is dedicated to you. The first sparks of romance appear now!" he cried dramatically, the white light that had formed around his body forming trails around him as his arms released themselves from his helmet, flailing madly and scattering a pale glitter around him. "My energy is recharged... I will now show you the true power of my love for you!" His arms finally calming down and simly locking stiff behind him, he hunched to become streamlined and began a headon rush toward the virus.
"I've seen Pashy do some pretty crazy stuff before," Emma noted, staring at her screen. She had just returned after fixing herself a sandwhich as a snack, and talked over a glass of milk. "He's never done anything like this, though. Do you think he's doing it just to impress me?" she mused, putting a hand on her chin thoughtfully.
Meanwhile, PassionMan felt he was beginning to close in on the virus, and he knew it was time to start laying it on thick. He extended his arms out, the wires stretching as they rushed forward to meet with the enemy. "Ah, even with just my hands here, I'm getting so hot... the heat you give off is so exciting!" PassionMan cried with a syrupy tone. "Is it just the thought of you, my hand on that rough skin, the texture, the friction? Or could it be that we were meant to be?!" he said, quickly breaking from rubbing the virus's chin as he'd been trying to to slapping it playfully on the cheek, right beneath the eye.
This... this is suicide... why couldn't I get an operator who'd come up with strategies for me? the Navi said to himself, now eye to eye with the Spiky. If this went wrong, he could be eating a face-full of flaming breath.
Charge shot [Heal self for 36]
Sweet Nothings [40, stun]
Tickler hit [7]
"I've seen Pashy do some pretty crazy stuff before," Emma noted, staring at her screen. She had just returned after fixing herself a sandwhich as a snack, and talked over a glass of milk. "He's never done anything like this, though. Do you think he's doing it just to impress me?" she mused, putting a hand on her chin thoughtfully.
Meanwhile, PassionMan felt he was beginning to close in on the virus, and he knew it was time to start laying it on thick. He extended his arms out, the wires stretching as they rushed forward to meet with the enemy. "Ah, even with just my hands here, I'm getting so hot... the heat you give off is so exciting!" PassionMan cried with a syrupy tone. "Is it just the thought of you, my hand on that rough skin, the texture, the friction? Or could it be that we were meant to be?!" he said, quickly breaking from rubbing the virus's chin as he'd been trying to to slapping it playfully on the cheek, right beneath the eye.
This... this is suicide... why couldn't I get an operator who'd come up with strategies for me? the Navi said to himself, now eye to eye with the Spiky. If this went wrong, he could be eating a face-full of flaming breath.
Charge shot [Heal self for 36]
Sweet Nothings [40, stun]
Tickler hit [7]
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But it doesn't go wrong as Passionman is brought back up to full health and stops the Spikey before it can attack.
SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: 23
ShrubbyA: DELETED!
ShrubbyB: !DELETED!
BunnyA: !DELETED!
BunnyB: !DELETED!
PassionMan: 100
SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: 23
ShrubbyA: DELETED!
ShrubbyB: !DELETED!
BunnyA: !DELETED!
BunnyB: !DELETED!
PassionMan: 100
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"Hehehe... She's ticklish? Do you see, Emmy?" PassionMan said, playfully lashing out and dealing another lash to his snarling foe. "What a featherweight... I bet it's that kind of thing that turns you on, huh baby?" PassionMan said. His wire-like arms continued to sweep across the virus's body, cutting it with each pass before curving and diving into another. PassionMan grinned wide at the presumed success of his strategy.
"Pashy, don't you think you're overdoing it a little bit?" Emma said, raising an eyebrow. "I'm beginning to think you enjoy this a little too much."
"What can I say? It's so much fun... hehe... I bet you've never had a guy tickle you like this before, have you Emma?" PassionMan asked jokingly.
"W-what?" Emma gasped in reply. "Of course not! I'm a fourteen-year old girl... I'm not into the same perverted pleasures you are."
"Perverted? I'm not hurting her... and she's enjoying it! Can't you hear her laughing?" PassionMan retorted, continuing with his whipping frenzy. "I bet you wish you could feel it too..."
Emma blushed, turning from her screen. "Do what you want! I'm taking you out of the Net as punishment after this battle."
"Ah, come on!" PassionMan whined. "I'm getting presents for you..." Seeing that his operator didn't seem to be changing her mind, he pouted and turned back to the virus. "Well, then, I guess that means I'll just have to enjoy this as much as possible," the Navi cooed, tickling with even greater fervor.
"PassionMan, 'Tickler' is only the name!!" Emma yelled. "You can be so dense some times..."
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
"Pashy, don't you think you're overdoing it a little bit?" Emma said, raising an eyebrow. "I'm beginning to think you enjoy this a little too much."
"What can I say? It's so much fun... hehe... I bet you've never had a guy tickle you like this before, have you Emma?" PassionMan asked jokingly.
"W-what?" Emma gasped in reply. "Of course not! I'm a fourteen-year old girl... I'm not into the same perverted pleasures you are."
"Perverted? I'm not hurting her... and she's enjoying it! Can't you hear her laughing?" PassionMan retorted, continuing with his whipping frenzy. "I bet you wish you could feel it too..."
Emma blushed, turning from her screen. "Do what you want! I'm taking you out of the Net as punishment after this battle."
"Ah, come on!" PassionMan whined. "I'm getting presents for you..." Seeing that his operator didn't seem to be changing her mind, he pouted and turned back to the virus. "Well, then, I guess that means I'll just have to enjoy this as much as possible," the Navi cooed, tickling with even greater fervor.
"PassionMan, 'Tickler' is only the name!!" Emma yelled. "You can be so dense some times..."
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
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((Shouldn't each attack do 9? Well, going with your calculations this turn.))
Passionman continues with his sexual harassment until he gets a fireball in the kisser. No means no!
SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: 2
ShrubbyA: DELETED!
ShrubbyB: !DELETED!
BunnyA: !DELETED!
BunnyB: !DELETED!
PassionMan: 70
Passionman continues with his sexual harassment until he gets a fireball in the kisser. No means no!
SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: 2
ShrubbyA: DELETED!
ShrubbyB: !DELETED!
BunnyA: !DELETED!
BunnyB: !DELETED!
PassionMan: 70
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((2x1)+5. I have no Rapid Up program installed.))
"Emma," PassionMan said, wiping the soot off of his visor that had been left behind by the charring blast and letting out a hacking cough. "I'm going to finish this now. You should watch and take notes: observing these kinds of things will take you one step closer to becoming a mature woman."
"W-what's that?" Emma responded. "Are you saying I'm immature right now? I'll have you know that I-"
PassionMan decided to call TMI on his operator's next words and just to focus on finishing the battle. He didn't bother going on the defensive. If he simply landed one attack now, it would be over; despite how eager he'd been to get out, he was somewhat ready for a break. "Now, then, darling... let's bring this battle to its climax, and finish at a resolution. That's the way great drama works." With that, the Navi slapped both arms across the virus, drawing them up and turning around as he finished, not bothering to see the results. He retracted them swiftly to cut an "X" across the virus with the friction burn.
"And that, Emma, is how we do it on the first date!" PassionMan said with a grin. Turning back to see if the enemy was still alive, he added, "Battles can only get more exciting from here."
"I'm looking forward to it, of course," Emma replied.
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
Dodge
"Emma," PassionMan said, wiping the soot off of his visor that had been left behind by the charring blast and letting out a hacking cough. "I'm going to finish this now. You should watch and take notes: observing these kinds of things will take you one step closer to becoming a mature woman."
"W-what's that?" Emma responded. "Are you saying I'm immature right now? I'll have you know that I-"
PassionMan decided to call TMI on his operator's next words and just to focus on finishing the battle. He didn't bother going on the defensive. If he simply landed one attack now, it would be over; despite how eager he'd been to get out, he was somewhat ready for a break. "Now, then, darling... let's bring this battle to its climax, and finish at a resolution. That's the way great drama works." With that, the Navi slapped both arms across the virus, drawing them up and turning around as he finished, not bothering to see the results. He retracted them swiftly to cut an "X" across the virus with the friction burn.
"And that, Emma, is how we do it on the first date!" PassionMan said with a grin. Turning back to see if the enemy was still alive, he added, "Battles can only get more exciting from here."
"I'm looking forward to it, of course," Emma replied.
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
Tickler hit to SpikyB [7]
Dodge
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The virus is literally tickled to death X3
SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: DELETED
ShrubbyA: DELETED!
ShrubbyB: !DELETED!
BunnyA: !DELETED!
BunnyB: !DELETED!
PassionMan: 70
VICTORY!
Rewards: 400z, heatshot
SpikeyA: DELETED!
SpikeyB: DELETED
ShrubbyA: DELETED!
ShrubbyB: !DELETED!
BunnyA: !DELETED!
BunnyB: !DELETED!
PassionMan: 70
VICTORY!
Rewards: 400z, heatshot
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"That's enough for you now, Pashy! Jack out!" Emma commanded, initiating the execution. "I've got a few words for you when you get back to your PET."
"W-what? Hey, don't tell me you were serious about-" the Navi began in protest, before being shifted into pink light and zipped off of the Net against his will.
"W-what? Hey, don't tell me you were serious about-" the Navi began in protest, before being shifted into pink light and zipped off of the Net against his will.