It's Summertime and the Livin' is Easy

A man is asleep at the beach. He rests against a cooler, his jacket bunched up against the nape of his neck as a sort of a crappy pillow. The cooler has a bumpersticker slapped sloppily onto the side. It reads "I'M NON-ALCOHOLIC, AND SO IS YOUR MOTHER". The man's arms are crossed on top of his chest, and his PET is in his right hand. The PET is black with a flame pattern on the lower half.
The man eventually blinks groggily then pockets the PET, gets up, picks up the cooler, and heads for the Metroline.