Scrabble?

I have a sudden urge to yank this tool outta my face and go for a nice, peaceful Sail.
Just as soon as I make bail.
And can leave the county jail.
Which is full of AIDS and fail.
Metal Gear Solid 4 should arrive in my mail today. =D
Don't pull that tail!
It's too tall anyway.
You'll Fall if you look down.
Hold on, I've got another call...
Please remain calm.
I cant, I lost my palm