A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.

Asinine, Cluttery Rube, Oblivious to Naivete and Yammering Masochism

... Yeah. You make sentences out of acronyms. Post a word, and the next person makes one out of it.

Anyway, 'of', 'to', 'for', '-like', 'the', 'a' and 'and' may or may not be part of the acronym. Your choice.

I'LL START.

M.E.G.A.M.A.N
My Ears' Got A Massive Aneurysm, Noob.

P.E.D.O.B.E.A.R.