3 Word Story

Hey, did someone already do the 3 word story recently?
I'll take that as a no...you post 3 words of a story. No posting like:
MemberA
MemberB
MemberA
MemberB
You would have to do:
MemberA
MemberB
MemberC
MemberA
and so on...I'll start...
There once was
a kingdom known
for having beautiful
clocks, watches and
waits, marking its
walls, buildings, and
tiny Spanish poodles
that are zombie.
watching adult materials
Zombies are useful
because they never
watch creepy TV.
Meanwhile, Shuryou was
reading some hentai
when suddenly a
blazing ball of
ninjas came flying
THRU THA STRATISFEAR!
And then totally