Cyon's Humble Begginings

MOD... something.

Seedbat: DELETED
SpikeyA: 14 HP
SpikeyB: 50 HP
Bunny: DELETED

Cyon: 30 HP <WARNING! HP LOW!>
I used Rageclaw on Spikey A, but considering no attacks hit me it doesn't make a difference.

Cyon looks over his opponents. Then he looks up at Sharmandra. "Ever hear of a signature attack?" Sharmandra shakes his head, then remembers Cyon can't see him. Gotta fix that soon. Cyon smiles, "You will soon." He dashes at the weaker Spikey, piercing its side with the RageClaw. He then looks up at the screen. "Think of a catchphrase." Sharmandra smiles, "Is this attack a whip?" Cyon nods. "Cat-O-Nine Tails!" Cyon agrees, "But let's shorten it." He faces the enemy, and nods his head down. He glows green, and a flash of light engulfs the area. When the light dissapates, Cyon is standing with nine glowing green energy whips floating above him. He smiles at the enemy, then lashes his hand forward, with the whips following. The nine explode on contact, detaching from Cyon's arm. He then begins bouncing, ready to move if the enmy survived the attack.

Summary:
RageClaw on SpikeyA (40 dmg)
SigAttack on SpikeyB (70 dmg)
Predodge
ALLDUN! DELETIONIZED!

Seedbat: DELETED
SpikeyA: DELETED
SpikeyB: DELETED
Bunny: DELETED

Cyon: 30 HP <WARNING! HP LOW!>

-Victory!-
Prizes: 100z, Heatshot
Cyon grabs the zenny, then looks at the glowing cube in front of him. He touches it, and something in Sharmandra's PET goes crazy. After a moment, a new chip appears. Sharmandra cheers, "A HeatShot! Awesome! With an extra chip, maybe we SHOULD try another battle. I can always pull an EJO." Cyon ponders this. "Know what? Yeah, I'm up for one more round."

OOC: SInce I got this while jacked in, I can use this in my next battle, right?
((Yes you can. Now, are you sure you wish to continue fighting?))
OOC: Yeah, I was gonna quit, but the extra chip changed my mind. If I'm overwhelmed, I can attempt to escape. Famous last words.
As Cyon continues, a text box suddenly pops up in front of his face, a klaxon alarm sounding.
WARNING! WARNING! HIGH LEVEL VIRUS DETECTED! EXCERCISE EXTREME CAUTION!
Suddenly, a pounding is heard, rythmic. As if stones were falling from the sky, one after the other. Turning around, Cyon sees Canodumb bases falling from the sky, forming two rows of eight. Then, once all of them had fallen, green data began coalescing on top of the bases, forming a giant wall with eight canodumb barrels on it. Four of them appear to be damaged, sparks flying from them, but the others appear to be in fighting condition. Without warning, two of them loose shots, barely missing the navi.

Canodumb wall: 160 HP

Cyon: 30 HP <WARNING! HP LOW!>
Sharmandra stared vacantly. "WHY ARE WE FIGHTING SUPER VIRUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????" Cyon shakes his head, "I don't know! It's not like some guy is sitting out there, determining who we fight and whether or not we can kill them!" Cyon glances up to Sharmandra, "Think hitting them with Shotgun counts for multihits on them?" Sharmandra shakes his head, "We shouldn't risk it. I'm jacking you out right now." Cyon nods. "Next time, we'll kill this virus."

Summary:
(Attempt to) Jack Out.

OOC: For something like that, would a spread weapondo multiple hits?
(NAh. And FYI, Battles that are multiples of 5 are minibosses)

ESCAPE'D.
OOC: I knew the five battle rule, but I like my guys 'breaking' the fourth wall.