AIM Excerpts

I'll paste some AIM stuff in here.
Good stuff DOES happen sometimes.

HikoKun337 (3:19:35 PM): YER'VE JUST SENT ME OVER 9,000 APP REQUESTS
HikoKun337 (3:19:43 PM): NOW STOP WITH THE HYPOCRISY WOMAN
*: i cant stand you like this
HikoKun337 (3:19:53 PM): KAY
HikoKun337 (3:20:09 PM): HAW HAW HAW
*: and 9000?
get real
HikoKun337 (3:22:10 PM): c:
*: wat are u talking about?
*: please i rly dont want to talk to u
HikoKun337 (3:22:40 PM): KAYYYY
*: u always get mad at me and act retarted
*: save it for someone whos willing to take it
HikoKun337 (3:22:58 PM): IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND
HikoKun337 (3:23:01 PM): NINE
HikoKun337 (3:23:03 PM): THOU
HikoKun337 (3:23:04 PM): SAAAAAAAAND
*: then somebody messed with my facebook
*: cuz 9000 is extreme
HikoKun337 (3:23:57 PM): IT'S
HikoKun337 (3:23:58 PM): OVER
HikoKun337 (3:23:59 PM): NINE
HikoKun337 (3:24:02 PM): THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
*: ive only been on for like 10 minutes and i onli added like 5 applications
HikoKun337 (3:24:21 PM): NINE THOUSAND?
HikoKun337 (3:24:23 PM): WHAT?
*: ur telling me u have 9000 fucking messages right now from me
*: ???

HA HA HA. I AM INDEED AN ASS. Memes are awesome.
Can anyone decode this away message?

'downloading songgggsssss cells hot if you are'

O_O

And then there's my friend, and his all-purpose away message. He's never changed it.
'fuck off!!! im away can't you see that! leave! go! vamoose! jesus im trying to do something crazy or anything other than talkin to YOU! isn't that how you feel when you have a huge project due tomorrow, and then, start me up! there is someone there at the end of the line to tell you to talk to you! argh!... anyway fuck off, 'n' ill see ya round'
XD
1. Don't bombard my friends with memes. They have tempers, and don't know what you're talking about. Now this whole thing has to be solved when we go back to school.

Hiko, you say you hate drama, but you cause a LOT of it. And I'm forced to take sides.

2. The girl in question is using itunes, and is inviting you to call/text her cell phone.
edited for censorship
I give up.
Good, I'm hopeless.
Quotes taken off in mercy.
*shakes fist at the internets*

Quote (Legoroy)

*shakes fist at the internets*

Your fists solve everything.
USE IT DON'T SHAKE IT D:
I didn't copy the exact conversation, but it's between Omnivore (remember him?) and I.

Me: God, I love RERN.
Him: Yeah, but wouldn't it be interesting if one of the teachers at our school was a member? Or our principal one of the admins?
Me: Like Twi?
Him:...
Me:...OH GOD.
Him: IT'S SO TRUE.
Me: IT MUST BE.
Him: TWI IS AT OUR SCHOOL.
Me: SHIT. WE MUST RUN.
Him: FAST.
Me: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Him: AND WAFFLES.

...IT'S SO TRUE.