The Netiday Netvegas Raffle, 2018!

When the camera feed cut back in, it was AuctionMan by himself again. "Once more, LadyLuck has fled the stage! Worry not, fair viewers, for I shall find her shortly. Until then...! The show must go on!" AuctionMan made a dramatic run across the stage, then leapt through the air, landing upon one of the roulette wheel bars with a manly pelvic thrust. Cries of both shock, disgust, and interest rang out in the studio as he began to pelvic thrust quickly and furiously, the gyrations of his body moving the roulette wheel into motion. Simulated sweat had just begun to drip down the navi's manly pecs when he stopped, as the wheel was properly spinning... only for him to pale. "Wait, what is this? Why is the wheel not stopping!?"

LadyLuck appeared from behind the wheel, holding what looked like a wheel brake. She still had her Santa bikini on, but had what seemed to be MintT's coat and skirt on over it, by the look of things. She held it up with a mischievous grin. "Looking for this~?"

"Ladyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!" AuctionMan's voice rose in pitch as the wheel began to spin faster and faster, and soon the navi was a simple, red-and-skin blur rotating along with it. Finally he was launched from the wheel with enough speed and force to break through the roof of the recording studio, and someone on the sound team cued up an angelic chorus sound effect as the light shone down upon the stage. Moments later AuctionMan's short-shorts wafted down to the stage, landing softly on the textless side of the 'NO SAYING EYECANDY' sign from earlier.

--Astraea
Diminishing Decorations! D-tier! AirHockey1!
Perfect Presents! C-tier! CactusBall2!

--Rayner
Caroling Critical! C-tier! AquaWhirl2!
Foiled by Fruitcake! D-tier! MagnetZone!

--Sylk
Super Star! A-tier! SuperDrill!
Oh Holy Fight! A-tier! Gaia3!
Though it has been of great use to me, the potential I see in this sacrifice is far greater. I am sorry, old friend, to be tossing you aside; I hope you can one day forgive me, when you are in the hands of an owner who might better appreciate your virtue, your might, and the way you singularly cut through the dark.

[AuctionMan Tier: AirSwordDamage: 100 + Slashing + Impact + Gust + Wide Attack
Accuracy: B
Description: A glowing sword of pure wind energy, capable of slicing through barriers, auras, and even the target with ease while pushing your enemies back. Can hit up to 3 with good RP. Rare
Duration: Until Overridden/Broken. Breaks automatically after 2 swings.
Element: Null
Special: Wind Type: This chip counts as Wind Type for the purposes of Wind triggered effects, such as traps and terrain.
Trader Rank: A
: 100 + Slashing + Impact + Gust + Wide Attack (Acc: B) chip]

_Regalia.exe
Grinning herself now that AuctionMan had been deposed, at least for a while, LadyLuck spun the wheel in his absence.

--Regalia
Terrific Tales! A-rank! Moshy!
Beautiful Bells! A-rank! CopyDamage!

((These rolls were done by Rai))
Woohoo, free presents for ScorchMan...whenever he's done burning things!

-Griffin Reim (buy-in: Metool tier)

-ScorchMan.EXE is unavailable for comment-

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Well I say! This should make for a good bit of fun, once we get Dignity on the road, I say! Sign us up, my good man!

-Vincent Miles (buy-in: Metools tier)

-Phase.EXE is unavailable for comment-

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This isn't a scam or anything, right? Like I'm not gonna get viruses all up in here or, or all my money's just gonna vanish, or SandMan's gonna get turned into a beautiful woman against his will?

... Actually that'd be hilarious, you should definitely do that.

-Lei Yan (buy-in: Metools tier)

-SandMan.EXE is flailing and unavailable for comment-

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-the posting window convulses, text editor disappearing beneath a creeping layer of dingy, veined off-white. a hand stretches from the broken window, fingers shredded down to the framework, the graphic mesh rotten with static. clenched in its grip is a sparking wad of data.-

(Hexadecimal.EXE attached: Candle2HP: 100
Properties: Anchored, HeatBody
Object Damage: 100 Fire + Impact
Damage Method: Telekinesis
Healing Effect: Regen 10 + To-All-Clause (Allies)
Accuracy: S
Description: Creates a healing candle in your area.
Duration: 3 turns or until destroyed.
Element: Fire
Special: HeatBody: Immune to Fire damage.
Trader Rank: C
(buy-in: AuctionMan tier)

-Error: Operator not found-
Oh oh! Another event! That time of year again! I can give something, yeah I don't use this, so let's give it to someone else, or put it up for trade, or however this works! Roll those bones!

They don't actually role bones anymore you know...

That's beside the point! It's a fun statement!

[Attached: WindDragon1Damage: 160 + Confusion + Homing x 3 Targets
Accuracy: B
Description: Summons a Greengon from broken or missing terrain to breathe whirlwinds on up to three enemies, knocking them for a loop. Rare
Duration: Once
Element: Wood
Special: Wind Type: This chip counts as Wind Type for the purposes of Wind triggered effects, such as traps and terrain.
Trader Rank: C
]
Man, this year has just flown by. Here's a (hopefully) better one next year!
-Mazer
-- MachMan: SanctuaryEffect: Medium Holy Terrain Change
Accuracy: S
Description: Creates a medium zone of Holy Terrain, centered on you. Rare
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: A
(AuctionMan Tier)--


"I can't call myself a propah businessman yet ignoah such a good deal. Let's see if something can come of this... 'unsightly' chip."
-HangMan.EXE

-- HangMan: Pillow2Damage: 60 + Sleep
Accuracy: B
Description: A fluffy pillow that will make anyone drowsy when it hits.
Duration: Until Overridden/Broken. Breaks after 3 swings.
Element: Null
Trader Rank: C
(AuctionMan Tier)--


"Happy NetiDays everyone! Thank you for putting this event on, although I can't say I agree with your treatment of LadyLuck, regardless it's good to see people doing something nice for others."
-RiderMan.EXE

-- RiderMan: ColorBall1Damage: 40 + Rebound(4)
Accuracy: C
Description: Throws a bouncy rubber ball that can repeatedly rebound off enemies and objects.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Rebound(4): This effect allows an attack to ricochet around the field. It will attempt to bounce off of enemies or objects until it has attacked four additional times, with the damage of the chip reducing by 10 for each attempted attack. Each attack against a given target lowers the chip's accuracy by 2 ranks against that target.
Trader Rank: D
(AuctionMan Tier)--


"Hm... I don't get it, but if you're gonna cough up some stuff to help me turn more things to rubble, fine with me. It better be good though!"
-KaijuMan.EXE

-- KaijuMan: 0z (Metool Tier)--


Whew, glad my nephew didn't see that, no offense... I'm not sure if his mother would've figuratively or literally broken my land legs if she found out. Oh right, Happy Holidays!
-"Cap'n" Jack Stanton
-- ClampMan: 0z (Metool Tier)--
Sounds like an excellent chance to change up stock that isn't moving.

ATTCH: SkyShoesEffect: High-Alt Flight
Accuracy: S
Description: Grants the user the ability to freely fly at high altitude. Initial takeoff is considered a dodge. If shot down, user may take off again until effect ends.
Duration: 1 turn
Element: Null
Special: Beware of fall damage.
Trader Rank: D

((Rogan, Entering AuctionMan Tier))
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I do wonder how charity is raised, when so much is given away... I think it would make it hard to cover costs, no? Ah, but I will not sniff at the offer, you know.

-Pirouette.Exe, and Mikhail.

((Pirouette, entering Metool Tier))
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Hey, bring back the cute one! Okay, let's see, what have I got that I don't use... Oh, this one! Here!

-Jenny

ATTCH: EnergyBombDamage: 40 x 3 + Blast1
Accuracy: C
Description: A powerful bomb that hits three times.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: D


((Jenny and Courser, entering AuctionMan Tier))
I suppose it would be a good idea to add to our arsenal. I shall give it a try.

-Katran.exe (Auctionman tier, RemotePlug2Damage: 110 + Homing + Phasing
Accuracy: C
Description: Fires an obstacle penetrating plug that moves forward. Its path can be adjusted by the user.
Duration: Once
Element: Elec
Trader Rank: C
)
When next the video cut in, it seemed the wheel and roof had been repaired, and AuctionMan's short-shorts were safely back on his body, which had either grown sweatier since the last time or had been oiled while the feed was down. Judging by the glimmer of his thighs, probably the latter. AuctionMan was stood next to LadyLuck, who had been stripped of everything except her "festive outfit", and was now bound a good couple feet above the ground by shibari-style ropes. A cloth gag had been placed over her mouth, and she did not seem happy about it. "MMHG! MMPH MM- MMH!" She was glaring daggers at AuctionMan as he began his introductory spiel.

"Wonderful viewers! It is I, your host, AuctionMan!" He beamed, hands on his hips. "I know some of you wonderful fans bemoaned my absence, posting comments like 'We love you, AuctionMan!' and 'AuctionMan, your holiday outfit fills me with feelings you cannot repeat on a live program!' and 'I'll be your Support Program any day, AuctionMan', and ladies, fellows... Auditions are now open."

A sign suddenly dropped from the ceiling, bouncing around on the support cables holding it aloft. 'AUCTIONMAN SUPPORT PROGRAM APPLICATIONS NOW ACCEPTED, SEND EMAIL TO AuctionManIsTheBestAndIWantTobeHisNewAssistant@AuctionManIsGreat.net'

Rather than embarrassment, LadyLuck's face seemed to be turning red with anger this time. "Now I know what you are thinking!" AuctionMan said, waving his hands dismissively. "'AuctionMan, how can you let LadyLuck get off this easily? She hasn't shown the Netiday spirit at all!' Well friends, don't worry, it is in fact time to punish LadyLuck for her hubris!" AuctionMan turned away from the camera and stood in front of LadyLuck, a position which placed his pelvis roughly in front of her head. "MMH! MM-MMH! MMMH! NNNMMM!" LadyLuck began to cry out through her gag, squirming in the air and the confinement.

"AuctionMan. AuctionMan! You can't, you can't do this on live air!" An intern rushed in from off-stage. "Sir! We're all going to be fired! AuctionMan!"

AuctionMan seemed to only just notice the navi that had rushed in, and he turned to face him... revealing both the black marker in his hand, and the angry eyebrows and the curly moustache he had drawn on LadyLuck's face with it. Her hands were balled up into fists, and the ropes were starting to fray around her limbs as she strained them, glaring murderously at her 'partner'. "Worry not, fellow showman from the production staff! I, AuctionMan, have made certain that everything on this program is safe for even our most sensitive viewers!"

With that declaration, AuctionMan turned toward the camera to grin. "Keep those entries coming, viewers, and we can keep the giving train rolling! You're all wonderful!" Finally LadyLuck began to break free from her restraints, and she leapt toward AuctionMan from behind, screaming bloody murder through the gag-

The video feed was replaced with a NetVegas Advisory Board logo, and cheerful Netiday music played for the next minute or so before the broadcast closed out again.


--Scorchman
Jingling Jollies! C-tier! Guard2!
Gingerbread Generic! D-tier! SkyShoes!

--Phase
Timbering Trouble! D-rank! Wood+20!
Cheerful Choirs! C-rank! SonicWave!

--SandMan
Stocking Suffer! D-rank! Meteor9!
Holly Hallelujah! C-rank! AquaDragon2!

--Hex(adecimal)
Eggnog Exaction! C-rank! FlashBomb2!
Tree Topper! B-rank! IceBall3!

--Lucia
Bountiful Bundt Cake! B-tier! RollArrow3!
Present Perfection! B-tier! ElementalRage3!

--MachMan
Astounding Angels! A-tier! ElecAura3!
Friendly Fireplace! A-tier! FirePlus!

--HangMan
Average Appetizers! C-rank! CircleGun1!
Malaise Marathons! C-rank! IronShell2!

--RiderMan
Shockingly Similar! C-tier! ElecAura1!
Mystery Mistletoe! D-rank! SentinelGun!

--KaijuMan
I'm out of Alliterations! C-tier! AquaDragon2!
No Really! C-tier! Momogra!

--ClampMan
I'm going to the shop to get some more! D-tier! BurnSquare1!
I'll be back in 3 hours! C-tier! MaruBlaster2!

--Rogan
What do you mean I have to finish this batch first? D-tier! CoalZone!
What do you mean, 'If you won't alliterate I will'? D-tier! MudFlop1!

--Pirouette
You Can't Upstage Me! I'm The Host! D-tier! MoonBlade1!
Argghlr grrfrghelgah! C-tier! GigasArm1!

--Courser
D-tier! PropellerBomb1!
D-tier! ElecShock1!

--Katran
Shoddy Sponsor! C-tier! FireArm2!
Hilarious Host! B-tier! RedWave3!
Alright then...I suppose I can spare a chip for Asymptote. Lets see...hmmm...maybe this fast gauge will give something decent...merry christmas/netday to all.
-Joseph Sine, operator of Asymptote.exe

Attached: FastGaugeEffect: Haste
Accuracy: S
Description: Dodge rate up 10% for 3 turns for one ally.
Duration: 3 turns
Element: Null
Trader Rank: C
: Haste + 3-Turn (Acc: S)
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Alright, I suppose if I want to get something good, I gotta give something good...*sigh* alright. Sorry swordy3, but I need to sacrifice you.
-Stephine Magi, operator of Jazz.exe

Attached: Swordy3HP: 180
Damage: 100 + Long Attack + Slashing / 75 + Wide Attack + Slashing
Accuracy: B
Description: Creates a Swordy-N3 virus to aid you. Can attack with either LongSword or WideSword, is immune to Sleep status, and can Teleport as a free action once per turn.
Element: Null
Special: Allied Virus: This virus has two actions per turn, and is fully controllable by the summoner. If no orders are given, it will perform actions at random, but will never intentionally interfere with or damage the summoner or their allies. Deleting this virus will grant no additional rewards to either side.
Trader Rank: A
: 180HP Virus: 100 + Long + Slash, 75 + Wide + Slash / 3 Action (Acc: B)
After a few minutes, the advisory screen abruptly disappeared, revealing a regular NormalNavi this time around, though with most of the Navi's body covered in a full-body Santa outfit, complete with stuffed belly and fake beard, the only indication that it was a NormalNavi was the sight of a NormalNavi's circular eyes peeking through the oversized Santa hat and massive white beard. It was apparently also very difficult to move around in, with how the Navi waddled about the stage. In the middle of the waddling, the unfortunate fellow very nearly fell over to the side, waving his arms about wildly before "MintT" from earlier ran onto the stage, helping him stabilize into at least a stable standing pose. The NormalNavi then held up something in his thickly gloved hands, and attempted to read something off of it, but the voluminous fake beard muffled his voice so much that nothing was immediately discernable. A screen then descended from the ceiling behind him, showing some results scrolling by, while the costumed Navi wobbled about, looking like he was about to pass out.

- Joseph
Hearty! C-tier! StarArrow2Damage: 100 + Carry
Accuracy: B
Description: Fires an arrow that hovers still in the air for a moment before rocketing forward. If anyone grabs the arrow at any point before it hits something, they are sent flying along with the arrow.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Carry: If anyone, user, ally, or foe, grabs the arrow at any point before it hits something, they are pulled along by it until it either hits something or they let go. This does not affect the arrow in any way.
Trader Rank: C
!
It's not even remotely a bad deal! C-tier! RemotePlug2Damage: 110 + Homing + Phasing
Accuracy: C
Description: Fires an obstacle penetrating plug that moves forward. Its path can be adjusted by the user.
Duration: Once
Element: Elec
Trader Rank: C
!

- Stephine
Don't be so blue! A-tier! BlueMoonDamage: 200 + Lunar Drain + Uninstall
Accuracy: A
Description: Fires a ray of lunar energy at an enemy, which also inhibits the NaviCust. Rare
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Lunar Drain: Removes the target's outermost defense layer, even if it wouldn't normally be removed by this attack. Nullifies any counterattacks from that defense. Still triggers other defenses' counterattacks, if applicable.
Trader Rank: A
!
It's an armful of prizes! A-tier! GigasArm3Damage: 150 + Break + Impact + Knockback + Gigas Charge 150
Accuracy: B
Description: Grants the user the strength of the Gigas to smash their foes with an iron fist. Charge up to unleash incredible power. Rare
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Gigas Charge 150: Expend one action to increase this chip's damage by 120 and upgrade Knockback to Microburst. Buster Charges do not work as a substitute.
Trader Rank: A
!
Wow, looks like a pretty rambunctious show for this year--Hope they're both okay.
- Harke
Attached: TimeBomb3HP: 100
Properties: Anchored
Object Damage: 50 + Impact
Damage Method: Telekinesis
Attack Damage: 200 + To-All-Clause (Enemies)
Accuracy: S
Description: Places a bomb on the field that will explode after two turns, damaging all enemies.
Duration: 2 turns or until destroyed.
Element: Null
Trader Rank: B
Battlechip (AuctionMan Tier)

Right in the kisser! Pow! Hahaha!
- Scar
Attached: PileDriver3Damage: 80 x 2 Melee Attack + Impact + Break + Knockback + Piledriver
Accuracy: B
Description: The Navi summons a rapidly pumping jackhammer that occupies one of their appendages. Bearing down on an immobile target will deal greater damage.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Piledriver: If the first hit connects with Knockback and the second hit also connects, the second hit deals double damage.
Trader Rank: B
Battlechip (AuctionMan Tier)

MintT was cute! Put her back in!
- Sofia
Attached: RollArrow3Damage: 120 + Chip Break
Accuracy: B
Description: Launches an arrow tipped with a pink heart. If a virus is hit, they lose the ability to attack once. If a Navi is hit, they lose their first selected chip for that turn.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: B
Battlechip (AuctionMan Tier)

WAIT WHERE DID THE EYECANDY GO I WAS PROMISED EYECANDY THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING
- Charles
Attached: N/A (Metool Tier)
The program is quite different this year, but it looks like our hosts and hostesses are having a tough time as usual. Hang in there, all of you! Hope you all have a happy holidays... Holly too!
- Ship.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)

Thank you as always for the opportunity.
-J Newman, operator of Hyde.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)

Sorry I haven't had time to watch the whole show, doing this and waitressing at the same time! I'm sure Bruce is taping it anyway, he always does. I'll catch up later!
-Dare.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)

As an adventurer, I'm looking for every opportunity to improve my available tools of the trade. I throw myself upon your generosity. As a new Navi, though, allow me to say, what an exciting show! A shame I haven't long to tune in.
-QuestMan.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)
I'm so excited! Such excitement! I want to run around with a fancy outfit too! Ahh, if I just give you a chip you'll double it, right? That's such a good deal!
- Vasilia.EXE

Maybe next year! We'll have more time to design something then!
- Sophia

[Metool Tier]
Suddenly, a series of participatory e-mails is received!

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So, uh...this sure is a thing. Just one question...what the hell is a Netiday?

- Leslie Battle
ATTACHMENT: SolarStageEffect: Full Stage Solar Terrain Change
Accuracy: S
Description: Changes the entire battlefield to Solar Terrain.
Duration: Once
Element: Elec
Trader Rank: C
BattleChip data (For Martia; AuctionMan tier)

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...Is exposing that much skin on a broadcast like this even legal? I suppose it is, if it's still being shown. But always be mindful of possible legal consequences!

- Naomi Shimizu (Mettaur tier)

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Well, I can't say those abs weren't worth flipping onto this. Glad my Navi's too busy to really ogle them, though...

- Alda Hyde
ATTACHMENT: GodHammer2Damage: 140 + Break + Impact / 70 + Drop Attack
Accuracy: C / D
Description: A hammer strike with immense force, that disquiets nearby earth, sends it skyward, and down upon another target.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: The second part of this attack does not trigger if the hammer's target is not grounded. It also must hit a different target from the hammer. For clarity's sake, it may hit nothing if the user chooses.
Trader Rank: C
BattleChip data (For Anathema; AuctionMan tier)

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Aww, why did that one chick have to leave right after that costume change? ...Er, never mind that. Happy Netidays! Whatever that is...

- Gary Williamson (Mettaur tier)

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Okay, watching someone getting lots of skin exposed unwillingly is giving me some SERIOUS PTSD right now. Thanks for that.

- Mei Fuujimoto
ATTACHMENT: HammerToss2Damage: 60 + Break + Spin Attack / 120 + Break
Accuracy: Depends on number of targets. / C
Description: The user swings a track and field hammer around, then throws it at an enemy.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Spin Attack: Strikes at all enemies in an 8-panel circle around the user. Accuracy varies depending on the number of targets designated: 1-3 targets @ B Accuracy, 4-6 targets @ C Accuracy, 7-8 targets @ D Accuracy.
Trader Rank: C
BattleChip data (for Skye; AuctionMan tier)

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I guess I don't really care who holds these events, so long as they get hold. Here, have a chip that some people might want, but not me!

- Sabrina Jetto
ATTACHMENT: AntiBreakDamage: Trap((Negate Attack) Then (200 + Break)): Break, Blast, Nova, Spread, Splash, Cracked Terrain Change, Broken Terrain Change, Chip Break, and/or Object Erasure
Accuracy: A
Description: Negates one Break-type attack and counters with God Stone.
Duration: One Attack, or until overwritten or destroyed.
Element: Null
Special: (Trap(Effect): Trigger): Trap effects are sprung when Trigger conditions are met. Traps do not trigger and cannot be triggered by other Traps. Traps are negated on contact by the Nullify effect, and do not trigger against attacks that include the Nullify effect. Traps do not trigger against Allies. Only one Trap may be set by an individual at a time, and setting a second will overwrite the first regardless of type. Traps remain in place until triggered, overwritten, or destroyed.
Trader Rank: B
BattleChip data (for SplashMan; AuctionMan tier)

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Question to the higher ups: does AuctionMan need to be taken down? I'm sure I can send my Navi over there and knock him unconscious with a tranq bolt, or something. He won't even know what hit him.

- Diana Hawkins
ATTACHMENT: GravityHold2Damage: 70 + Piercing + Altitude Change
Accuracy: D
Description: Creates a gravity well that penetrates obstacles. There is no limit to how many enemies this attack can hit, but as it moves very slowly and in a straight line, it is easily dodged.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Altitude Change: Forces all battle participants out of High Altitude or Submerged status, regardless of whether or not it hits. This effect cannot be avoided.
Trader Rank: C
BattleChip data (for HunterWoman; AuctionMan tier)

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I swear, these events keep getting stranger and stranger...hopefully my Navi won't mind me surrendering a good chip for participating in this. At least it's not a fire-based one.

- Ruby Knighton
ATTACHMENT: ElecReel2Damage: 100 + Spread 3 (Side + Behind)
Accuracy: B
Description: A small bolt of lightning that spreads sideways and behind the target upon impact.
Duration: Once
Element: Elec
Trader Rank: C
BattleChip data (for DragonMan; AuctionMan tier)

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Blessings of Divina be upon you all this season!

- Hikari Takahashi
ATTACHMENT: HeatBreath1Damage: 80 + Medium Lava Terrain Change + Cone Attack
Accuracy: C
Description: Blast up to 4 enemies with a cone of fiery breath. Changes terrain to Lava.
Duration: Once
Element: Fire
Trader Rank: D
BattleChip data (for Divina; AuctionMan tier)

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Yes, yes, happy whatever holiday you're making up. Now give me my chips!

- (identity of sender unknown) (Mettaur tier) (OOC: this is LightningMan)
Rania says this thing's good, but to me, it's crap. So take this crap and give me some better crap, okay? And can we put that girl in the bikini back on the screen?
-MeleeMan.EXE
Attached: AntiNavi (AuctionMan tier)

My friend Mary is blind, but she is really enjoying your show from the descriptions I'm giving her... I thought you might like to know.
-Exorcist.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)

I believe we should all hold ourselves to a higher standard than the lewdness I'm seeing on this program. I don't mean to be picky when you all are being so generous, but at the very least I expect these things to open up in full clothing. Neither of the hosts have been fully attired since this one started. Would you kindly dress in to some proper things before continuing the program? I know that you are only doing what you must to get eyes on the program, but please, consider this an appeal to your sense of manners and decency. Thank you, and my kindest regards.
-Ante.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)

Happy Netiday! I'm not sure what a Netiday is, but the celebration looks very lively and animated. I can tell AuctionMan and LadyLuck are good friends! I also think my operator wishes she could join in...
-Phero.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)

Aha! Another mystery to solve. The case of the disappearing AuctionMan and LadyLuck... well, I guess all I can do is speculate from here, but I don't trust that sinister Santa's beard. How about a couple of chips, in the mean time?
-Sleuth.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)

Thank you for your generous gift.
-Slay.EXE
Attached: ElementSpark (AuctionMan Tier)

Thank you for your GENEROUS gift! I like the EXPRESSIVENESS in your performance so far, AuctionMan, but may I suggest you strike a truly FABULOUS pose to really get the crowd going?
-Kabuki.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)

I'm assuming QuestMan already applied here... if not, I'll make sure he sees it post-haste! It's important we bolster our available weaponry given any opportunity. As for your show... please behave.
-Tutoria.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)
{EA#B001}
You must be kidding me. I come home from 15 hours of serving the public, and THIS is what they give me? ‘Quality programming?’ For crying out loud, that holiday was a WEEK AGO! And don’t give me that ‘where’s your holiday spirit’ nonsense, I spend the better part of last week CLEANING UP parts of your so-called ‘holiday spirit’! It’s just an excuse for people to do what they want without any ramifications!
...ugh, not your problem. I do hope that AuctionMan gets what’s coming to him though.
I did see the chip give-away, and while Crony doesn’t need any chips, my brother certainly does; he needs all the help he can get. Please forgive the above, I’m sure it’s no fault of your own, and thank you.
~ Officer Bauersox, on behalf of Eric Bauersox/Amity.EXE
Attached: N/A (Metool)

(OOC: Would be applied post/between battle, likely after battle 2)
Hmm, I’ll buy into the Melody teir for Sparks. - Joseph

Ohhhh I love freebies. Hopefully we can get something good from the Metool teir. - Layla

I’m back again for the monthly raffle. Cool holiday special going on? Yes don’t have to ask me twice. Going in for the metool teir. - Julius

Free chips are always nice. Metool teir for Scarlet. - Katomie

Joseph/Sparks for Melody Teir. -500z
Layla/Frio, Julius/GigaMan, Katomie/Scarlett for Metool Teir.
The little runt had this chip with him. Considering his new specs, we don't need it anymore. Anything would be more useful than this Battle Chip. I'll let the runt check out your show in a recording once he wakes up.
- Maru Lulu
Attached: ElementLeafDamage: 40 + Line Attack(3) + Wood Terrain Boost 60
Accuracy: B
Description: Shoots a wave of plant energy along a straight line, and grows stronger when on earthy terrain.
Duration: Once
Element: Wood
Special: If the user is on Grass, Soil, or Mud terrain, this attack's power is increased by 60, and acquires unlimited Line Attack for the duration of the attack.
Special: StageReset: If the Wood Terrain Boost for this attack is triggered, a zone of Normal panels is created around the user.
Trader Rank: C
(Auctionman Tier)
"Whoa, far out! Another waffle? I love those things, man!"
-DruidMan.EXE (AuctionMan Tier: MarkCannon3Damage: 130 + Seeking + Lock-on
Accuracy: A
Description: A highly accurate cannon whose automatic aiming system locks onto heat signatures and fires.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Lock-on: Same effect as an automatic Take Aim.
Trader Rank: B
: 130 + Seeking + Lock-on (Acc: A))

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"What's dis, boss, a bonus? Shucks, you shouldn't have! Ta make up for it, extra shifts fer everyone!"
-FactoryMan.EXE (Metool Tier)

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"Oh! For upon my path, through this valley in the shadow of doubt and shattered dreams, do I find a moment's reprieve, a gift from the hereafter to aid in my eternal quest!"
-LanternMan.EXE (Metool Tier)
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